Diner Talk: For Fun
"Hey, Risa, I need my hot balls loaded, ok?"
"You're so gross."
Satoshi walked into the diner one beautiful afternoon and was more than surprised at what he heard. He took his seat, next to the man who had been talking previously, and looked at the young waitress. She saw him and was overcome with relief.
"Thank you, Lord! He's sexually harassing me," she told him.
Satoshi glanced at the man sitting next to him, and he put his hands up. He looked about mid-forties, with a slight, scruffy beard growing. "Am not! I just want my hot balls loaded, like every other man out there."
"Oh, EWW."
"Oh, and can I dive into a hot blonde in the sand, Risa?"
The waitress glared at him, on the verge of smacking him. "Why did you have to take the day off, Al? All you were going to do was torture me!"
The man, or one of the cooks that Satoshi recognized, laughed. "Because it's fun. Oh, hey!" He called just before the girl went behind the doors. "Can you put legs on it? Because I need some good legs..."
She paused. "You... are such... a PITA!"
As she went to prepare to food and completely avoided eye contact with him, Satoshi found himself thoroughly amused. He looked at Al, impressed. The man just shrugged. "I would have asked for her to throw it all in the mud, but that's not good for my hot balls."
"AL!"
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PITA (Pain In The Ass): a difficult customer
Hot Balls - Matzoh ball soup
Hot blonde in sand - cup of coffee with cream and sugar
Loaded: a full dinner e.g. "One bird, loaded" is a chicken dinner
Put legs on it: prepare the food for take-out or "to go."
Throw it in the mud: Add chocolate syrup