Masochist: OMFG!!!I am soooo happy, my first reviewer was…dun dun dun…NAVYBLUEWINGS!!!I mean I told her I made it and it was up but still it was soo fast I almost cried, I'm sooo happy she liked it!

NavyBlueWings(thank you, thank you sooo much for reviewing…well for reading it! I'm glad you liked it! I practically fell off my chair when I realized that you were the first reviewer thank you sooo much!!sorry for grammar baddies:( hope you liked this next chap!)I would say thank you to other reviewers but apparently I'm not good enough to leave a review for (sulks)

Summary: sasuke is naruto's boss, whom he is in love with and has been for awhile but he would never tell him that? Why well one, love is non-existent to him and too, he's a huge ass chicken. But everyone has a breaking point and naruto's reaching his. Omg I'm so proud of myself I actually came up with a summary!!!

Warning: here we go again: yaoi! Period. May not seem like it at first but it is. Pairing are as follows, whether or not their together or just unrequited you'll find out when you read: sasunaru, nejiino, saiino, sasuten, narusainaru…I think that's it correct me if I'm wrong! Sakura, lee and kiba are kids…why? Well I don't know but I made them that way (shrugs) and they may be ooc, I mean I try but I am sooo not good at that, really sorry please read it anyway!!a

Disclaimer: wwweeeeelllll…………no, no I don't. but I do own this plot!!!It's mine!all mine!MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Other Smuff: it's still dedicated to NavyBlueWings!!!

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I am not picking that phone up. Period. .……..I refuse to go! Date or not. I will not go. Why would I even go…with temari of all people?! Do I look like I have a death wish? Didn't think so. On the other hand it's nice to just see….woah ok, hold it there, you are forbidden to finish that sentence…and why do I have the phone?!

"hello?" the wall in and my nose have a romantic meeting when my pacing comes to an abrupt end as the voice on the phone is aggrievedly familiar

"…if you don't answer in two seconds I'm 69ing your ass and suing you for prank calling and disturbing the peace and harra—"

"temari"

"…naruto?" why do I have a feeling this is a bad idea…and why the hell did I call?!

"you going to the…formality thingy?"

"ino shower slash bridal party?"

"uchiha's anniversary" ok that was a low blow…but then again so was dropping ino's name, but it's not like I can't go, it's for ino too.

"look, I don't care for this much either but—"

"I'll go, pick me up at nine, exactly or I'll leave you and find some hot straight guy to take me out"

The dial tone sounds a lot better than temari's voice at the moment. What I wouldn't give to strangle that woman sometimes. Well it looks like I'm stuck now. If I don't show up she'll actually probably drag my sorry ass there because she has no date either, I guess I only have two problems A: ino's gift and B: what is the most unremarkable outfit I own? This is going to be a long day.

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And this is why I hate Valentine's Day. No not single awareness day or whatever, I could care less about the other couples. Nope, it's more how everyone freaks out and how overrated it's gotten. Sure I mean a day to give something special to the one you love, whoop-de-frickin-doo, but does .corner. need RED HEARTS?! I didn't think so, I swear I'll go color blind, I can see why people sometimes hate my orange…at least it's not a heart. I can't even buy anything remotely uncouple-ish during February or else people think your single (whether I am or not is not the point here!), or a jerk or not buying a gift and plus there is nothing not red or pink or white. Oh and just because it's almost the 14 does not mean every couple can play suck face because PDA is legal during February, seriously people I'm trying to keep my eyesight for as long as possible.

OK maybe this store is safe, nothing remotely pink. Or valentiny. Perfect.

"hello need help with anything?" that's sounds really familiar…

"naruto?! what are you doing here?" you have got to be kidding me?! I can't get a break can I? someone really hates me up there

"ten-ten…I didn't know you worked here" and someone up there better sleep with one eye open, cause when I get up there oh boy are we gonna have a heart to heart.

"yeah got fired from my last job"

"oh…why?" find gift. Get out. Fast.

"guess I scared a customer too many, said I was too intense, something like that…looking for anything in particular?"

"a gift"

"oh! For ino?" great. Now I really can't get out of it.

"yeah"

"well defiantly not a toaster or something, everyone thinks those are great gifts but really it's annoying, trust me when me and sasuke had our reception—"

I grab the closet thing on the shelf I don't care what it is as long as I get out of here. I really don't want to hear about her and sasuke's…thing that I prefer to pretend doesn't exist.

"umm…naruto?....uh…" I look over to see that she's very red, turns out during my haste to get away from her we've ended up in the only valentine's day section. I look at the object in my hand feeling my own face flame up. A dildo. I grabbed a dildo.

"haha…"

"uh…right!...want me to ring it up?" can this get any more awkward?

"uzumaki" oh you have got to be fucking kidding me! Just you wait. I swear .open! I will get you! I turn and smile as pleasantly as possible but I'm pretty sure I look constipated

"uchiha" don't look at my hand, don't look at my hand, don't look at my— he's looking at my hand. Ok I just want to leave. Now.

"ten-ten great seeing you" I turn to leave and have never been more happy to see anyone in my entire life

"your hand getting lonely" I take it back. He can die. Sai's smile isn't usually real but this time it's real. I have no time to be angry though, I need out. I give him a quick pleading look cross glare that promised a painful death if he didn't help. He smirks. I know that smirk. This will end badly.

Hands loop around my waist and pull me back to the silent couple. Oh yeah. So dead. And so much worse.

