So, here I am because I can't sleep and I feel like writing silliness!
Last chapter ended in an incredibly stupid cliffhanger involving Kraven, chocolate marshmallows, and penguins, so I have decided to answer the questions in a game I like to call Q&A! Just to be clear, q stands for "questions" and a stands for "answers". Disclaimer:
I do NOT own anything in this story, except for the wrongly spelled name, the insipid plot line, and the song that I WILL make someone sing at the end of this chappie! The things that I DO NOT own include some Dr. House references that I might and might not use in the course of this chapter and Resident Evil references too.
Let us begin!
The Talking Muppet Lettuce: Begin what?
Me: Oy vey!
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Q Did Kraven be able to refuse the chocolate covered marshmallow?
A No, Kraven did not have the gnats to refuse the succulent treat and was forever banned from having marital rights with Selene.
Q Did Markus find a gas station?
A Markus did find a gas station, but when he was inside he discovered that a horrible disease had infected the people in there and had made them hungry for blood! Turning them into zombies…
Q Did Kraven get unceremoniously chucked into the volcano?
A The plan was to have the Pygmies chuck him in there after being unable to refuse the marshmallow, but since the Pygmy king demanded a salary raise and I had already blown off all of my money on tickets to My Chemical Romance and Avril Lavinge concerts, I decided to blow off the scene and fire the little guy who later went on to working at the "Chelsea Lately" show as "Chuy", Chelsea's midget assistant.
Q Did Lucian, Sonja, and Erika get manicures at the mall?
ANo,, yes and yes. Lucian got a mani-pedi.
Q DID PENGUINS DEVELOP A HIGH INTELLIGENCE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD?
A Eventually, after the disease that Markus had discovered in the gas station spread around the World , everyone and everything became infected, even penguins ! But when the reaction happened in their little bodies, the anti-freezing liquid ion their blood combined with the outrage they felt for the scandalous images in « March of the Penguins » and the plain ugliness of grown up « Mumble » in the movie « Happy Feet » made their brains super-charged and capable of forming coherent thoughts! So they took over the world and then just totally started eating each other.
Q And finally… Does Marcus feel pretty?
A Let's ask him, shall we? Markus, do you feel pretty?
Markus: No! I do not feel pretty… I Am pretty… In fact I am not just pretty but beautiful.
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AN2: Oh my... sorry for the short chapter, but smething horrible has come up!
Explain on the next chappie!!!
See ya