Here's Chapter 2 for y'all. Author's note at end.

Genre: Romance/Humor

Pairing: Remus/Sirius, also James/Lily

Warning: Slash

Plot: Sirius does NOT like the idea of Remus with a girl.

Spoilers: I repeat- "furry little secret"

Disclaimer: I do not own. If I did, it would be VERY different

Possessio

Remus did not like to be touched. By anyone, for any reason. However, he did not seem to mind it when Sirius brushed up against him, or James patted him on the back every once in a while. Even so, being dragged down the hall when he could walk perfectly fine was not the physical contact Remus wanted.

Okay, so maybe his friends were a little overprotecting of him, just because he was a werewolf. Honestly, though, it didn't mean he was crippled for life.

You enjoy it though, some voice said in the back of his mind. Remus sighed, knowing exactly what the voice was.

It had appeared twice before, once when Remus found out he was attracted to guys, and the second time when he found he was attracted to his best friend.

No, not James! Anyone could see he was completely obsessed with Lily. Remus was not so stupid as to fall in love with him. He was, however, stupid enough to fall in love with Sirius.

The trio entered the Great Hall and took their seats at the Gryffindor table. Peter Pettigrew, a small, rotund boy with sandy blonde hair, was already seated and eating. Remus took the seat next to him, across from Sirius.

Anyways, Remus knew he should be a little concerned that he had a voice speaking to him. It was a little disconcerting, knowing you could possibly be mental. By now, however, he knew how to shut the voice up, and he almost never heard from it.

Remus grabbed a roll and began to butter it, looking up at Sirius as he did so. He was startled to find a pair of dark eyes looking back at him. Both boys hurried to return their gaze to their plates.

"Hello, Remus!"

Remus looked to his side and found a Gryffindor girl looking at him expectantly. What was her name again?"

"Oh, hello Lizzie. It is Lizzie, right?"

The girl nodded, seemingly ecstatic that Remus remembered her name. Remus groaned inwardly as she took the open seat next to him. Why were all these girls interested in him?

He let out the breath he had been holding in when two other girls came and sat next to Lizzie, and returned to eating, glancing up at Sirius. The dark haired boy was carrying on about Quiditch or something, with James and Peter listening intently.

"Remus, I was wondering if I could ask you something."

Remus turned to look at Lizzie, but not before he saw Sirius stiffen and whip around as well. Wondering what had bothered him so much, he asked Lizzie to go on.

"Well, would you like to join me at Hogsmeade this weekend?"

Remus dropped the butter knife he had been holding. It fell to the plate with a clatter, and Remus winced at the sound.

Oh, bugger. How am I supposed to get out of this one?

You could always tell her you love Sirius, the voice suggested.

Remus frowned, looking up at Sirius. The boy was holding on to his fork with what looked like a death grip. Remus panicked. What was he mad at? Remus for not answering Lizzie, or Lizzie for asking Remus out?

Remus looked at James for assistance, before turning to Lizzie and squeaking out, "Yes?"

Lizzie didn't even seem to mind that the answer was in question form. She grinned at Remus, before getting up to leave with her friends.

Remus was mentally kicking himself. He could not believe he actually said yes! Slowly, he brought himself to look at the spot where Sirius was sitting, only to find no one there.

Remus spun to Peter quickly. "Where did they go?"

Peter shrugged. "Sirius said he needed to go to the loo, and James followed him."

Remus felt his insides twist. What if Sirius really was mad at him? But why would he be? What if he-?

He stopped the train of thought before it could go anywhere Remus couldn't return from.

False hope is bad, he told himself. Sirius does not love me, nor will he ever.

Remus gathered his books, said good night to Peter, and headed back to the Gryffindor common room. Suddenly feeling very tired, he curled onto the couch and fell asleep.

To Be Continued

A/N: There are many things I do and do not like about this chapter. I like the voice, because personally, I think all geniuses should have one. And Remus is a genius in my book. I do not like Peter, for many reasons, but also because he and James hardly have any lines yet! James will, however, play a big part that I can't tell you yet!

I do like Lizzie, even though she forced Remus away from Sirius. Also, I like the silverware. I wish they could talk. Here's what they would probably say:

Remus's knife: Ooooh, butter! I love butter! Hey, look over at that girl! I wonder what she is saying? Woah, I think I'm falling. Ow! Ouch!

Sirius's fork: Gah! This guy's choking me! Why doesn't he just kiss that guy over there and resolve all this sexual tension! It's killing me! Literally!

Gosh, I am so retarded. I apologize for that.

Next chappie: Sirius!

R&R and I give you a talking spoon

~Arkadian Toad