"naruto was looking for something for our fun tomorrow, it being valentines and all"

"uh…"

"I didn't know uzumaki swung that way"

"he's the receiver"

"I have something to do…over there" ten-ten said hurriedly practically running down the aisle, sai laughter rings out and follows her. Sasuke just looks mildly amused, annoyed…and disgusted.

"no one wants to hear about your love life"

"well then don't listen uchiha!" ok I didn't mean to sound so pissy, but I really want to leave, I need a gift so I can't. And if he looks anymore disgusted at sai's arm around my waist I swear I will punch him then leave before my pink eye acts up.

"naruto's a closet case" sai says almost conversationally while putting the dildo I had grabbed back on the shelf.

"now as much as I should say this visit was enjoyable it wasn't, good day uchiha-san" as sai begins to steer me away I feel an overwhelming sense of dread.

"the meeting starts in one hour uzumaki don't be late. I don't care what you do in your free time but do not let it interfere with your anymore"

.fuck. he did not just insinuate that I am a whore? Or that I sleep with sai (true or not!). Sai tenses his arm as if to restrain me from doing anything stupid, but I'm pretty sure the next words that fly out of my mouth pretty much cover that.

"hmm, yes of course uchiha, I mean fucking your wife in the office isn't interfering with your work at all"

"uzumaki—"

"or in the elevator, or having her give you a blow job during a projector conference, so yes uchiha I will make sure my fuck session with sai does not interfere"

"naruto—"

"you can fire me right now and I won't give a flying fuck! Stupid prick, just because I have a life other than work—" ok, so the punch was expected but not the pink eye. See this is why I avoid him. Everything he says I take it personally or my mind decides it's a couple's feud so I should feel like shit. I can hear sai and ten-ten yelling? When did ten-ten come back? I hope she didn't hear what I said.

So here I am stuck on top of my one and only. Starting to cry. Feeling like shit and like I want to smash his pretty face in when what does he do? Yeah this could be a romantic moment where I confess and we go away and be happy. But—still hating that word—this is reality.

"get off my uzumaki. Or I will not only fire I will make sure you can never work anywhere. Ever. And if you ever comment about my wife again I will personally kill you"

Of course my body can't seem to move, and that damned pink eye drop has landed on his face. This day keeps getting better and better.

"fire me" I'm surprised my voice comes out so strong and angry when I feel like I've gotten run over by a ten ton truck.

"get off"

I'm also surprised when I calmly get off, not bothering to deal with my new stage of pink eye and when I the next words come out of my mouth.

"I will not show up to that meeting, I have a prior engagement of fucking my boyfriend like a whore"

Ten-ten looks shocked and like she wants to say something but a look from sasuke and she stays quiet, and he on other the hand looks disgusted and pissed. And me, well besides my pink eye I feel pretty numb, although I can feel sai drag me out of the store.

"what the hell was that?!" a shrug

"naruto"

"my mind is fucked ok? How many times must I tell you that?! I'm tired of hearing every fucking problem he has with me! Jesus Christ I'm tired of feeling shit for the asshole!"

"naruto—"

"I wished he'd die or something!"

"naruto, do me a favor and tell me something, who are you in love with?"

"what the hell—"

"it's a form of therapy, just say it"

"no"

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"no"

"naruto do you remember that morning I taped graduation? I went to your house and tapped you sleeping, do you remember exactly what you were doing while you were asleep because if not I'm pretty sure that's a good gag gift for ino and—"

"fine…" I knew I should have burnt that damned tape

"…I'm waiting"

"I'm in love with sasuke fucking uchiha, happy?"

"now turn around"

Oh shit. Now I know what you're thinking. Sasuke is gonna be there, find out and we be all happy or he ignores me, right? Wrong. For two reasons one: sasuke already ignores me except to fuck with my head and insult me two: it's ten-ten standing there. Not sasuke.

"naruto?" so there are a couple things going through my head, first: kill sai, two: oh shit, three: how do I get out of this, four: why isn't she angry looking? And five: how hard is it to get into the witness protection program? And so here's what my mouth comes up with curing these thoughts

"…kidding, it's for a skit, for your guys gag anniversary gift, pretty original huh? Oh and sai, I should kill you for ruining our gift"

"naruto—"

"sorry he kind of—"

Ten-ten feels really warm as she hugs me and my shirt is getting wet. Ok I've only seen ten-ten cry twice, once on sasuke's wedding tape and two when she found out she couldn't have kids.

"naruto I'm sorry"

"we got married cause we thought I was pregnant…but then I don't know we never divorced. I don't love him but he's all I have please don't tell him…….I don't want him to leave"

I glare at sai from over her shoulder, he is dead as soon as this is over, both imaginable and unimaginable torture methods will be used. I next turn my gaze to the crying girl in front of me, my first instinct is to say I was really joking, that I didn't like sasuke, my second is to tell her I won't tell him and my third is to tell her too bad I'm telling him on their anniversary then leaving. You can guess which one I pick.

"I—"

Masochist: k so it's out a day early, but I have no time tomorrow, going out. I gots a date (squeals), anway sorry bout the cliffy, I would say it's cause I wanted too…and it partially is but another thing is for what I have in mind for the next chap I'm not sure which one I'll make him say. So yeah. Forgive me if their ooc. And I don't know how far this will go, it was supposed to be a oneshot, then a twoshot and now it should be a three shot…and when I'm done I may just redo it and shove it all into one looong oneshot, what do ya think I should do??

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