Greetings readers and a shoutout to my muses: Asuma, Kushina, Zetsu_Akatsuki, Uchiha_Curse, and Konan!
I am so terribly sorry about the delay; I have had midterms and although it may be a shocker, a school that costs $43,000 a year to attend is my highest priority.
However, this chapter is much longer than usual and contains the long awaited wedding :D
I do not own Naruto or "White Wedding" by Billy Idol
Chapter 22: A Wedding Like No Other
Song of the Chapter:
White Wedding – Billy Idol
Reason: Weddings are so cheery and a nice way to start anew
PLEASE NOTE: THERE IS A LEMON BUT I HAVE POSTED WARNINGS; THANK YOU!
It was official; Kiyoko was nervous as hell. She was in a white wedding kimono with a sky blue obi and although she had gone over ever single detail in her mind, she was currently going haywire. It also did not help that the person who was going to give her away, Itachi, could not comfort her without risk of dying. "Fuck fuck fuck…"
"Relax Yoko-sama." She raised an eyebrow before retorting sharply.
"You relax when you are getting ready for marriage." Itachi raised his eyebrow and looked sad for a moment.
"You know destiny does not await me with holy matrimony…" Kiyoko groaned as she plopped herself on a cot. The field the wedding was in was being decorated and Tobi had the nerve to ORDER her to stay inside and he ordered the other members, Pein included, to prepare for the wedding.
"You signed yourself to this fate playing as the Leaf Village's martyr." Kiyoko bit her lip and looked over her appearance. Tobi insisted that she let her hair go untamed by a veil but now… She half wished for one to hide her nervousness. "Tachi-kun… what if he does not want me?"
Itachi rolled his eyes and assured Kiyoko for what felt like was the hundredth time even though in actually, it was only the seventh. "He loves you. He proposed to you. He wants to spend his immortal existence with you. I assume he wants you."
A ruckus was outside and Kiyoko tried to sneak out but Itachi grabbed her by her waist and tossed her on top of her bed. Her ears perked up hearing Hidan's voice. "Let the fuck go Kakuzu! I want to see her!"
Tobi's voice added to the noise. "Hidan-san can't see Kiyoko-chan until the wedding." A crash later and the hyper voice did not sound so pleased. "Deidara-senpai, you almost blew up the dango!" Itachi ears perked and he was torn between watching Kiyoko and saving the precious treat. Kiyoko rolled her eyes and waved him off.
"I promise I will not do any stupid shit ok?" Itachi vanished to rescue his favorite treat while the bride rolled her eyes. The minute Itachi left, she heard something on the other side of the large pavilion tent that she was in. She tossed kunai towards the sound and was met with an indignant groan.
"I sneak in here to see you and you try to impale me…" Kiyoko smiled softly as she walked towards her fiancé. "Damn… if I knew that all this shit was involved, I would have just eloped with you or something." She laughed as she allowed his arms to wrap around her.
"You would deprive a girl of her fairy tale wedding?" Hidan looked at her before roaring in laughter. She placed a finger above his lip to prevent further noise.
"Fairy tale? That is one fucked up, twisted fairy tale Kiyoko-koi." She snuggled into his chest as he nibbled her neck gently. She sighed upon feeling the gentle sensation and he kissed her gently on the lips. "I have to leave now or they will figure out I left." She nodded as he used a teleportation jutsu just as Itachi dashed in.
"Deidara also blew up the cows that Kakuzu had paid a lot of money for but finally Tobi managed to separate him from the clay… and what is that on your neck?" Kiyoko paled and rubbed her neck.
"…Nothing."
Hidan fiddled with his formal kimono as he was forced into a chair. He had quite a fuss with an orange mask wearing shinobi about there was 'No way in hell he was wearing a shirt' and he wanted to keep it that way. Kakuzu walked by and rolled his eyes seeing the immortal play with his kimono. "What the hell do you want?"
"You peeked at Kiyoko-chan didn't you Hidan?" The immortal shrugged and sighed. He looked around at the random civilians who decided attended looked fun.
"She's going to be my wife and besides, we both are a little stressed…" Hidan looked towards the pavilion that Kiyoko was currently in.
"Tch… you both are immortal. What the hell is there to be stressed about?" Kakuzu was going over a list of expenses and had every intention of making the two unkillable immortals foot the bill some day.
"What if we have a fight Kakuzu…? What the hell am I supposed to do? What if we never make up…?" Kakuzu laughed and looked the Jashinist in the eye.
"Every couple fights; from the minor incident to the deep shit, just accept the fact. Besides, you will grovel for her attention, her forgiveness until she decides to forgive you… and then chances are you two will have makeup sex or something like that."
