Hi! It's a late start at school tomorrow so I can stay up as long as I want! Your comments aren't helping much but one really helped! Thx to you ppl or person. You know who you are! I'm acting emo to ma mom and she's getting pissed! Anyway here's your story!

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SLAP!

Mello's hand meet came across Matt's poor beautiful face! (Why?! :()

"Hey don't you know what personal space is!? What are you doing in my house? Who are you? Also you just don't come in to someone's house kiss anyone! Especially if their asleep you could give someone a heart attack! How could you even kiss someone that's asleep? That's like raping a 3 year old! Also what gives you the right to kiss me of all people!? Huh? Do you even know me…?" Mello yelled to Matt

'Wow she/he can sure talk a lot!' Matt said to himself while rubbing the poor cheek that got hit by Mello…

"…Also why are you in MY house? One last thing you're kinda cute!" Mello finally finished while hiding his face in utter embarrassment for he was blushing

"Sorry miss…" Matt said while getting up from that slap he earned earlier from Mello before

SLAP~!

"I'm a guy!" Mello said to Matt 'I think…' Mello then thought to him/herself "Sorry it's just you're in a dress." Matt said before…

PUNCH!

"Don't remind me! Also where did you get that Santa Clause costume?" Mello asked while remembering he was wearing a short dress that went up when he punched Matt and looking at what the newly cute guest in his house that kissed him while sleeping…

"Oh I'm taking every kid presents!" Matt said proudly.

"Cool any chocolate?" Mello questioned Matt "Yeah!" Matt said "Yay! Can you take me?" Mello asked forgetting the fact that Matt was still unknown to the chocolate addicted blond… -_-'(He doesn't care if a rapist comes in as long as there is chocolate!)

"Oh what's your name you angel?" Matt said to Mello while kissing Mello's hand causing Mello to blush madly! "It's Mihael Keehl but everyone calls me Mello!" The blushing chocolate lover said to the strawberry head "Mello. Well My name is Mail Jeevas aka Matt." Matt the gamer said to Mello the chocolate lover.

"Matt cool," Mello said, "any way why are you taking every gift from the children of Whyville?" "Because in the morning it's always loud and I can't do anything!" Matt said while taking out something from the bag of toys and candy…

"Here…" Matt said to the blond while handing him a chocolate bar…

"Thank you, Matt…" Mello said taking the chocolate and giving a small smile to the red headed gamer…

"It's nothing" Matt said taking out a game boy from the bag and sitting on the couch

Mello then sat down next to Matt and watched as he played Mario…

"Matt you jack ass~! Where are you?" Near said while running in to the house of the Yagami's or in other words Im a gay's…

By now it was 2 o'clock in the morning. Mello and Matt fell asleep in each other's arms…

But Near was pissed and stayed in the cold snow until now playing with an ornament from the house before until he remembered why he was outside in the dark and started freaking out cause he was outside alone in the dark!

But now is now so Near ran in to the house big deal!!!

Mello slowly opened his eyes only to feel Matt's hand slide down his dress… XP (Once u come to think of it he would have done it in really life for the fun of it and would have died but not here!)

Mello got up smirked.

SLAP~!

By now Near saw Mello the one thing he saw too much of Mello, when Mello got up he wasn't lady like and his pink underwear showed under his black dress…

Near the white dog/puppie/thing was turning red…

Mello looked at the now white Near and throw a pillow, lamp, table, Matt (lol), and picked up the white dog and threw it out the window!

Matt just awoke and the screaming of his friend/dog thing…

Matt sat up as Mello sat down opening a new chocolate bar…

"Um Mello what went through that window?" Matt asked the blond

"A huge fluffy ball!!" Mello answered Matt (he's hyper)

Near walked in to the house white (as always, lol!!) Matt looked at Near and then a Mello laugh at the lil thing…

It was morning now but Matt didn't care he just walked home with Mello and maybe shot Santa… But who cares!?

In the morning everyone was happie but the guy that Matt shot…

Mello stayed with Matt, Light and L stayed together, Mikami went crazy and shot Takada and himself, a girl named Misa came along and started stocking Light so L blew her brains out!!!

And that the crappy ending to this lil messed up story have a good night! No seriosely get the fudge outa ma room u lil kidz and go to bed or I'm gonna shoot Santy Clause out of the…

Ok ok we get it…

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Lol lookie at the endie!! I was hiper when this was done so there's ur ending! Oh and sorry it's late I've been grounded for a while and I will NOT be writing the next chaper for 'Love Me Ichigo' anytime soon…