Hinaru: We're back! Wait – WHAT'S THE RABBIT DOING ON THE COUCH?!?
Mr. Bunbuns: DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
(Mr. Bunbuns grabs a mace and starts chasing Hinaru around the room)
???: Well, that brain transplant was a waste of time.
GS: Tell me about it, Yasha.
Hinata: (whispering) G-get on to the story p-please!
Kanira: Gryphonsson only owns the hanyou Hinaru, me, Yasha the kitsune, and Mr. Bunbuns, as well as anything else he thinks up. He doesn't own Naruto or anything else copyrighted, or else he'd have put Naruto with Hinata at the start of the canon and had Sasuke mauled by fangirls for fun. Gryphonsson also wants to say "Hi" to the readers and encourage them to review and vote in his poll on what happens in the fic.
"Talking" 'Thinking'
Chapter 2: Kill the Demon!
Kakashi was walking home with a sleeping Naruto in his hands. Suddenly he ducked…
…just in time to avoid a shuriken to the head. 'What the hell?!?"
"I just want the boy… Give him up and no one gets hurt," snarled the rogue nin that had appeared behind him. His answer came in the form of a kunai up his butt. "Hidden Taijutsu: 1,000 Years of Death!"
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Fugaku waited patiently for the rogue ninja he had hired at the rendezvous point when suddenly he saw said ninja flying through the air in the direction of Suna. "What in the name of Kami is he doing?!?"
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In the rift between worlds, Kami sneezed during her game of poker with the Fourth Hokage. 'Shinigami-kun must be gossiping about me again.'
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As he was about to eat Orochimaru's soul, Shinigami sneezed, and Orochimaru ran off shouting, "I'M FREE!!!"
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Anyway, Kakashi made it home, put Naruto in bed, and went to sleep. He woke up at midnight to find an angry – and of course, EXTREMELY drunk – villager about to kill Naruto in his sleep. Here is what he said:
"KILL TH—OW!"
The "ow" was when Kakashi punched him into the Hokage's tower.
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Back at the Hokage's office, the Third was fighting a rogue ninja when suddenly a villager flew in and landed on the ninja. The Hokage sweatdropped. 'Well, that was convenient. Now to turn the rogue in to ANBU and get back to the EBIL paperwork.'
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Over in BattleOn, Zorbak sensed someone was using his line.
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GS: So, How was it?
Mr. Bunbuns: Me like. (Starts chewing on some cheddar cheese)
Yasha: Eh, not bad. What do you think, Kanira-chan?
Kanira: I say it was great.
Naruto: When do we get to the part where I get to be with Hinata-hime?
GS: Soon, young Padawan, soon. R&R folks!