Hidan's eyes grew dreamy for a moment. "Hot makeup sex… with Kiyoko-chan…" A trickle of blood came from his nose as Kakuzu chuckled and forced a tissue into his partner's hand.
"That damn kimono cost a bundle and you are not messing it up; regardless of whether or not it is your wedding day." The silver haired immortal scoffed as Tobi began pushing everyone into place.
"Time for the wedding to start!" Hidan was ushered to the altar while the unfortunate priest who was conducting the ceremony began reciting every prayer to any god that would listen to him.
Kiyoko heard Tobi's voice and went into full panic mode until Itachi sighed. He glanced at her with his Sharingan and she instantly fell complacent. "Yoko-sama, I am glad for once you have poor chakra manipulation skills. Anyways, just calm down and go up there, kiss him, then go do whatever married couples do." She smiled as the Sharingan's calming effects wore off.
"It is just… I am actually getting married." She smiled as Itachi lent her his arm. She took it as they walked out of the pavilion and when Kiyoko gazed ahead, she saw Hidan and her heart melted.
Hidan's eyes met her red eyes and he smiled. This is it… Itachi led her to him and nodded away. Hidan took Kiyoko's hand and they looked at the priest. The poor man was quivering in fear as a certain blue man informed him that the groom was very particular about religion to a homicidal extent and it did not help finding out that the kunoichi next to him could kill just with a single touch. "Kiyoko-koi…" he whispered quietly to her. She smiled and squeezed his hand.
"Uh…" The priest was not exactly sure of how to begin a religiously safe, touch free ceremony and Kiyoko's red eyes as well as Hidan's lavender boring into his skull did not provide reassurance. "We are gathered here today to bind these two immortals in everlasting matrimony." The rest of the words were drowned out by an explosion behind the altar. Immediately, every Akatsuki member glared at Deidara.
"What, un?" Kiyoko chuckled when she turned back towards the poor priest who had fainted upon hearing and feeling an explosion less than five feet away.
Hidan rolled his eyes and kicked the priest. "Oi! Wake up dumbass and get this ceremony over with." The priest shot up instantly and rushed them through the fastest set of vows that had ever been seen.
"You may kiss the bride." Hidan glanced at Kiyoko and did not have to be told twice. He pulled her gently towards him and tilted her face upwards gently. Their faces were close enough to where he could count every eyelash. He kissed her softly and gently before drawing his arms around her. They both smiled as they moved together at once in passionate kiss. The Jashinist licked her bottom lip gently, desiring entry into her mouth. At first, she smirked against his lips and refused the muscle but Hidan began to nibble gently and she sighed feeling his teeth and allowed Hidan to roam her mouth.
The other members of the Akatsuki watched with a bemused expression. Kisame smirked as the priest was now scared enough and left after formally declaring them married. "Stupid immortals not requiring air."
Hidan and Kiyoko pulled away from each other, breathless but obviously pleased. Hidan cheered and a pike flew out of his sleeve. Kiyoko's eyes narrowed as she snagged the weapon out of her husband's grasp. "Hmm… you should not be playing with sharp pointy objects." She stuck it through Hidan's gut and some innocent spectators gasped as the pike came out his body and blood dripped. "That is my job my koibito."
Hidan smiled as he pulled the pike out and allowed the blood to drip on the floor. He pulled Kiyoko close to him as they began what the innocent onlookers thought was a dance but Kakuzu noticed the way their feet was moving. Drawing that symbol are we…? He noted also the pike delicately scraping her palm and a small portion of blood dripping. Hidan brought her palm to his mouth and Kiyoko watched as he gently lapped up the blood. Her eyes darkened as he began to change. Some of the wedding guests shrieked but the Akatsuki members ignored them as Itachi cast a genjutsu preventing anyone from leaving the scene or entering to interfere.
Kiyoko's eyes roved over Hidan's transformed state in curiosity as she pulled the man closer to her and she kissed him. She felt something odd and looked at him. "I felt something odd."
His head bent close to her ear as he whispered huskily, "I figured that this jutsu can be used for more than just killing. After all," he trailed a finger down his arm and Kiyoko shivered, "we now feel the same sensations."
She had a mischievous grin on her face as she began to pull out her scythe scroll and she summoned it. "This is interesting…" What no one saw was her blade going towards a scared stiff villager and gently grazing his cheek. She brought the blade to Hidan who licked it. Using the pike that Hidan had, she stabbed it through Hidan's chest. Hidan's eyes rolled back in pleasure while Kiyoko put her hand to the spot above her heart. "This feels so…"
"Good?" Hidan held his wife who nodded vigorously. "I just thought up some more uses for later…" She chuckled as they looked over the other guests who had huddled together wondering what fate awaited them.
