A/N: This is one of my personal favorites in the entire story, brought to us by the incomprable Legendary Legacy.

"Uzumaki Naruto versus Inuzuka Kiba!"

Kiba laughed at his believed good fortune. "Sweet! I just got a free pass to the finals!" The boy and his dog leapt over the railing to the battleground below.

Naruto, for his part, had no retort for Kiba's taught beyond an annoyed glare. His self-restraint quickly caught the attention of his teammates, who began wondering which of Naruto's 'personas' had taken control this time.

Naruto calmly, though arrogantly, walked down the stairway to where Kiba and Hayate were waiting. He stopped a mere five feet away from his opponent and stared, still without saying a word. Kakashi and Sakura were a bit unnerved, as they didn't know of any persona that didn't have some biting or quirky taunt for his opponent before he started fighting.

"Naruto versus Kiba," Hayate repeated, bringing his arm up. "Ready…be-"

Naruto cut him off by raising his own hand toward the proctor in a silencing manner. He gave Hayate a glare of disgust similar to the one he'd given Kiba. Then he raised his other hand above his head.

And a microphone dropped down from the ceiling, which he deftly caught. The lights dimmed and a spotlight appeared on him.

Kakashi and Sakura shared a look of confusion. It appeared Naruto had developed yet another one. But what terrible power would this one have?

Then Naruto spoke in a strong, grandiose voice that simply dripped with self-satisfaction. "Ladiiiies aaaand gentlemeeeen! This next match, is set for one fall! And since there seems to be no one competent enough to do it for me-" He punctuated that with another sneering glance at Hayate. "-please allow me…to introduce myself!"

"Oh come on!" Kiba growled. "Just cut the crap and lets get-"

"I weigh in tonight," Naruto continued, easily overpowering Kiba's voice with his own. "-at an ASTOUNDING ninety-two pounds! I hail…from right here in Konohagakure! I am the man, who is SINGLE-HANDEDLY changing the face of the Chunin Exams! I am..."

He took a very deep breath.

"MIIIIIIIISTAAAAAA-"

The force of Naruto's bellowing blew Kiba, Akamaru and Hayate off their feet. Everyone else in the vicinity began clutching their ears in pain.

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR-"

The arena began to quake. Windows were blown out.

"RRRR…NARUTOOOOOO!!"

Out in the Forest of Death, several deadly animals scattered from the resulting shockwave of Naruto's voice.

And then there was silent, and everyone in the area was wondering if they hadn't been rendered completely deaf by Naruto's 'introduction'. Kiba, Akamaru and Hayate slowly sat up, ears ringing and disorientated beyond all reason. And just as they made it to their feet and the first resonances of sound began making themselves heard again…

"NARUTOOOOOOO!!" The boy in orange roared again, mere centimeters away from Kiba's face. The vocal blast blew the boy backward several feet and into a total state of defenselessness. Not bothering to release the mic, Naruto stepped forward, wrapped his arm around the front of Kiba's neck, swept his legs out from under him, fell backward and slammed him face-first into the concrete floor. Kiba didn't move.

By the time the on-lookers finally recovered, Hayate had already declared Naruto the winner; not that anyone other than Naruto was able to hear him. And judging by the disgusted look he was giving the older man, he wasn't at all pleased with his lackluster victory announcement. So he lifted the mic to his mouth again.

"Ladiiiees and gentlemeeeen! The winner of the match-"

"Somebody take that damn thing away from him!" Sarutobi pleaded from his seat, hoping to hold onto what already diminished hearing he still had left.

As the rest of the jounin rushed the floor, trying to wrestle the mic away from The Loudmouth, Kakashi and Sakura made a mental note.

Purchase ear plugs. ASAP.

A/N pt 2: Alright, I figured I'd let you read that before I post the other part of my A/N. The other part is a minor complaint: I've been getting a fair number of reviews and PMs from people who want this to be a serious story. In a word: No. This will not under any circumstances become a serious story. For one, I can't see how it would be possible. Secondly, over 25 pages of this story are written, and we aren't going back to redo them.

Nothing is preventing you from trying to make a serious version of this. Go wild. I'll applaud the effort.

On a lighter note, I just wanted to let you know that the next part will be all original, and will take us back to the battle on the bridge.

Continuity Note: Mr. Naruto takes place directly after 'Let's Get Ready to Suck It'