Thank you so much for the reviews, guys! I got a surprising amount of reviews telling me to hurry up and update, as well as a few requests for more talking inanimate objects. I don't know where to start… how about with some more James/Lily?

Genre: Romance/Humor

Pairing: Remus/Sirius, also James/Lily

Warning: Slash

Plot: Sirius does NOT like the idea of Remus with a girl.

Spoilers: Please read on if you know what the word "lycanthropy" means

Disclaimer: I do not own anything but the plot and Lizzie.

Possessio

Sirius hurried down the hall, away from McGonagall's office. He swallowed the urge to giggle as he thought of how the ingenious prank would play out.

He found the rest of the Marauders huddled at the end of the hallway, pretending they were looking at Chocolate Frog cards. James jumped up when he saw Sirius coming towards them, and the other boys soon followed suit.

"Did you do it?" James asked breathlessly, his cheeks flushed. He always grew just as excited as Sirius when he had thought of something brilliantly evil. Peter wore a simple, goofy grin, and Remus, well, he never was fond of their pranks.

"This will never work," the werewolf replied when Sirius had nodded. His lips were pressed together in a taught line. Sirius stared at the delightful shade they made and wondered what exactly they would taste like.

"Of course it will work," Peter frowned. "James thought it up, so it has got to work!"

Sirius laughed nervously, snapping back into reality. He noticed James watching him curiously and scowled at his friend, who visibly paled. He wondered if James had gotten angry with him, but noticed that James wasn't looking at Sirius, but behind him.

"Ohmigosh, its Lily!" He squeaked. Sirius glanced behind him and saw the Gryffindor girl walking haughtily down the hall.

Remus rolled his eyes. "Just act like your normal, egotistical self."

James nodded slowly. "Right, egotistical. I can do that."

James leaned against the wall, supporting himself with one arm and sticking his free hand in his pocket.

"Hey, Evans," he grinned as the girl stopped and looked cautiously at him. "How would you like to bear my Jamsie Jr's?"

Lily pulled a disgusted face and walked hurriedly off. James sighed.

"Good advice, Moony." Sirius exclaimed, patting James on the back lightly.

Remus really did look sorry. "I was joking, Prongs. I didn't know you would actually take it seriously!"

"S'okay, Moony. I was just nervous."

"I know if I was a girl, I'd be all over you with that line," Remus added, smirking.

James laughed. "Oh, Moony," he said in a falsetto voice, "I didn't know you felt that way. Will you marry me and bear my children?"

Remus feigned a swoon. "Yes, Prongs, yes! How do you feel about a summer wedding?"

Peter frowned. "I want to marry James!"

This kind of banter scared a few first years that were walking by, but the Marauders were used to this kind of joking. James smirked.

"You're right, Peter. I like you much better than a smarty-pants werewolf."

Sirius watched as Remus let his face fall and he wiped away an imaginary tear. "Don't worry, Moony! I'll always love you."

Remus laughed and smiled dryly. "You won't leave me like Prongsie did, will you?"

Sirius assumed a shocked look. "Never! You'll always be the only sexy werewolf for me!"

Sirius thought he saw something glint in Remus's eyes, but he was sure he imagined it. He watched as his friend opened his mouth to reply when something down the hallway crashed and a shriek echoed in Sirius's ears.

"Showtime," he heard James whisper, and couldn't help but grin. It was time to get Moony in trouble.

To Be Continued

A/N: I'm still accepting requests! Also, I'll see what I can do about the talking objects.

Update Schedule: Once everyday, maybe more, maybe less. I'm not entirely sure how much more this has to go, so we'll see!

~Arkadian Toad