Genre: Romance/Humor

Pairing: Remus/Sirius, also James/Lily

Warning: Slash

Plot: Sirius does NOT like the idea of Remus with a girl.

Spoilers: Did you know Harry Potter has werewolves? If so, you'll be fine.

Disclaimer: Checks… Nope, don't own!

Possessio

Sirius ignored the stares and whispers as he and Remus walked to the Great Hall, arm in arm. It was not uncommon for them to be together; in fact, they were never apart. All of the upper years knew this, but many of the first years were still learning who exactly the Marauders were. This led to many hushed conversations about the boys, particularly two of them.

Sirius knew that the Marauders were an enigma in and among themselves. He liked that idea, and liked to keep it that way. Letting students guess his relationship with Remus was like a game. Of course, Sirius knew that his idea of an ideal relationship with Moony and Remus's idea were very different, but Sirius was always one for hope.

It was a little harder to hope, of course, when an annoying girl got in your way. But Sirius was going to fix that problem.

"Why don't you want to go on that date, Moony?"

He felt Remus stiffen. "I'm just not interested in her. Girls, for that matter."

"Oh," Sirius said, trying to keep his voice down. His heart started to beat erratically in his chest.

Thump…thump…thump

Who said there was no such thing as hope?

He turned to look at Remus and found him staring at the ground, his cheeks pale.

"Moony, what's wrong?"

"Y-You're not mad, are you?"

Sirius let out a loud guffaw. "Mad? Why would I be mad? Moony, I wouldn't care if you liked girls, guys, or shoes! Though, I've got to admit, the last one would be odd."

"B-But it's just-"

He tightened his grip on Remus for what seemed like the hundredth time that night. Sirius was always worried one day Moony would slip away. The boy was just too perfect.

"What if I said I was into guys, too, Remmie?"

"I wouldn't believe you."

"Well, I do like guys. One in particular, actually, so you'd better believe it."

"Who is it?" Sirius's heartbeat quickened again when Remus looked up at him with those brilliant grey eyes.

"Guess."

"No way! That's not fair!"

"Well, you tell me who you like. Obviously you like someone, if you know exactly what sex you're attracted to."

"Okay, okay. I'll guess. Er… Frank Longbottom?"

Sirius laughed. "Too skinny. Plus, doesn't he like that other girl?"

"You're right. Hmm… James?"

"That's sick. Go on."

"S- Severus?" Asked Remus, holding back a snicker as Sirius's face twisted into a look of disgust.

"Absolutely not, Moony! Excuse me while I go barf." Sirius made gagging noises, clutching at his throat, when he suddenly heard someone calling Remus's name. It was the school nurse, Madame Pomfrey. Remus rushed over, but was back within a second.

"What did she want?" Sirius asked calmly. Remus's joking manner was aside now, and his face looked tired.

"She was reminding me that the full moon is in a couple days. I was wondering why I felt a little tired, but I thought I was just worried about the problem with Lizzie. I can't believe I actually forgot."

"Are you okay?" Sirius asked. He had noticed his friend was a little more… moony lately.

Remus nodded briskly. "I just need to eat. I'll be fine; it's still not for two days."

Sirius flashed his friend a smile, and soon Remus was smiling too. It was hard not to smile back at Sirius Black.

The two of them entered the Great Hall, arm in arm once again.

To Be Continued

A/N: This is what Remus and Sirius were doing while James was… plotting.

I've been reading a lot of fanfics with Frank Longbottom thrown in, so I had to add him. I forget whether or not that's his real name or not, but bear with me if its not!

Also, forgive me if Remus's eyes are not grey. I have no idea what color they are, but I thought grey seemed to suit him.

Yep, Hogwarts is a gossip pool, little Siri, it's hard for you and Remus not to be noticed. Just wait 'til you get together for real!

So, yep. That's the 'confession'. Well, the minor one. Um… maybe this will be finished by Saturday. That's my B-Day!

Request box is still open! Review!

~Arkadian Toad