The Maou Misadventures
Yo~ It's been a long time!
If anyone was curious…
No, I was not dead.
I was just busy with other stuff….yeah…
This is just an omake chapter ("omake" meaning "bonus" if you didn't know). But...it's weird for a fanfic to have an omake, ne? Well I happen to be a weird person XD. This chapter is just going to be stuff I don't want to put into the real story, for whatever reasons (like it would make a chapter too long and boring and lose it's point, or it just doesn't fit in anywhere....) The omakes will probably just be about my OC...But they're really important people so please read! (P.S.- I'm sorry that it's been ages and this isn't even really a real and proper chapter but I will continue on with the main story one day! I swear!)
So enjoy this omake!~
DISCLAIMER: I don't think I really need one this time, coz this is just about my OC, and I definitely own them!
Omake 1- Who Should be Leader?
Rath is a very quiet person.....
But even though he's so quiet, he's the leader figure of the mercenaries.
This is the story of how he came to be!
(insert dramatic music, that kinda makes you think of the past...and somehow the future at the same time, here)
~A BIT AFTER THE MERCENARY GROUP WAS FORMED (IN THEIR CURERENT HIDEOUT)~
After some time spent thinking, Raquel came up with an idea.
"Everyone, don't you think that it would be easier to know each other better, if we have specific roles?" suggested Raquel.
"Eh? What do you mean, Raquel?" asked Effie.
"What I mean is, we don't know much about each other now, but if we had roles such as 'leader', or our 'go-to-guy', or 'person who decides things', or maybe even 'person in charge', maybe it would be easier to talk to each other. It's important because we've just met and are already living in the same house...um...I mean hideout." explained Raquel.
"That's true!" agreed Lute. "But, ah, all the roles you've just listed literally mean the same thing." she pointed out.
"Yeah, I think you're basically saying we need a leader." said Effie.
"Hm...Yeah I guess. Having a leader would be best." said Raquel.
"IT'S DECIDED!!! I'M LEADER THEN!" shouted Lute.
"Hey, hey! That's not decided! I want to be leader as well" said Effie.
"I think it would be best if we go majority rules." suggested Raquel.
"OK! THE LUTE-AND-EFFIE-BATTLE-TO-DECIDE-WHO-BEST-FITS-THE-TITLE-OF-LEADER-FOR-THIS-GROUP-OF-MERCENARIES" Lute shouted in one breath, "COMMENCES!!!!!"
Match 1- Strength
"For a true leader, strength is an absolute must." said Effie.
"Yes, for the title of leader we must fight it out!" said Lute.
"PREPARE YOURSELF, YOU HYPERACTIVE RAISIN BREAD!!!!" shouted Effie getting his sword ready (lol, I'm actually munching on some yummy raisin bread now, so I just decided to type that in. I think Effie and Lute are cute people that should never ever really fight and hate each other, so I want to put a harmless insult)
"I AM PREPARED!!!! YOU BETTER BE TOO, YOU DITZY NOODLE!" shouted Lute right back, getting a questionable invention ready. (Ha ha, kinda like Anissina? B.T.W. I'm having noodles for dinner XD)
"WHAT? I'M BEING CALLED DITZY BY THE QUEEN OF DITZINESS? I'M SO INSULTED!!!!"
"QUEEN OF DITZINESS? EH? YOU'RE THE DITZY ONE!!!"
"WHAT ABOUT YOUR INVENTIONS? YOU MAKE SUCH RANDOM DITZY STUFF ALL THE TIME!"
"NO I DON'T! MY INVENTIONS ARE PERFECTION!!!"
"OH REALLY? WELL--"
~THREE HOURS LATER~
"You guys....You know it's not good to fight." soothed Raquel, handing them a cup of a honey and lemon drink (It's great for sore throats!!! First you put a spoonful of honey into a cup, then some lemon juice [squeezed from a fresh lemon] and mush the two together, then you pour hot water and mix well. Then you drink! Garuanteed to make your throat feel better!)
"I can't believe you were yelling at each other for three hours straight! What were you thinking?" Raquel scolded gently.
Lute and Effie said nothing.
Yep, it was true, they verbally bashed each other up instead of physically.
