Arceus's Code
Author's note: If anyone nitpicks about this scene, I have a rebuttal at the end of the chapter.
"Cresselia?Are you there?"Inquired Arceus. "Yes? Arceus is that you?"asked an oddly pleased sounding Cresselia. Cresselia walked up to about 3 feet away, and Arceus took the moment to notice exactly how beautiful she was. Her long flowing pink hair, her very feminine figure, her gentle eyes, and her very kind-looking face. "Yes?"asked Cresselia. "Cresselia, Giratina and Darkrai, um, just, kind of,you know, did it..."replied the uncharactristically nerous Arceus. "WHAT!!!THAT BITCH!!!SHE'S USING HIM!!!!!!I'M GOING TO KILL HER!!!And, I noticed how you were looking at me."said Cresselia as she took a step closer. "Three questions,One, did you actually love Giratina, ever?"."No."replied the excited Alpha pokemon. "Good. Second question, do you like anyone else?"asked Cresselia, taking a step closer."Yes."stated Arceus. "Third question, is it me?" asked the still perfectly calm Cresselia. "Yes, I do."answered the always truthful Arceus. "Great!"Shouted the very happy Cresselia as she grabbed him and pressed her lips to his. He quickly responded by throwing them both onto the bed and started caressing her body. "Arceus?Do you mind if we..."."No, I don't at all."replied the very excited Legendary ruler. He quickly removed his clothes, as Cresselia did the same. Moving both of them under the covers, he continued stroking her body, and slowly slid his manhood into her vagina...
One hour later...
"I love you Cresselia."said a very tired Arceus. "I love you too."she said, putting her clothes back on. "You may want to remake your bed."he said, pointing to the very messy bed with a puddle of his semen in it. "Oh, I didn't notice we got that carried away."she said, noticing the mess they left. "Do you want me to help?"asked the always helpful Alpha Pokemon. 'No thank you, I can handle it on my own. Besides, you need to announce lunch."pointed out Cresselia. "Easy enough. Lunch!!!"he shouted into his control panel. "Why didn't you ever love Giratina, Arceus?"inquired the curious Lunar Pokemon. "She never really loved me, all she ever wanted was to have fun, never knowing or caring how I felt. Never understanding I wanted her to be responsible. I know I can't change others, but I can get them to change themselves."finished Arceus. "Inspiring epitaph." said a genuinely impressed Cresselia. "Well, you have to to inspire these people."said Arceus.
The Next day...
"Darkrai, you are aware that Giratina is using you, right?"asked Arceus. "Yes, and at this point I don't care anymore."replied Darkrai. "I feel very sorry for you."said Arceus regretfully. "Don't. I can take care of myself."said the Pitch-black pokemon as he began to walk away. I severely doubt it. If he knows what he's gotten himself into, then I've got no chance at saving him... "Darkrai?"asked Arceus. "What?"said an irritated Darkrai. "Just know what you're getting into. 'Cause if you don't-"."Severe consequences, negative repercussions, blah blah, moral this, right that, I'm a prick and all that good shit."cut off the frustrated Darkrai as he walked away.
Author's note:What did you think? About that scene between him and Cresselia, it's obvious they both are completely devoted to one another, thus not in violation of that highly important code of Arceus's.