GS: Oh, my head… Why'd you hit me so hard, Hinaru?
Hinaru: You wouldn't shut up!
???: That's ENOUGH you two! Boys… can't live with them…
GS: Kanira, how'd you get out?!?
Kanira: How do you think?
Hinaru: PLEASE tell me you locked the door behind you…
(Pink rabbit walks in carrying a chainsaw)
Naruto: THAT was in your head?!?
GS: OH CRAP!!! RUN!!! (everyone scrams)
Hinata: (peeking from behind a corner) G-gryphonsson-kun does not own Naruto-kun's show, since if he did he would be rich… b-but I will own N-naruto-kun eventually!
"Talking" 'Thinking'
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Chapter 1: Adopted By Kakashi?!?
It was the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack… and the council was giving Sarutobi and the blond child he was holding a headache with their chattering.
"SILENCE! Yes, this child contains Kyuubi! That does not make the boy himself a demon, and I hereby decree that in order to let him live a normal life, only those with rank Jounin or higher will be told this secret. Understood?!?"
The room went silent. Danzou, being the sly bastard he is, responded. "Very well… in return, you will place the boy under the care of one of the families with doujutsus. That way," he finished smugly, "if the fox begins to break out, we will know immediately." He smirked, as did the Hyuuga and Uchiha clans.
The Third Hokage nodded. "Fair enough. I will decide who exactly to give Naruto to after the council meeting." Of course, he had already decided who would raise the boy, but Danzou didn't need to know that.
"Now on to the next order of business…"
When the meeting was over, Kakashi started to leave. "Not yet Kakashi." Kakashi went over to the Hokage. "Yes Hokage-sama?" "I want you to raise Naruto."
"WHAT?!? Why me?"
"You have the Sharingan, which Danzou requested the caretaker have. You're a patient man, and the Uzumakis have always had stamina. You won't kill or abandon the boy. And on top of that, you know what the important things in life are. You will make a fine guardian."
Kakashi gently picked up the sleeping bundle in the Third's arms. 'I've lost so many people… Obito, Rin, and now my sensei… Maybe having someone new to fill in those gaps will be good for me…' The bundle yawned a little and opened its sky-blue eyes sleepily.
Kakashi smiled at him. In response, Naruto grinned, reached up and yanked off the mask. Kakashi quickly snatched it back, put it back on, and looked at the Hokage. "I'll raise the boy as long as you do not tell ANYONE what I look like behind my mask." He then left with Naruto.
Danzou saw the whole thing and was furious. Not only did the Hokage find a loophole in the deal, but Kakashi actually agreed! No matter… the demon would show its true colors eventually, and when it did, it would die…
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GS: So, what did you think?
Naruto: I'm getting raised by KAKASHI?!?
Hinata: N-naruto-kun, c-calm down…
(GS and Naruto argue while Hinata tries to calm them down)
Hinaru: Weird… Hey Kanira, did you manage to lose that crazy rabbit?
(Kanira comes in with the rabbit hot on her tail)
Kanira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Rabbit: CHEEEEEEESE!!!
(Everyone else sweatdrops)
GS: I got this. HEY MR. BUNBUNS, CHEESE IS IN THE TOILET!
Mr. Bunbuns: CHEEEEESE!!! (Sticks head in the Interdimensional Toilet)
(GS flushes Bunbuns down into his own dimension)
???: MR. BUNBUNS?!?
GS: It suits him. Anyways, R&R!