"Maybe a wedding massacre is not such a bad idea… It felt so awesome, like I was going to die but we denied death the pleasure of taking us… such a rush." She stepped out of the circle and cracked her neck. "Unfortunately, having me experiencing the same pleasure in this manner is doing things to me that would not be appropriate to act out in public. We should kill them the normal way before we lose control." Panic ensued as the villagers scrambled out of their seats in vain. A couple of them hit Itachi's barrier and fizzled.
Zetsu approached the fallen villagers while licking his lips. "Maybe this wedding was a good idea after all… lunch…"
As Hidan stepped out of his circle, his skin turned normal and he sighed. "As you wish my dearest. We will make this a ceremony for the history scrolls." She smirked as she held her scythe out and her husband began to chase down a group of villagers. Kiyoko walked calmly to a lone guest and smirked.
"You can drop the transformation; I know it is you." The man nodded and with a poof, Kakashi was revealed. "You know it is dangerous to enter a den of lions."
"I find it odd that Itachi was the one to give you away." Kiyoko nodded and sat in an adjacent chair to Kakashi.
For a moment, the two were quiet as they watched Hidan chase after a couple of villagers. They observed Kakuzu stealing money and valuables off of the dead bodies. Deidara was having fun chasing some of the wedding guests with clay centipedes. Tobi thought he should help a couple of the innocents escape only for them to fall to the might of Sasori's puppets. Kisame was drinking copious amounts of sake while Itachi was supervising his older partner whilst devouring some dango. Konan and Pein decided to eat some of the food they snuck in because they did not dare to steal any cake. "Kakashi-kun, thanks for coming."
He nodded and made hand signs to teleport out. Itachi noticed this and allowed his barrier to weaken so that the silver haired ninja could slip out. When the last non-Akatsuki person in the area was eliminated, looted, and finally consumed, Kiyoko walked to Hidan and put her arms around his waist. "That felt good." He brushed some blood off of his formal kimono and kissed her softly on her lips.
"Come on. We need to cut the cake asshole." He frowned as he walked after her but cheered up as he admired her backside. Her head suddenly snapped back to him. "And stop gazing at me like I am a piece of meat; this is hardly the time."
She grasped the knife to cut the cake as Hidan came from behind her and wrapped his right hand over her hand that had the knife. He guided the blade through the cake while whispering in her ears, "I can't help that you look so sexy in that kimono and being covered in our blood… do you know what that does to me?"
"Well get a hold of yourself for at least a couple of hours." She deposited a couple of slices of cake onto a small plate and the couple held it. Tobi squealed in delight watching them take a bit of the cake. A glint went through Hidan's eyes and he tried to toss the piece of cake at Kiyoko only to receive a similar blow. He blinked through the cake on his face to see a confused look on Kiyoko's face.
"Well… what do you know; we already are thinking alike." She laughed as she leaned closer to him and Hidan's eyes widened in surprise as she gently licked the cake off of his face. She licked close to his mouth and he nipped her lips as she passed over them. "You stole my idea…"
Kiyoko pulled back as she licked her lips. "You taste so good with or without the cake." Hidan was about to lick her when Tobi shrieked.
"Tobi's eyes!" Hidan cursed being denied his treat while Deidara walked forward and offered Kiyoko a cloth to clean herself with.
"Kiyoko-chan, here. You two need to do a dance, un."
Kiyoko raised her eyebrow as she waved her arm around. "What about the rest of you? The only other female here is Konan and I am under the perception that the rest of you guys do not swing that way."
Sasori laughed quietly as he pulled some bodies that Zetsu had not yet devoured to the side. "The dance is for the sake of you two and you are correct in stating that I would not want to dance with anyone here; least of all the brat."
Deidara pouted as he looked at his partner. "Are you calling me unattractive danna?"
Sasori rolled his eyes. "I never said that; just that I do not think of you in such a manner." Hidan laughed and before Deidara could retaliate, the silver haired man grabbed his wife by her waist and led her to the middle of the clearing.
"Let's get this dancing shit done shall we?" Even without music, they moved in a synchronized manner and Kiyoko's eyes were indeed surprised.
"You can actually dance… hell surely must be freezing over." He chuckled as he ended their brief dance and he lowered his head to kiss her hand.
"Men learn many talents to please their lady." She snorted and he raised a silvery eyebrow. "That wasn't too ladylike."
