Important A/N: I'm really, really sorry guys, but this'll be the last chapter of Possessio! HOWEVER, there is a possibility of a sequel or another Remus/Sirius fic if you give me your ideas! Thanks for reading!

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Possessio: Bonus 5!

Sirius was having a bad day. A really, really bad day.

He and Remus had 'broken-up' at breakfast, and even though Sirius knew it was fake, he had still hated it. All of Hogwarts had watched in shock at the fighting boys, James and Lily had tried to break it up, and Peter had looked like he was about to faint. Sirius snickered at that thought. Okay, it hadn't been all that bad.

By afternoon, Remus was with Snape. They traipsed down the hallways, arm in arm, Remus smiling shyly and Snape scowling. Sirius couldn't help but clench his fists every time he saw them.

At least their plan was working, Sirius had to admit that. Peter walked around with a dazed look on his face. He had even confronted Sirius about it.

"What's Remus doing with Snivellus, Padfoot?"

Sirius couldn't keep the scorn out of his reply, "He's dating him, can't you see. We broke up."

Peter's eyes wobbled and Sirius almost laughed. "B-but why did you break up?"

"We were locked in some closet for Merlin knows how long, and realized that we just weren't compatible." Sirius almost sighed happily at the knowledge that he was lying through his teeth.

Remus walked by with Snape again, and Sirius almost couldn't fight the urge to trample Snape and take back his Moony. Almost.

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Remus was having a bad day. It's not that he didn't like Snape, but he was no Sirius, of course.

Their falling-out hadn't been anything special, really. It had confused a lot of people, and therefore done its job. They had even slapped each other a few times, at which Remus snickered. Sirius should definitely stick to pranks.

Peter had already approached Sirius, but Remus was still stuck with Snape. Remus prayed Peter had apologized. Severus was complaining nonstop about how he hated Remus, and hated Sirius, and how he never should have agreed to this.

Suddenly, an idea struck Remus. He dragged Snape past Sirius and Peter, saying in a loud voice, "You know, Severus, Sirius was a terrible kisser. I think you're much better."

It worked. Peter let out a squeak as Sirius pushed him aside and charged towards Snape. Severus dodged his fist easily, letting go of Remus's arm. Free, Remus grabbed Sirius's fist and kissed him.

Sirius relaxed immediately. Remus smiled into the kiss as he wrapped his arms around Sirius. Both boys pulled back.

"You're a total moron, Sirius," Remus whispered.

Sirius shook his head. "You shouldn't have made me jealous. I told you this was a bad idea."

"You're right, I'm sorry. Did he apologize?"

"Nope."

"Oops."

"S'okay. Just, let's never do this again, okay?"

Remus nodded and placed his forehead to Sirius's. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Snape get up to leave.

"Thanks, Severus."

Snape nodded curtly before leaving. Peter still stood there, aghast.

"What are you guys doing?"

Sirius shrugged. "It was a prank, Peter. Now close your mouth before you catch flies, and leave us be."

Remus rolled his eyes. "We were just upset that you locked us in a closet. We wanted you to apologize."

"I didn't lock you in a closet."

Remus and Sirius pulled apart and looked at Peter. "You didn't!?"

"No. I was in Hogsmeade with Lucinda, the Hufflepuff girl."

Sirius gaped at Peter, who turned to leave.

"If it wasn't Peter, who was it?"

Remus smirked. "Guess we'll never know."

He gave Sirius a quick peck on the cheek before he turned to go to his next class.

"Wait, Moony," he heard Sirius call.

"What?"

"You've got something on your back."

Sirius pulled off a small piece of paper. It read:

SORRY

"Any guesses who it's from?" Sirius asked.

Remus smiled and shook his head. "Not a clue."

Sirius sighed and leaned in to kiss Remus. "Doesn't matter, 'cause I still have you."

"You have the corniest lines, Pads."

"And there for your ears only, babe."

"Don't call me 'babe' if you want to live past the next full moon."

Sirius pouted for the rest of the day, or, at least until Remus was done with his homework.

Then, even the note was forgotten.

The End

A/N: Read authors note at beginning!

So, this was basically the end. Sorry. It didn't even have any real mushiness in it, BUT it had jealous Sirius AND implied smex at the end. See? See?

Okay, thank you all for reading. Send me replies, reviews, suggestions, even flames are accepted! If you spot any errors, please tell me so I can fix them with the edits!

Anyways, who do you guys think the note is from? My guess is Voldemort.

OMG JUST KIDDING! SIRIUSLY!

Gah, bad pun. Sorry.

~Arkadian Toad