The Maou Misadventures
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Review of last chapter: Conrad, Wolfram and Yosak find Yuri in town. (If you want something more detailed just go back and read the chapters, sorry for the inconvenience!).
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Chapter 5- Disgusting Manjuu is not Manjuu at all, Same Applies to Maou Manjuu
~AT PRENCA IN FRONT OF A SOON-TO-OPEN-DESSERT-SHOP (HUMAN LANDS)~
"YURI!" Wolfram yelled again, there were tears coming from his eyes, he was so happy to see him again, four days felt like years since he was missing.
"EH?" Yuri was confused.
"Your Majesty, we're so glad that we've found you." Conrad said.
"What? Your Majesty?" Yuri asked, pointing to himself. "Me?" (KYAAA!!! He's so cute when he points to himself!!!)
Rath stayed silent and tried to work out what to do.
"We're on a job right now, we'll finish soon. Let's meet at the inn down the road in an hour." he suggested. "There are also 3 other people I want present."
"WHAT? NO WAY!" Wolfram screamed. "JUST GIVE YURI BACK TO US YOU, FRE-" he was cut off by Conrad.
"Alright." he answered coolly. "The inn down the road in an hour it is."
"BUT CONRAD WE CAN'T-" Wolfram was once again screaming, he was cut off by Yosak this time.
"Just listen to, Captain." he said, then he turned to Rath, "See to it that you keep the promise."
And at that, they left.
~AT SOME RANDOM PLACE IN PRENCA~
"WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? WHY DID YOU LET THE WIMP STAY?!?!?" Wolfram's face was red from yelling. He couldn't understand why they didn't bring Yuri back to Shin Makoku, but left him alone with a stranger instead.
"Can't you tell, Your Excellency? There was something seriously wrong in that situation. Kiddo just seemed...off." Yosak explained.
"OFF? WHAT DO YOU MEAN OFF?" Wolfram demanded. "CONRAD!!!" he screamed turning to him.
But Conrad didn't reply. He was deep in thought about what had just happened. He looked straight at us, yet...No sign of recognition...Maybe it wasn't Yuri...And the guy that was with him....He just couldn't work it out.
"He seems to be trustworthy..." Conrad mumbled.
Wolfram looked like he was about to explode. "YES! HE 'SEEMED TO BE'!!! HOW DO WE KNOW IF HE WAS?!?"
"Wolfram, calm down, we'll find everything out in an hour." said Conrad seriously.
~AT ANOTHER RANDOM PLACE IN PRENCA~
Soon after finishing the painting job and going back to the employer for their pay, Yuri and Rath soon met up with the rest of the mercenaries.
Rath explained the situation.
"Eh?...But that's kinda expected! Ha, ha, ha! Of course it wouldn't take long to find him, they must of put thousands of soldiers everywhere!" Lute said.
"Huh? Do they know me? The real me? HEEEEEEEEYYYYYY, YOOOOUUUU GUUUUYYYSSS! Explain it to me please!!!" Yuri pleaded, Yuri was beginning to have a small feeling they were hiding something from him (obviously, they were hiding something, you stupid Maou).
But they just ignored him.
"We have no choice but to meet them." decided Effie. "If we just tried to run away it won't be long till we're found."
"We have no reason to run away...It's not like we have anything to do with the Maou in the first place. We just have to return him and explain ourselves." Raquel said.
"MAOU?!? OMG!!!! WHERE?!? WHERE?!?" Yuri started freak out and looked around himself in fear.
"Quiet." said Rath, grabbing Yuri in the face so he couldn't speak anymore. "You're attracting attention."
"The way you've said it...The soldiers don't seem to be bad people. Let's just go to the inn." Raquel said.
And so the hour passes...
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~AT A INN, DOWN THE ROAD FROM A SOON-TO-OPEN DESSERT SHOP (PRENCA)~
*SILENCE...AND STARING*
*MORE SILENCE...AND MORE STARING*
*EVEN MORE SILENCE TO THE POINT IT'S UNBEARABLE...AND EVEN MORE STARING TO THE POINT IT'S TOO AWKWARD TO HANDLE*
"AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!" the Maou was the first to crack under the silence/staring pressure. (I think he was the only one to feel the non-exixtent pressure of only three seconds passing since they entered the inn ==") "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
Everyone stared at him.