"If you want a woman who is ladylike, all submissive and shit, you picked the wrong woman." He laughed as he placed his hands around her shoulders and kissed her deeply.
"Submission from you would be an oddity." He received an affectionate nip on the earlobe from her. "I like fighting with you… it turns me on." She smirked and looked at him with a dark look in her eyes that Hidan definitely liked.
"I need you now…" Hidan felt her hand grip his shoulder almost painfully but the masochist loved every stinging second.
Sasori came up to them just in time and gave Hidan something. "This is a voucher for a honeymoon suite. We didn't tell Kakuzu if that is what you are wondering. Leader-sama has given you two weeks for your… retreat." Kiyoko looked at Hidan as if daring the immortal to refuse but even he was not impulsive enough to put himself through that unpleasant sort of pain. He thanked Sasori as he accepted the tickets and put his arm around Kiyoko's waist.
"Shall we my koibito?" She leaned into his touch as they walked out, unnoticed by Tobi. Deidara grinned widely seeing the married couple practically sprint off. However after a moment, Tobi flipped.
"Where is Hidan-san and Kiyoko-chan? We need to give them their presents!" Itachi smiled as he put a hand on Tobi's shoulder.
"Tobi, they are giving each other their present." Itachi stalked off before any further questions could be asked. Tobi turned with curiosity to Deidara who discovered the two of them were alone. The blonde's eyes widened.
"There is no way in hell I am giving Tobi the talk, un!"
The brief moment Hidan gave the voucher to the receptionist was almost too much time for Kiyoko. The minute they walked into the elevator, her hand gripped Hidan's and the instant the door closed, he slammed her against the wall. She groaned as he nipped her lower lips gently and then licked over the small blood drop gently with his tongue. They were interrupted when the elevator doors opened again. "Sir, Ma'am, which floor is your suite? You still are on the first floor."
Kiyoko pulled away flushed as Hidan thickly muttered the floor number. The man chuckled as the couple practically rushed out towards their room. Hidan opened the door when Kiyoko pounced on him. Hidan caught her as she began to kiss him slowly. He licked her lips and slowly explored her mouth with his tongue. He pulled away after a moment and held her. Kiyoko sighed in contentment as she rested her head against his chest. He held her hand and put it against his chest, right above the heart. Kiyoko looked at Hidan who rested his forehead against hers. "Kiyoko-koi, do you hear that?" She nodded and he smiled. "My heart beats only for your touch; for your love."
She looked into his eyes and melted at the adoration in the lavender orbs. "My body is yours Hidan-koi; do with it what you will."
He kissed her softly on the lips before holding embracing her softly. "I intend to."
LEMON START!
Hidan pulled a kunai out and slowly cut Kiyoko out of her kimono. Her protests were silenced by his lips and the man also felt his kimono being sliced. "Watch that blade Hidan-koi," she pouted but he laughed.
"Just think how much fun we will have once we get the circle drawn." She smirked as she yanked on Hidan's rosary to pull him closer to her.
"So what the hell are you waiting for?" He raised an eyebrow as he glanced at the almost naked woman. He licked his lips seeing her rather lacy set of undergarments. Hidan, on the other hand, just had pants and boxers underneath. Kiyoko decided he was taking way too long and yanked his pants down. The Jashinist laughed as he pinned her to the wall.
"So eager…" He pressed his clothed length against her lower body and had to bite his lip to stop a groan. Kiyoko's eyes widened however and a soft gasp escaped her lips. "Let me help you feel my love."
Hidan hands cups her cheeks as he gently kissed her but soon his lips descended upon her neck and his hands explored the sides of her body. He brushed past her hips and she instinctively moved closer to him. His hands roved her back, gently massaging away the stresses of her life. She sighed in relief and rested her head in his chest as his hands made it to her bra clasp. She backed up to allow him to carefully remove the garment. "Why so gentle with that if you ripped my fancy and rather expensive wedding kimono?"
Hidan kissed the valley between her breasts as he looked at her. "As awesome as the kimono was, it was ruined by our blood anyway. Besides, I think I would like to see you wear this set of lingerie again." Kiyoko looked away as pink dusted her cheeks. "What are you embarrassed about? Your body is rocking." She smiled as she looked him in the eyes.
"Just… I am new at this." Hidan rolled his eyes.
