Much thanks to everyone who reviewed! Here are some replies for ya:

RamenProductions: Thanks for reviewing twice! Sirius is my favorite in this, too! *pats Sirius on head*

Rome J Wolf: Thank you, I was worried it would sound too cheesy.

xrosiex: Hussies rule. Jealous Sirius rocks. Thanks for making me smile today!

moonyfoot13: Glad to hear it!

Rhy-wen: LOL! That was exactly what I was thinking of! That whale rocks my socks!

Gracias everyone! Enjoy some carefully constructed angst! (its fluffy angst, don't worry)

Genre: Romance/Humor

Pairing: Remus/Sirius, also James/Lily

Warning: Slash

Plot: Sirius does NOT like the idea of Remus with a girl.

Spoilers: If you've followed the story so far, you don't have to worry

Disclaimer: Don't ask me to repeat it. Fine, I don't own.

Possessio

Sirius sighed and leaned his head against James's shoulder, glaring at a group of giggling first-years. How could he have been so stupid as to run away like that? It was only a girl… who had asked Remus out. His Remus.

James patted his friend lightly on the back as Sirius sniffled.

"It's all my fault," he heard Sirius whisper. "I couldn't control myself. I- I think I scared him."

"Siri, you scared me. The way you were choking that fork and glaring…" James shuddered. "Anyway, Moony just got nervous, is all. He gets flustered when he gets put in the spotlight. Remember that time-"

James stopped mid-step and Sirius almost fell over. "What is it?" He growled harshly as James dragged him behind one of the columns in the hall.

"Shh, it's Evans," James replied, staring across the hall. Sirius rolled his eyes.

"I'm having a crisis, and all you can think about is Lily?"

"Hey! I'm a teenage guy, what do you expect? It's not like you don't think about Moony every second of the day." James sighed as he took in his friend's blush. "Nevermind, let's just get back to the dorms."

They walked hurriedly past Lily, who was too busy talking to her friends to notice them. Sirius rushed up to the Fat Lady, said the password ("blackberry"), and took a step inside.

He began to walk up the stairs to the dorms when he heard James snicker. He blew at his bangs and turned around, narrowing his eyes to look at his friend.

"Hurry up, I'm tired and grumpy. Why aren't you looking at me? Why are you pointing over- oh," James laughed again when he saw his companion flush a brilliant red.

Moony lay on the couch, fast asleep. He hadn't changed out of the clothes he had been wearing at dinner, but his tie was loosened and his shirt was untucked. He lay with one hand to his cheek and the other draped lazily over his stomach, which was exposed slightly because the shirt had been clenched in his fist. Obviously, Remus had been worrying about something. His troubled expression showed through even in his sleep.

James was actually tearing up from trying to hold in his laughter. He had already watched Sirius change a wide array of colors he had no idea were possible, before he had sputtered out a series of unintelligible gulps and rushed upstairs. James was still laughing when Peter walked in.

"Hullo, James. What's so funny?"

James spluttered out "Moony… Padfoot," before hurrying to shut his mouth as another fit of chuckles attacked him.

Peter took one look at the sleeping figure on the couch and frowned. "You ever worry about him?"

James stopped laughing and looked up at his chubby friend. "What?"

"Well, look at him. I mean, he's so worried about his lycanthropy all the time, and now he's got to worry about liking Sirius-"

The blonde boy clapped his hands over his mouth quickly, but James had already heard.

"Remus likes Sirius?" He asked breathlessly.

Peter shook his head furiously, but James knew he was lying.

"Are you sure?"

Peter sighed and nodded his head slowly. "He made me promise not to tell, though, so you have to keep it secret,"

James grinned up at Peter, feeling extremely giddy. "This is wonderful!"

Peter frowned. "I don't think it is. Poor Moony's been fretting about it for months, and is convinced Sirius would never like him."

"Oh, but Peter! Sirius does like Remus!"

The other boy didn't know where this conversation was going, but had a nasty feeling he would be involved.

"Peter Pettigrew," James started, holding out his hand to the boy. "Will you have the honor of becoming my matchmaking assistant?"

Peter reluctantly took hold of the spectacled boy's hand, shaking it firmly. "Sure."

To Be Continued

A/N: Holy blackberries, Batman! It's some James/Lily!

Yes, my sister suggested the password "blackberries". I had no part in it. Honestly.

See? Fluffy angst. It is possible!

Does anyone think Moony's description was good? That was seriously hard to write.

I told you all James was going to play a part in this! Peter, too!

How come Remus confided in Peter, you ask? It's just because Remus talks in his sleep. Otherwise, he would've gone to James. Or no one at all…

Anyways, I'll have more up soon!

~Arkadian Toad