Arceus's Code
Author's note:This is the first time any legendaries use their powers, so don't be upset when Arceus pulls out a Deus ex Machina.
Ahhh. What a good night's sleep. thought Arceus as he got up. Walking over to the control panel he saw it was his usual wake-up time, 7:30. Checking everyone's locations, he saw that all the older (non-cute) legendaries were up. Deciding it was time for everyone to have breakfast, he hit the intercom. "Breakfast time!" he shouted through. Walking over to the dining room, he saw most legendaries were eating in their rooms. No surprise there, he thought. Walking down the hall, he bumped into Giratina. "Oh, hello Giratina." he said, trying to avoid a conversation. "Oh, hi Arceus." she said, strangely suggestively. "I had a good nights sleep. Oh, and good news!". "You quit smoking!" exclaimed Arceus. "No, better. I finally got that birth control patch! Now we can-"."Good morning!" said Manaphy. Thank god, even Giratina wouldn't talk about intercourse in front of a nine year old. Well, at least this nine year old."Oh hi Manaphy, how are you?" asked an annoyed Giratina, trying to conceal her frustration. Arceus used the opportunity to slip out. When he got in, he only saw Regigigas. "Hi Regi." said Arceus. "Hi, Arceus. Come to give me another lecture on effort?"said the arthritic golem. "For the last time, that wasn't a lecture. Have you seen Giratina? She's trying to get me to do it with her! She's really looking at the wrong guy." said the exasperated Alpha Pokemon. "isn't having sex against your code or something?" said the often ignorant Regigigas. "No, just having with someone who isn't commited, or that I don't love. Remember my code is this drinking or drugs. Maybe wine occasionally, but never anything much. 2. No uncommitted sex. Self-explanatory. harmful behavior." said Arceus. "That's a pretty strict code Arceus." replied Regigigas. "Not really, the third is the hardest and my most treasured. What kind of leader would I be without morality? An oxy-moron, that's what.". "Well, have fun Mr. Moron."said the sardonic giant as he left the room. Arceus sighed, and decided he might as well leave, as he wasn't really hungry. Walking down the hall, Arceus thought to himself,Why do I put up with these idiots.... As he walked down the hall he decided to check on Darkrai.
"Darkrai?" Arceus said as he walked into Darkrai's room. He saw that Darkrai's bed was strangely well made, unusual for someone with chronic depression to make a bed so neatly. "That was..amazing." said an oddly cheerful Darkrai. He activated his invisibility powers. He saw Giratina, clothed in a towel, and Darkrai, also in a towel. Not surprising, Giratina knew she couldn't get me, so she decided to take the desperate guy. What a conniving, scheming, maniachal, self-absobed, monstrous, bitch. I've got to tell Cresselia...