Kraven: Hey!
Ranma( that´s me you ignorants!): Fuck you!
Kraven: she´s mad, you know?
Ranma: Anyways, he´s gonna be dragged from the trunk. Sooo... Let´s go on
Disclaimer: I do not own anything eccept for my Garbage concert shirt, a leather jaket and a pair of black pants for which I traded my soul, oh yeah, and the last phrase of chapter four.
P.s. here comes the mos random chapter ever, so be prepared... God its good to be writting again!
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Kraven was stuck all alone in the mansion. It allways felt gloomy when no one was around... Wait a second! Who´s Line is on!
Kraven ran to the giant screen and was glued to it for the next five hours or so...
-Next Morning, evrything was normal in the mansion, when suddenly...
Selene: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SONJA:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Erika: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Four men poke their heads into different bathrooms at the same time...
Michael: What? What!
LUCIAN: WHAT? WHAT!
MARCUS: WHAT? WHAT!
KRAVEN: gigle hullo selene!gigle
two loud voices exclaimed:
sonja: The water´S cold!
Erike: The water´s cold!
And one gunshot was heard...
Selene: Get the fuck out of here Kraven!
The four brave men met in the hall and Marcus decided that Lucian, Michael and Keaven should go to the basement and turn on the wter heater.
Lucian, grabbed hold of a flashlight and bravely proposed himself to go first.
Ando so the other men followed into the dephts of dum dum duuum! THE BASEMEEENT!
Lucian and Michael: SHUT UP!
Kraven: Whaaaat! I just wanted to make this funner!
Michael: Just dont sing the FUN song, pleeeaaaseeee!
Kraven: Awww Shuks!
Lucian: O.k... Here it is!
Kraven: The mistic water boiler!
Michael and Lucian: Shut UP!
Lucian: So who´s gonna be the one that gets on his knees and lights it again?
Kraven: Not me! you treat me badly enough to make me go on my knees before the all mighty water boiler!
Michael: Not me!I´m... I´m...Alergic to... to...basement...floors?
Minutes later michael was on his knees trying to turn on the boiler.
Michael: Fuck this! this isn´t working!
Lucian: O.k. Lemme see...
Lucian kneeled before the boiler besides Michael and tried to strike the match.
Lucian: You´re right, this isn´t working.
Kraven: Hey! He isn´t right! He´s Stupid Michael!
Michael: Har, Har!
Kraven: Lemme try my lighter...
Kraven kneeled besides Lucian and turned on the lighter...
Evryone heard the loud BANG and tran to the basement door(the girls in towels obviously!)
The three men wnt up the stairs and evrypne stared in horror...Well no not actually, Lucian and Michael Were o.k., the had used Kraven as a shield...
Kraven fell on the floor.
Erika: My god kraven! You don´t have eye brows!
Kraven: Mufled curse
There was a loud knock on the door and Michael huried to answer. There were thousands of pigmeys on the porch!
Pigmey leader: We hear loud bang, like Krakatoa! We look for mountine king!
All the pigmeys scrambled into the mansion, and when the leader saw kraven he shouted something wierd and fell to his knees.
Pigmey Leader: Our Lord, the NoEyebrowed King of the mountine!
All the pigmeys fell to their knees and started chanting.
Selene: whispering to sonja Probably gonna throw him into a volcanoe... Sonja: I wanna see!