"Your Majesty-" Conrad was beginning to say.
"YOU THERE!!!" Yuri shouted, angrily pointing at Conrad. "YES YOU, COOL-LOOKING GUY WITH THE SHORT, BROWN HAIR! Exactly, who are you calling 'Your Majesty', haaaah?" he was acting like a threatening yakuza.
"Conrad, don't act like you're accusing him of saying anything mean. Because he didn't." Raquel tried to calm him down.
Conrad, (the real one) stared in shock at the mentioning of his name.
"Yes, yes, yes." Yuri agreed, calming down. "But I want to know what's going on."
Now Yosak began to speak. "So do we, Kiddo. Since when was your name Conrad?"
"Why can't I be named Conrad?" Yuri retorted.
"YURI!" Wolfram yelled, no longer able to hold his silence. "HIS-" Wolfram pointed at (real) Conrad "name is Conrad. Your name is Yuri!"
Yuri stared in amazement at (real) Conrad. Even though I have amnesia...I can remember the name Conrad...These people seem to know me, so this is the Conrad from my memories?
Yuri stared hard at Conrad, but he still couldn't recognise him at all. Ah...What if I...
Yuri pulled out the deep blue necklace and said. "Did you give this to me?"
Conrad was surprised at the sudden question and appearance of the necklace. He smile warmly at Yuri, "Yes, I did give that to you. It belonged to a special friend of mine."
After one minute of everyone being silent and Yuri staring at Conrad and the necklace, Yuri murmured, "I think I remember..."
He was getting an inkling of his memories returning...
Too bad it was ruined by a rash blonde guy.
"YURI! THEN WHAT ABOUT ME?" screamed Wolfram, right into Yuri's face.
Yuri stared at the beautiful blonde, who had shiny and wavy hair, and deep emerald eyes and long eyelashes.
"I'm sorry, I can't remember you, Miss-- umm...what's your name?" Yuri tried to be as polite as he could be, he was in the presence of a pretty girl afterall. (NOT!!!)
Instead of getting an answer, he got a big whack on the head instead and a mountain load of threats. "DAMN YOU, *******!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A ****** GIRL TO YOU? HUH? DO I? IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ****** MEMORIES BACK THIS VERY ****** SECOND, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ****** AND ***** YOUR ****!!! SO YOU BETTER ****** WATCH OUT, YOU *******!!!" (Oh dear...O_O)
"Eh? What did I say wrong?" Yuri had no idea what the pretty blonde's problem was.
"Kiddo, what your looking at is a male not female." Yosak grinned.
"EEEEEH?" Yuri screamed, mouth opened wide.
"YOU'RE TOO SURPRISED, YOU WIMP! HMPH!" Wolfram screamed, trying to bash him, but he was stopped by Yosak.
"But wait...I don't understand, why doesn't he remember us?" Yosak asked.
"Well..about that..." Lute explained everything that happened, from when they accidently shot him to now.
"Ahhhh...So that's what happened." Conrad said.
"Ummm...Are you angry at us? Because we shot him?" Lute asked, afraid.
"Hm....Of course every person that brings harm to him must be punished. But in this case we can turn a blind eye." (did I use that saying right? "turn a blind eye"...well, I just mean "ignore" or "pretend it never happened") Conrad said. "And it was an accident afterall."
The mercenaries were grateful at Conrad's kindness.
"Well, Conrad-who-is-not-really-Conrad, it was short but fun while it lasted." said Effie. "So I guess this is 'goodbye'."
"SEEE YAAAA!" cried Lute.
"I hope you get your memories back soon." Raquel said kindly.
Rath didn't say anything, but just slightly nodded.
They were all gonna miss the baka Maou...(TT_TT so sad....)
End of The Maou Misadventures~
Thank you for reading ^_^...JUST JOKING!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA...THIS IS NOT GONNA BE THE ENDING! KEEP ON READING!!!
There were tears coming to Yuri's eyes. "I-I-I-I-I d-don't w-want t-to leeeaaaaveeeee!!!" he sobbed miserably.
"EH?" everyone gasped. "But..."
"I want to stay and become a mercenary...." Yuri was still sobbing.
