Thanks again, guys, for all the reviews and birthday wishes. Yes, this is the last real chapter. Why do I say real? Because, I'm debating on whether to throw in a few bonus chapters or not! That's right, I'll put all the requests into bonus chapters!

Genre: Romance/Humor

Pairing: Remus/Sirius, also James/Lily

Warning: Slash

Plot: Sirius does NOT like the idea of Remus with a girl.

Spoilers: None if you've been following the story

Disclaimer: That would be an awesome birthday present, the rights to HP! But all I got was bed sheets…

Possessio

"Hiya, Remus!"

Remus looked up from the bowl of oatmeal he was eating. "Oh, Lizzie."

"Are you excited for our date?"

James watched in amusement as Sirius's face twisted with rage. His knuckles turned white as he clutched his fork again, with the same intensity as before.

"Oh, er… of course I am!"

Lizzie smiled graciously at Remus, as well as the other Marauders, before she turned and walked of with her two friends. Both Remus and Sirius visibly relaxed.

"It's a shame we can't just kill her."

"Sirius!" Remus gasped. "That's a terrible thing to say, even if she is the most annoying thing on Earth."

James nodded solemnly. "Killing is wrong, Sirius."

Suddenly, all four boys burst out laughing. That was the most serious James had been all week.

"Come on, Moony. Let's get you ready."

It was well after lunchtime as Remus finally met up with Lizzie. They strolled the streets of Hogsmeade arm in arm, much to Sirius's chagrin. That was what he and Remus always did!

Sirius was thankful he hadn't eaten anything for lunch; otherwise he would have tossed up everything at the sight of some girl draped over his Remus. After about two hours of constant touching, Remus was also growing nauseous. It was much different when you were the one who needed constant support, and Remus wasn't sure how much more of this his arms could take. Lizzie was literally throwing herself over him, and she was no light breeze.

The day passed quickly, however, much to both boys' relief. James still hadn't made his presence known, and Sirius began to doubt whether he had even had a plan. At least, he had until he suddenly saw James and Lily walking towards him, holding hands. Sirius almost dropped dead at the sight.

"James! What are you doing with Lily? You're supposed to be helping Remus!"

Lily giggled into her free hand softly. "Sirius, calm down. It's cute to see you jealous and all, but there's no need. We have it all under control."

"Cute?" James repeated, squeezing Lily's hand gently. She frowned at him.

"Jealous?" Sirius spluttered. "I'm not jealous. Just… concerned."

"Of course, of course. Now, just focus on Remus."

Sirius felt his face grow hot, but forced himself to shake it off and look at Remus. He noticed that a third figure had now joined the couple.

"S- Snivellus?" Sirius gaped in shock. "What's he doing there?"

"Charming Lizzie," James replied smoothly, staring at his and Lily's entwined hands. "We cast a spell to make him… um, appealing to her."

Sirius snorted quietly, but had to admit it was working. Already, Lizzie had let go of Remus, who was celebrating his freedom by whistling softly to himself.

Remus was, indeed, happy. He was free of the deadweight that had been attached to him for the past hours, and was quietly alternating between humming and whistling a small ditty.

He had composed it for the other Marauder's in his third year on the enchanted piano in the common room. They had been thrilled to receive it at the time, but Remus doubted any of them still remembered it. He stopped whistling and began to hum again.

Suddenly, he heard more whistling. Surprised, Remus spun around to find Sirius had fallen in step with him and was whistling the same tune Remus had before.

"Wotcher, Moony."

"Sirius, what are you doing here? Lizzie could see."

"Hmm? Oh, yes. I suppose she could, but she seems to be a little busy."

Remus turned to find Lizzie had linked arms with Severus and was dragging him into Zonko's. He raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"Guess this means I'm free for the rest of the day."

"And how would you like to spend that time, Mr. Moony?"

Remus looked cautiously into Sirius's soft, grey eyes. He took a deep breath to slow his heart. "I think I'd like to spend it with the person I really love."

Remus closed his eyes, not wanting to see Sirius's reaction. Instead, he heard Sirius ask, "And who would that be?"

Remus opened his eyes again, only to roll them. "Sirius, you really are a dolt sometimes. It's you."

Sirius grinned slowly. His eyes sparkled, and Remus held his breath. "You mean it, Moony? You really like me?"

"Yes, Padfoot. I really like you."

Remus gasped as he was pulled into a bone-crushing hug. "I really like you too, Remus."

Suddenly, both boys pressed their lips together. Neither could remember who had made the first move, but Sirius liked to brag that he did, and Remus let him.

The kiss did not deepen; they simply stayed like that until someone ran out of breath. They stared at each other for a while longer, both breathing heavily with their eyes dancing.

Suddenly, Sirius thought of something. "Remus?"

The boy in question nuzzled his face into Sirius's jacket. "Yes?"

"Will you always be mine?"

Remus looked up at Sirius, before bringing their lips together once more.

"Yes. Yes, I think I will. That is, if you are mine back."

Sirius laughed and touched his forehead to Remus's. "Of course. I'll always be yours back."

James and Lily had been watching the two from across the way, still hand in hand.

"We should really be looking for a way to pay Severus back," Lily said after a while.

James shook his head vigorously. "I already promised him I wouldn't bother him for two months."

Lily smiled. "Are you going to be able to keep that promise?"

James shrugged and started to walk off in the direction they had come from. "I never said anything about the other Marauders."

The End

A/N: Like I said, look for bonus chapters to come soon.

In case you were wondering, lilies are the flower of death. Well, they symbolize it. If you've ever watched this one Drake and Josh episode, you would know what I'm talking about.

SO, thank you again for reading, and I hope to add more soon!

~Arkadian Toad