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Chapter 21: Relaxing at a Spa…

Song of the Chapter:
Let's Get It Started – Black Eyed Peas
Reason: Life has its own unique beat that we live to and the beat that Hidan and Kiyoko march to is rather catchy.

Kiyoko grumbled when Tobi dashed back into the kitchen and stole her list away but when Deidara supported Tobi and informed the couple they would go to a spa, Kiyoko's eyes narrowed almost dangerously. "Damn list gets burnt and then you take it away from me…" She was about to talk more when Hidan started to massage her shoulders and she began to hum. "Hmm… maybe this spa idea is not such a bad idea."

"Might as well check out this shit. Kakuzu already paid for it so we should take full advantage of it." She smirked evilly and the two left, planning on how to best use the expensive resources common with spas.

Kakuzu frowned upon hearing Deidara pore over the wedding plans. "Alright; half this stuff she crossed off has to be brought back. The massive murder thing is cool in a rogue town and will work to improve the fear that is Akatsuki, un." Kakuzu looked at the list and scowled.

"They do not want a bomb being planted at the altar you idiot. Being blown up is not their ideal wedding." Deidara pouted as Tobi took the list.

"Tobi thinks we should think like Hidan-san and Kiyoko-chan. How would a pair of murderers who can't die think?" The three of them looked at each other with a smirk before scribbling swiftly on the paper.

Two hours later…

Hidan stood in front of the spa with a disgusted look on his face. "This place… you are not fucking getting me in there." Kiyoko raised an eyebrow at her fiancé's behavior.

"What is the matter…? This place looks the most expensive. Hidan pointed around the lobby as Kiyoko dragged him inside.

"Look at this! No man in his right mind would ever step foot in one of these." Kiyoko cursed seeing the other guests look at the couple. Hidan was going to complain when Kiyoko forced him against the wall; an action that startled the other guests more than Hidan's actions.

"Look, you will either stop your bitching or I will sever your head and you can watch me enjoy myself at the spa." Hidan looked at her and sighed.

"Kiyoko-koi have you forgotten your Death Touch?" She bit her lip and cursed.

"Well… we do not know what they scheduled for us so it is time to find out." She dragged him to the front desk and she turned to the receptionist who was quivering trying to figure out if the two ninjas would kill her. "Excuse me, we were told an appointment was made her for me and my fiancé."

The girl relaxed a little bit and hoped to whatever god existed that they were in the book. "Hidan and Kiyoko?" They nodded and instantly she led them to a room. "Now here is the couple massage. We let you massage your partner using any of our supplies," Kiyoko and Hidan have a slight blush at the various lotions and oils, "but please keep it decent." As soon as she left, Hidan had an evil grin on his face as he pinned Kiyoko to the wall.

Kiyoko was going to complain but with Hidan's tongue in her mouth, she moaned in pleasure. She managed to push him but he tripped making him fall flat on the floor. Before he could complain, she flipped him around so that his belly was one the floor and she sat on him, massaging his shoulders. "Shut up and enjoy this."

He was about to retort when she passed over a wonderfully sensitive portion of his shoulder. "To the left… No the right… damn it get it right." Kiyoko's eyebrow was twitching and she was annoyed until an idea come into her head. Before Hidan complained, she grabbed a kunai and brushed it past his skin, barely breaking it open. "Ah fuck that feels good. More…" He groaned as she applied more pressure and the blood poured out getting on her hands. Kiyoko licked her fingers and her eyes glazed with an emotion she had never felt before as Hidan reversed their position to claim her lips.

"Hidan-koi…" her words felt blurred as he bit her lip allowing her blood to join his in their mouths. Kiyoko placed her arms around him and the kunai in her hands began to cut slowly at his back making him growl in possessiveness. She barely registered the astonished scream of a staff member in the background as the only thing she was occupied with was getting Hidan out of his cloak as his heads were also busy with her own cloak. However, feeling ice cold water sprinkling over the couple quickly made them halt their reactions.

An hour later…

Kakuzu, Deidara, and Tobi smirked as they looked over their list. They knew the two immortals would be pleased but they stiffened hearing a door slam. Hidan and Kiyoko's faces all scowls and this immediately made Tobi worry. "Hidan-san and Kiyoko-chan didn't enjoy the spa?"

Hidan spat on the floor and he wretched open the fridge. "Fuckers kicked us out." Deidara was laughing so hard he was clenching his stomach.

"That place kicked you out, un? For that to happen you practically have to be…" his eyes widened as he looked at them. "You two almost had sex there"

"They turned the fire sprinklers on…" Kiyoko moped until Hidan tossed her a peach which she bit viciously into. "They are charging extra because of the blood by the way Kakuzu-kun."

Kakuzu's eyes bulged and he shouted, "What!?" Kiyoko shrugged nonchalantly and grabbed her shoulder in irritation. "And you didn't get that massage?"

She glared at Hidan. "No because he got his first and we just had to…"

"Hey! I didn't hear any complaints besides you knew what the pain was doing to me!" She smirked as she placed her arms around him. He licked her face gently where some peach juice had dripped.

Kiyoko has a hard time thinking or processing due to the tongue on her face. "Anyways… when are we getting married already?"

Tobi smirked behind his mask. "Tomorrow." Hidan's jaw dropped and Kiyoko charged him with the intent of severing his head from his neck.

"Oh my… What about my dress? What about the guest list? What about…?" She fainted and Hidan chuckled as he picked her up.

"She forgot peaches made her sleepy."