"But...You don't belong as a mercenary." said Ephraim.
"But I'm gonna miss everyone!" Yuri pleaded.
"But Your Majesty, please think about it carefully." Conrad said.
"Don't call me 'Your Majesty'! My name's 'Yuni' right? Call me that." corrected Yuri.
"It's 'Yuri'." counter-corrected Wolfram.
"Yeah, that." said Yuri, unphased. "And shouldn't this be fine until I get my memories back?"
"But they say the best way to get back one's memory is in one's usual environment." said Raquel.
"Who's 'they'? How do you know if you can trust 'they'?" Yuri grumbled.
"WELL...I WANT HIM TO STAY!!!!" Lute said happily. Yuri looked with shiny and grateful eyes at Lute. There was hope!
The Shin Makoku guys looked at Yuri. They all recognised that defiant look, when he made up his mind and had that look there was no changing it. He was completely stubborn afterall.
"Until...you...get...your...memories...back....huh?..." Wolfram murmured.
"Hmmm?" Yuri looked at the girl he just discovered to be a guy. "What did you say?"
"WELL IF THAT'S HOW IT IS, I'LL JUST HELP YOU GET YOUR MEMORIES BACK!!!!" Wolfram reached into his pocket and pulled out...
Lute and Effie expected a time machine.
Rath expected a weapon.
Yuri was to slow to think that fast.
Raquel and Yosak expected some sort of item that was special to Yuri that would make him remember his memories.
They weren't completely wrong, Conrad knew exactly what it was, afterall he understood Wolfram and Yuri best.
Wolfram pulled out a....
MANJUU (much to Lute and Effie's dismay). "HERE IT IS! YOUR MOST FAVOURITE FOOD OF ALL TIME! MAOU MANJUU!!!" he shoved the food into Yuri's mouth. "WITH THIS, YOU'LL INSTANTLY REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE! TASTE AND REMEMBER THE SWEETNESS!" Wolfram screamed dramatically. (Did I alter his personality too much?)
Everyone held their breaths, not knowing what to expect.
Yuri was chewing on the Maou manjuu and...His eyes suddenly lit up.
Could it be? That he remembers?...The question floated in everyone's mind.
*SPITS OUT*
Yuri spat out the manjuu.
(A/N: Well, if he remembers his memories now, that really would be the end of the story right? So obviously I can't let him remember yet.)
"But, Yuri...You LOVE manjuu." Wolfram gasped.
"It tastes gross! It's warm and mushy and I think it could even be out-of-date!!!" Yuri was gasping for air after being forced-fed such a thing.
"Ah..." Wolfram suddenly remembered. "Right before we were heading to Chenatten, I remembered how you loved Maou manjuu, so I went and stuffed one into my pocket for you...That was around four days ago...and it's been in my pocket ever since..."
"AND YOU STILL MADE ME EAT IT?" Yuri screamed accusingly. "Well...whatever...One thing's for sure, I'm going to stay a mercenary."
Eveyone became silent, thinking of something that would help the situation.
Conrad sighed. He knew the easiest thing to do was just give on to Yuri's demands, no matter how unreasonable they were. "I'll just send a letter by pigeon mail to Gwendal and ask for his permission." Yuri smiled widely at Conrad. "BUT, either me, Wolfram or Yosak must be with you at all times. Also, if the situation gets too dangerous, we will take you home immediately."
"YUP!!!!" Yuri said happily.
End of Chapter 5- Disgusting Manjuu is not Manjuu at all, Same Applies to Maou Manjuu
A/N: Sighs...longest chapter I've written...hahaha. Like it? Hate it? Just review or pm me or whatever. I've somehow thought of the idea of the Shin Makoku guys being with Yuri and the mercenaries to fix fact that they found Yuri too quickly, good thinking ya? ^_^
Well, if this was the anime or something, or the real story...the Shin Makoku guys would never let Yuri hang with mercenaries like that, and Gwendal would definitely say "no." But this is MY fanfic so whatever I say, goes. *grins evilly, thinking about all the things I can make happen*
Oh, I'm sorry if there are typos, but you guys still understand the story, ne? So I think it's okay. =D
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~CONRAD IS SO COOL LALALA~CONRAD IS THE BEST LALALA~ ;D