In the end they were forced to call the match a tie.
Match 2- Academics
"It goes unsaid that a leader must be smart." said Lute, she was glaring at Effie.
"Yes, whoever can outwit the other will prove to be more suited for the position of leader." agreed Effie, glaring right back.
"But how do we prove who is smarter?" asked Lute.
"Well, whatever we do, I will prove to you that whatever you do is futile against me." retorted Effie.
"Oh yeah? I will show you that you are inept for the position as leader!"
"I am more intragisent than you, so give up!."
"It would be the consensus if I was leader."
"Well, my friend, I happen to be the quintessence of leadership."
"If you become leader, you would just get an epiphany of me being more better fit for the position. But I will not even give you that chance to look back."
"Well you are....um...far too....er....fregerin for the position of leader." (lol, yea, that was a made-up word).
"Well, you are too kilote for it." (yea, another made-up word).
"I am actually refrinder." (you've guessed it, another one).
....and so it continued....
"Actually Effie, to be honest, I started to make up works 482 words ago..." confessed Lute.
"Yeah....Me too actually...." Effie also confessed.
"Ha ha ha! This is so shameful!!!!!" she screamed.
"Yeah!!!! We shoulden't win the leader position by cheating!!! Let's just forget about this and start again" suggested Effie.
"Yup!" agreed Lute.
....and so they were back to the beginning....again....*sigh*
Match 3- Talent
"OOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAYYYYYY! The deciding match is who has the best secret talent!!!!" said lute.
"Yeah!" said Effie.
*silence*
"Um...Lute, you can go first...." offered Effie.
*silence*
"No...Ummm....Effie, you can go first." offered Lute, right back.
*silence*
"I insist! You go first!"
*silence*
"Naaaaahhhh, you go!"
*silence*
(Yep, it's as you have guessed, they haven't decided what their secret talent was yet ==".)
"What are you guys doing out here in the forest? You're making so much noise." asked Raquel, with Rath appearing behind her.
"We're deciding the position of leader...." answered Lute.
"Ah~ Well about that...." said Raquel.
"What is it?" asked Effie.
"I said majority rules right? I was just talking to Rath and we both decided that both of our votes will go to him. So unless the two of you vote on the same person other than Rath, he will be leader." explained Raquel.
Lute and Effie both paused.
They stared at Rath.
The Rath that had the best fighting skills in the group.
The Rath that seemed to have an intelligent aura around him, but not in a nerdy way but a cool way.
The Rath, that was secretive yet trustworthy, and it would be no surprise if he had hidden talents.
"Ah....Um...Me and Effie were just discussing that we were gonna vote for Rath too." said Lute.
"Um...Yeah, Rath is the best leader guy out of us all." agreed Effie.
"So it's a unanimous vote! Rath is leader!" said Raquel happily.
So Lute and Effie said nothing about wasting their whole day, fighting it out against each other over which of them would be leader.
End of Omake 1- Who Should be Leader?
A/N: Hate it or love it, please just say so! But I'm gonna continue these anyways...bwahahaha!
Sigh....this chapter was kinda pointless, ne? Oh wells, I enjoyed writing it, I guess.
I promise to get on with the main story soon~
Reviews please!
I might just be saying this because coz they're my OC, but I think the mercenaries are so cute together!!! XD
At the start they weren't supposed to be so...um...I can't explain....
Like....
Well, at the start I intended it to be a more serious story, but still be a bit humorous…but then all of a sudden when I was writing about the mercenaries...they became funny characters! Ha ha ha...um...=="
Well, not everything turns out the way you intended it to be! XD
So, from now on it'll just be the Shin Makoku and F4 guys going on adventures! Or "misadventures"....
OMG....the title sounds so lame!!! WHAT THE HECK WAS I THINKING!?!?!?
...Oh wells....sigh...If I were to change the title now...I would call it....um....who cares anyways? (lol, yea, I couldn't think of anything ==")
Ah….but maybe "Demon Mercenary" would sound less lame…but at the start I didn't even think of the mercenary bit yet….sighs…
I hope you keep on reading the next chapters!!!
~School is stupid….School is hard….Life should be fine if you're dumb but happy right?...sighs....oh wells!~