Kraven started a very,very, very, very long dead scene, complete with an "Alien" scene, and a "Romeo and Julliet" re-enactment. Finally, he finished, and fell to the floor.
-Finally!
Michael mumbled
-Can we go hom,e now?
Selene only smirked, and kiked Kraven.
-Wake up you fucking idiot!
-Why the hell aren´t I dead!
Evryone started laughing
-Because...
Selene responded.
-you just shot two harmless, atleast for vampires, silver bullets into your head.
-Sooooo...will that stuff float in my brain forever! Aaaa! Its gonna make me dumb or something!
- Don´t think you can be dumber than that!
This last remark was made by Michael, who´s throat, a few seconds later was in Kravens grasp.
-Help me! Hlep me! He´s gonna strangle me! ( A Pussy! )
Selene quikly went to the rescue, and a few minutes later, evryone was laughing their butts off inside Selene's car. Evryone except Kraven, that is, who was locked up in the trunk.
A month or so later, Kraven made Selene, Michael, Sonja, Lucian, Erika and Marcus go with him to the movies. ( he had managed to get someone, that for a good amount of money, had chained Viktor to a chair so that he wouldn´t follow them to tha movies to keep an aye on sonja)
When they got to the cinemaKraven got a Black colored rose out of fis jaket and looked inpaciebtlly at the popcorn stand. The only perosn there was a redhaired girl, who looked like a porcelain doll.
-Who the hell are you wainting for?
Lucian asked
- I met this vampire on a date site on the internet, we decided to meet here, but she hasn´tr arrived yet.
-Or maybe she arrived, saw you, and fled in terror!
Marcus riduculled, while Ertika gave a school-girl type laugh, and evryone rolled theyr eyes at the otherwise funny remark.
-Or maybe he saw you and realized you were a boy!
Sonja smirked.
The girl from the popcorn stand walked toward them. They all looked at her, she semed vaguely familiar...Maybe a movie...
-Excuse me, sir.
She asked Kraven.She Had a french accent, and her eyes made her look much older, than the 6, 8 years she must´ve had.
-Yeah?
-Surely you aren´t Kraven?
Evryone looked and laughed. Kreven´s face became red.
- Oo mon diou!
The girl exclaimed.
- You se Kraven, you can only seduce little girls! Ha!
Lucian, who must have been laughing harder than anyone sayd.
- Well, I´m not a little girl, I´m over 150 years old!
-What´s your name then, oh grate old one?
Selene asked.
-My name is Claudia... Claudia Pont du Lac... Or Lioncourt, whatever.
Its truck them, She was the girl from Interview with the Vampire.