Genre: Romance/Humor

Pairing: Remus/Sirius, also James/Lily

Warning: Slash

Plot: Sirius does NOT like the idea of Remus with a girl.

Spoilers: Remus is a werewolf. Now there are no spoilers!

Disclaimer: I do not own, JKR does. And she abuses her power over the Potterverse! Or is that me?

Possessio

Remus woke the next morning with a stiff neck and a headache. Remembering the events of last night, he groaned. Today was Friday, meaning his date was tomorrow. He shuddered and looked around the room, spying Peter in a chair.

"Peter?" The boy looked up from tying the laces on his trainers.

"Oh, you're awake! James made me wait here to tell you that the third floor hall is flooded again, so you'll have to go a different way to the Great Hall."

Remus blinked his eyes, still adjusting to the bright morning light. "Thanks."

After getting dressed and gathering a few books, Remus slowly made his way to the Great Hall. Rubbing his neck and grimacing, he forgot to watch were he was going. The next second he was on the ground and his books were scattered on the floor. He looked up at the person he had walked into.

"Severus?"

The boy in question looked up from were he was on the floor, rubbing his head.

"Remus. Watch where you're going, next time."

"Sorry, Severus! I was just going to the Great Hall and-"

The dark haired boy stood up, brushing himself off. "I don't care. By the way, I heard you got yourself a date to Hogsmeade. Is your boyfriend jealous?"

Remus sputtered, not knowing what to say. "B-Boyfriend?"

"You know, Sirius. Please, Remus. You're obsessing over him every second you get. Did you think others wouldn't notice?"

Remus was still speechless. Was it that obvious? Or was Snape just pulling his leg?

"I-I don't obsess over him!"

"Whatever, Remus. Have fun with you're date. Tell James if he tries to pull anything funny at Hogsmeade I won't hesitate to hex him."

"W-what?" Remus gulped out, but the boy had already walked off at a brisk pace. Remus stooped to pick up his books.

"Remmie!"

The werewolf jumped and dropped his books again, only to see Sirius sprinting down the hall towards him.

"I saw you talking to Snivellus!" Said Sirius, almost out of breath. "Did that jerk try anything? Threaten you? Hurt you? Tell me everything he said!"

Remus blushed as Sirius wrapped his arms around him, whispering loudly into his ear. Finally Remus pulled away from Sirius's rant.

"Nothing happened, he just heard about my- my date."

Remus watched as his friends face fell. "Oh. I was hoping I could have a reason to punch his brains in."

"You wouldn't do that."

"I would too. If he hurt you, that is."

Remus blushed again, though thankfully this time Sirius wasn't watching him. "Well, I wouldn't let you hurt Severus, even if he did hurt me. I would probably deserve to get hurt, anyways."

Sirius looked in shock at the werewolf. Remus frowned. "What?"

"How could you say that? Moony, I don't think I could live with myself if I ever let you get hurt." Sirius added after a second thought, "James and Peter, too!"

Remus felt his heartbeat quicken and sighed. He hesitantly looped his arm through Sirius's waiting one. "Thanks, Padfoot."

At that moment, both boys' stomachs growled dangerously. Sirius laughed. "Let's get some food, and quickly."

They ran the rest of the way toward the Great Hall, panting heavily as they sat down at their table. James raised an eyebrow as he took in their unkempt hair and flushed cheeks, but did not comment.

Instead, he started to carry on about Remus's upcoming date. As he watched the brunette's frown deepen carefully, he finally added, "Remus, aren't you excited about your date?"

The boy sighed and poked his fork around the food on his plate. After debating silently with the voice in his head for a while, he finally shook his head.

"I didn't even want to say yes."

Suddenly, Sirius started to cough loudly. It took a couple thumps on the back from James to calm him down. Sirius met the curious gazes with a smile. "Choked on my eggs," he added apologetically.

James turned back to Remus. "So, you don't want to go on this date?"

Remus shook his head again, a little more enthusiastically.

"Then," said James, assuming the malicious grin he got whenever he was planning something. "It's time to get detention."

To Be Continued

Because you guys like it so much, I tried to fill this chapter with Jealous!Sirius. I think I pretty much failed.

A lot of Remus/Sirius fanfictions all have Remus being depressing and wanting to kill himself. I'm afraid I just did the same thing!

Sorry if Snape was totally OOC. I thought it was amusing that he was being "nice". I was originally going to have Sirius punch him, so Snape fans, rejoice!

I leave it to your imagination to figure out what James thought they had been doing, what with their disheveled appearance. (wink, wink)

I am now accepting any suggestions, comments, or requests! Just reply with what you want to see in the upcoming chappies!

I am not going to accept anything like:

Space Aliens should come down from Mars and turn Remus and Sirius into Chihuahuas and then feed them to a giant rubber chicken

OR:

Underground gnome spies should attack the surface world and make the Marauders dress up in ballerina dresses and go trick-or-treating

Because those would be stupid. Entertaining, but stupid.

More coming soon!

~Arkadian Toad