I'm baaaaack!

Heh heh, sorry this is so late. I've really been trying to hurry up with this and such, but I've had to catch up on schoolwork.

Anyhoo… anyone who requested talking objects might be pleased with this!

Hope you all will enjoy the first bonus chapter of Possessio!

Disclaimer: I think we all know what I'm gonna say. Me no ownie.

For other information, see previous chapters.

Possessio: Bonus 1!

"So," James started, poking at his sausage with a fork. He had been stabbing at the thing all the way through breakfast, and hadn't taken a single bite out of it.

Remus and Sirius looked up apprehensively, knowing what was coming next. James had been throwing "subtle" hints at them for the past week, trying to guess how far in their relationship they had gotten. Which really was not far at all, as Sirius and Remus had continually reassured him.

"So," James continued again, "am I going to be expecting any Moony or Padfoot Juniors any time soon?"

Sirius, who had chosen that time to take a cautious sip out of his goblet, spit out the liquid so that it flew across the table, nearly hitting Peter. Remus's face turned so red it began to resemble a tomato.

"Is that a yes?" James smirked, stabbing again at the meat.

Sirius gaped at James, while Remus spluttered incoherently. James was sure they would have sat that way if Lily hadn't come over to sit with them, apparently having heard the conversation.

"Men don't get pregnant, James," she scolded playfully. James feigned shock.

"Moony's a boy?"

Sirius's mouth snapped shut, and he glowered at James. "Oi, enough innuendo, James. Me and Remmie don't go around asking about yours and Lily's p-private lives."

"Remus and I, Sirius. Remus and I." Moony corrected, still looking a little pink in the face.

Peter giggled behind his hand, earning a glare from Remus.

"Just because I care about grammar…" he started, but Sirius cut him off with a quick kiss.

"I know Moony, I know," James said, waving his hand around and almost hitting Lily in the face. "'I' before 'E' except after 'C' and all that jazz."

Remus nodded, probably still dazed from the kiss. James almost laughed at the hilarious look on his face. Almost, except it was probably the same one he always wore after a kiss from Lily.

"Anyway," James continued. "We'd better hurry up. We've got McGonagall's class first and I can't be late again." James took one last jab at the sausage before shoving it into his mouth.

The others nodded and got up quietly, Sirius taking hold of Remus's hand as they started for the door.

The Marauders (and Lily) made it through three whole classes without making any mischief. The entire student body of Hogwarts, and many of the teachers, found this surprising. They eventually decided that maybe the Marauders finding love was a good thing for everyone, especially themselves.

Needless to say, Peter was feeling left out. Sure, he had gotten that pretty Hufflepuff girl to go out with him, and she was taking up a lot of his time, but that didn't mean he still couldn't play pranks.

So, Peter watched silently as James wrote sappy (and badly written) love notes to Lily, and observed how Remus leaned into Sirius when he was helping him with homework. Their conversation at breakfast came back to him, and a plan began to form in his mind.

This was going to be fun…

Bonus will be continued!

A/N: Oh ho ho, I am sooo evil.

Please forgive me dear little readers! I was going to finish it up in one, but I like the way it ended there!

Also, if you use your imagination its kinda like the sausage has a personality! I know that is really disturbing and all, but I hope you find it funny!

Just a side note… there won't be any real, er… smuttiness in the bonuses! Sorry! As much as I lurve it, I can't write it to save my life!

Keep reviewing!

~Arkadian Toad