And so, any ideas, review, and we´ll see.
On with the story!Sorry for taking so long, but I went on vacations...soooo...
On!
Disclaimer: I do not, repeat DO NOT, own Underworld, or any characters from Underworld and I DO NOT! own Louis, Lestat( ) his name makes me happy...3 2 1 O.K. , not happy again) or Claudia, or any other Vampire Chronicle character that may appear in this fanfiction! so please don´t sew me Anne!
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A tall blonde man enters the movie theatre and looks at Claudia, then at Kraven, Then at Selene ( Michael glared at him coldly... but ended up looking as if he had to go to the bathroom)
Tall blond man: "Is this Him´?"
Claudia: "Yes, Lestat... sigh go on..."
Lestat takes Kraven by the troat and throws him on the floor. He starts kiking him (like on the movie Mr. And Mrs. Smith when Mr. throws Mrs. Behind the couch and starts kikign her... I DO NOT own the movie or any of its characters! don´t sew me)
After a while he stoped and evryone else was dying of laughter (cliché...).
Selene: Can I try that?
Lestat: Yeah, Mon cherie, of course!
Michael grlares al Lestat but didn´t (pussy) dare (pussy) go (pussy!)near (pussy!) him (fucking pussy!).Selene starts kicking Kraven just like Lestat.
After a while she stops.
Selene: "That was fun.."
Lestat and Selene look at each other and start kicking the crap out of Kraven for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while. ( can a while be long?)
Lestat: Better be going now.. Au revoir..
Just as Lestat was walking out of the movie theatre with Claudia to join the other figure behind the glass he lookes back at Selene and moves his lips to form an un-audible Call me´.
Micheal grows redder with anger , and just as Lestat goes out the door he grabbes Selene by the waste and starts murmuring in her ear.
Michael: Don´t you dare go near that Fucking mama´s boy ever again!
Selene hits him in the jkaw and starts waliking hastly towards the others while Michael lay helpless on the floor ( and once again...Fucking pussy!)
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Evryone walked out of the movie theater, they didnt bother to see the movie, the little show Kraven had given them was enough. They walked to the car and, as usuall of movie nights, evryone recuested to be left off at their favorite quiet place, while Selene and Michael(Who had gotten into a Making up make out sesion during most, or all the movie ) got stuck with taking Kraven back to the manssion.
Kraven: Awkward...Can I drive!
Selene: NO!
The beggan to pull up in the manssion.
Selene: This car is to--- Fucking Shit!
Something had fallen out of the sky... it seemed to be a chair...
Michael: What the fuck... Viktor?
The chair jumped off the front of the car and landed besides the driver´s window.
Viktor ( who is tied to the chair): Where´s Sonja!
Selene: What the fuck happ--
Viktor: WHERE IS SONJA!
Michael: At the park with Lucian!
Viktor: Fuking Lycan! ( starts making the chair jump towrds the exit, or should I say towards the park)
Viktor:( stops midway) Selene, your gun.
Selene: (Takes out her gun and hands it to Viktor)
Viktor: Excellent! MUajajaajajajajaja! MUAJAJAJAJAJAJA! ( jumps away into the night still tied to the chair)
Kraven: Wierd...(jumps out of the car) Who´s up for popcorn and Who´s Line? ( I DO NOT own Who´s Line is it Anyway! Or Drew Cary, or any other character...or person or whatever!)
Selene steps on the accelerator just before Michael gets out of the car.
Michael: ( sits down with a dissapointed look on his face )
Selene: ( pulls in at the first parking space she sees and starts making out with michael )
Michael: )
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Hopped you like! please review, or I fear I won´t keep on...
Any way, I allso want to declare, I Do NOT coppy my stuff, ask Ayla!
Well G-Bye ppl! REVIEW, or I´ll vrink all ov yur vlood! MUAJAJAJAJA! I´m not from transilvanbia I´m vrom Pensilvania you idiot! ( I DO OWN THE LAST SENTENCE! SO NO COPYING!)