"Me too remember?" She barely had the time to respond before he began kissed down her stomach and her knees buckled feeling the pleasure. He caught her and gently placed her on the floor while continuing his ministrations. He kissed down to the hem of her underwear and her eyes darkened. "Kiyoko-koi, your scent…"
She growled when he stopped kissing her and he sat up on his knees about to remove his boxers when she put her hands on his. He looked at her and nodded. She slowly removed his boxers and her eyes widened seeing his pride. She never imagined Hidan to be so… "You are a god…"
He rolled his eyes and was about to kiss her again when she grabbed his member. He threw his head back certainly not expecting her to do that. Her eyes widened not sure if she was doing the right thing but he whimpered at her touch. "Your touch…"
Partially reassured, she stroked him and was slightly encouraged when he tried to buck into her touch. She was nervous about what would or would not hurt him but a thought came to her mind. "You are a masochist right?"
He nodded and bit his lip as she squeezed him tightly. "As awesome as that felt, I really don't want my equipment damaged." Apologizing she kissed him softly on the lips and Hidan touched the hem of her panties. After she nodded, she removed them and Hidan leaned back for a moment.
"What are you doing?" He winked at her as he grabbed a kunai.
"Imprinting this memory forever in my mind." The pink dusting returned to Kiyoko's face as Hidan was about to cut his hand when Kiyoko grabbed the weapon. "What the hell are you…?" He moaned when she gently ran the blade down his arm, trails of blood spilling onto the floor. Her tongue followed the kunai as she stroked his arm with the blade earning more sounds of pleasure from the silver haired man. He grabbed the hand with the kunai and she raised an eyebrow. "I want you to know how this makes me feel." He started to draw the circle around them and Kiyoko tensed feeling the air saturate with power. He kissed down her neck and finding a spot that proved sensitive, he bit down.
She moaned feeling this teeth pierce the skin and the tongue lapping up the blood merely intensified the situations. She noted Hidan's skin start to change as his blessing from Jashin started to take hold. He looked at her in apprehension, not completely sure how she would take to his transformation but she smiled bemusedly and kissed him soundly on the lips while her right hand drifted down his chest. He held her and as he placed her against the symbol, he noted that her half lidded eyes would flutter in pleasure as she resumed her gripping of the kunai and sliced along his other arm. "This is totally… bliss."
Hidan decided that it was time and tossed aside the kunai, he held three fingers in front of Kiyoko. "I want to make this a good experience for both of us." She nodded as she took the fingers in her mouth. Hidan noted that she delicately nibbled them but a slight flicker in her eyes indicated that she felt the minor sensation. "Alright… If I go too far, don't hesitate to stop me; I don't want to hurt you or fucking scare you off." She snorted none too gracefully as Hidan gently prodded her entrance with one finger and slipped it in.
"Ahhhh!" Kiyoko bit her lip due to the intrusion but there was an underlying pleasure that she appreciated greatly. Hidan was going to stop but a very dark glare told him he would regret it so he continued. He added another finger this time and she arched in pleasure. "Fuck; Hidan!"
The kunoichi below him certainly felt pretty strongly about what her husband was doing as her nails, done up due to Tobi's insistence, dragged down his back. She felt a similar sensation but that was a minor throb compared to what Hidan was going through. Hidan's length was hardening painfully and he knew that unless the foreplay was done soon, he was going to burst but he knew that his bride still was not perfectly ready. He decided to insert the third finger and her she was very vocal about how that felt. She managed to get a hold of the momentarily discarded kunai and stuck it through his chest, making sure to twist the blade until it tickled his heart. "I thought I made it clear that we are done with the damn blade." She grinned cheekily and nuzzled him.
"Well… I cannot just leave you out on all the fun." He smirked and gently nipped her earlobe.
"Trust me… once this is done, we will have had loads of fun." Without further warning, he removed his fingers only to place something more dangerous yet more wonderful at her entrance. "If you want me to stop…"
"Stop and I will fucking kill you; you cannot do this to me and just leave." He raised an eyebrow and he slowly and tantalizingly pushed into her body. Any complaint had now vanished and the look of fulfillment gave Hidan an ego boost. Hidan smiled as he slowly entered her again but soon she began to thrust also, a sign that Hidan took to speed up and thus he did. Her cries and moans filled his ears like the most intoxicating music. He could tell by the way her body was clenching at his most intimate part that she was close. He pulled out almost all the way and quickly thrust towards the end filling the room with her scream of pleasure as she rode her orgasm out. Hidan felt his own bliss approach and managed a couple more thrusts before he also came. He slowly but gently pulled out of his wife while holding her.
END LEMON!
Just looking in her content, happy eyes he knew that this was the single best thing that happened to him. "Kiyoko-koi, I love you so much; I want you to know that if something does happen."
She scoffed as she looked up at him. He scooped her up in his arms and carried her to the bed as he slid next to her. "What could happen? We are immortal."