Warning: this chapter contains sex. Practically from the beginning. So please, if you don't like, don't read (or if you want to spare yourself the horrible experience of reading slash written by me -.-).

Second try

"You know that this is kinda weird?"

D turned around surprised and looked at his lover inquiringly, leaning against one of the kitchen counters. It was Saturday, Leon had just come home and Dana was in her bed, having a midday nap. So D had decided that he wanted to bake a cake for Sunday, since Leon would be off-duty tomorrow, thanks to having done a night-shift the day before.

"What's weird?" he asked, turning back to weighing the flour.

Leon shrugged. "This here. I mean, I've been in your kitchen back when Chris was here, but you never cooked while I was there. It's somehow – dunno, as if we'd been a married couple for years." He grinned. "Well, according to Jill, we have been a married couple before we even met. 'Cause we started fighting like one right away."

D wanted to reply something and then found he was blushing furiously, much to his embarrassment. Married couple. How many times had he dreamed about that without ever expecting it to become reality?

"D? Why in hell are you blushing?" Leon chuckled and wrapped his arms around D from behind. The young kami stiffened and blushed even more when Leon's voice whispered right into his ear. "Are you thinking that we still have got to do the actual married stuff?"

"Leon!" D hissed, but didn't move. "We're in the kitchen!"

Again the blonde chuckled. "So what? You know, one needs a change every now and then before it gets boring."

Now that was too far. Determinedly D freed himself and returned to his cake. "I do not need a change," he replied icily. "I've had enough changes in the past months, thank you very much."

The silence behind him was pretty nonplussed.

"You mean – D, you don't mean that I – actually was your first, do you?"

The words made D wince, and of course Leon was too observant that he could've talked his way out of this anymore. "I was. Oh freak. D, please tell me I'm wrong here. Please tell me I'm not your first relationship."

The young kami concentrated hard on stirring the mixture. "I would be lying, Detective," he answered stiffly. "You know my history. Do you really think that I would give myself to any human if not for a good reason?"

He turned half to glance at the blonde. Leon was leaning against the counter again and his face expressed disbelief and unease.

"Well, I kind of guessed you weren't as experienced as you always act," he started hesitantly. "But I never actually thought you – that I – I mean, you weren't a virgin anymore when we slept with each other, were you?"

His voice held a pleading note, and for a second D considered telling him that he hadn't deflowered him. But he didn't want to lie to Leon, and, after all, it had been D's decision and not Leon's. "I was," he said and blushed slightly.

Leon stared. "You're kidding," he said at last, blue eyes absolutely unbelieving. D averted his face and hid behind the dark curtain of his hair.

"I am not, Leon," he said stiffly and tried to will the blood down again.

The blonde was so nonplussed he didn't even realise how embarrassed the kami was. It seemed his mind still had to work around that new piece of information. "Geez, D, it must've been awful!" he exclaimed, positively shocked. "Shit, your first time – and then that!"

The Chinese squirmed uncomfortably. "I assure you, it was not as bad as you think it was. Actually, I found it quite – delightful," he murmured and tried to look anywhere, but not into Leon's face. The blue eyes were searching his face carefully and he knew that by now the human had learned how to read his face, even if no one else would've noticed anything.

"No, it wasn't. Jesus, D…" Leon sighed deeply and raked through his hair. "I never wanted to fuck this up for you. I'm so sorry."

D was really uncomfortable by now, and he always became snippy when uncomfortable. "Detective, I was the one who seduced you, not vice-versa. I was aware that human males are not in their best shape when they are under the influence of alcohol, and I was willing to put up with it all the same. You can say that I got what I deserved, and since you've got not memories of it anyway, you should leave the decision about the quality to me as well."

But the blonde wasn't convinced. He still stared at D, clearly feeling everything but well. "You've got nothing to compare it to, for a first, if you were a virgin. And then you got pregnant, too. Good lord, your first time and I was drunk and got you pregnant… How could you even give birth to Dana?"

"She is my child as well!" D snapped. He was getting truly angry by now. Why couldn't Leon just let it be? He had enjoyed himself, even though the blonde apparently thought it to be some kind of crime that his 'first time' had not been an earth-shaking event. Really, why did humans fuss about that so much? Animals didn't care if it was their first or tenth time, they just followed their nature. Why should he expect to do it any different?

"I'm not as delicate as you always assume I am. If I may remind you, for about the thousandth time, I am responsible for everything. Not you. I. If I didn't have fun, it's my own fault. And let that be the end of it."

He turned away, fuming with rage, and blinked angrily. Why were there suddenly tears in his eyes? It couldn't be… why should he cry just because Leon talked like that? There was absolutely no reason for it…

Warm arms were slung around D from behind and a soft voice was murmuring in his ear. "D, I never want to hear that nonsense again. Never ever. Dana's here, she's a cutie, let that be the end of it as well. And I am sorry I screwed up, whether you think it's your fault or not. Let me make it up to you."

A shudder ran down D's spine. Suddenly there seemed to be too little air in the room. His body leaned into Leon's stronger body even though his mind wanted to escape his grip. But something in him had taken over control, just like on the evening he had conceived.

"D, baby, c'mon. It'll be better this time, I promise. Just let me do it, okay?" Leon's voice resonated in his body. The kami could feel it on his back and he arched slightly into the embrace, shivering again. He felt the blonde smile and his fingers started caressing the front of D's dress. "Just leave it to me, baby," he whispered, and, without any further warning, took D up and carried him to the bedroom. The kami wriggled around on his arms.

"Detective!" he complained. "We're not in a bad movie here! And I've got a cake to bake, and a shop to tend to, and Dana will wake soon…"

Leon chuckled, and the look in his blue eyes was enough to shut D up. "Dana can busy herself alone for some time, T-chan's probably going to finish that cake for you and the shop can wait a little while longer," he said and pushed open the doors to D's bedroom. "As to the bad movies, as far as I recall, you were the one watching them all the time, and also the one sighing and getting starry eyes at the happy end."

D's resistance was merely show, but he still acted insulted. "Why do you even think that I might want to sleep with you now?" he snapped, gliding from Leon's arms onto the silken bed sheets. The blonde shrugged and climbed up besides him, opening the first frog of his cheongsam.

"Dunno. Perhaps the fact that you did nothing to stop me?" he grinned and bent to kiss the slender white throat. D decided he had to find out more about his body sometime soon. How could it be that he wasn't able to resist the human's touch even though he'd been mad and embarrassed just a moment before?

"And the fact that you drank that strange-smelling tea this morning and wouldn't let anyone else get a cup of it," Leon murmured against D's skin. "And also the fact that you were pretty pissed when Dana stopped us two nights back…"

A shudder ran through D's body.

"You know, by the way you behaved, I couldn't guess that you'd only had sex once," the blonde continued, sounding slightly confused. "I mean, sure, you were shy and all, but it is kind of weird, this whole situation…"

"I still fail to see the weirdness," D whispered and, to calm his hammering heart, tugged at Leon until the human complied and slipped up again and kissed him deeply. And then opened his cheongsam frog by frog, gliding down along his body in the process, making D feel delighted and strange at the same time, because wasn't he supposed to give as good as he got?, but apparently Leon was not planning on letting him do anything, judging by the way he was holding D's hands pinned to the sheets. So the kami had not much other choice than arch up against his lover, relishing in the touches, feathery kisses and the way Leon's blue eyes gleamed whenever he looked up at him.

But suddenly the human stopped his ministrations and laid down besides D, tucking him tight into his arms. "If you really don't want to, we won't do it," he whispered, the hot air brushing over D's ear and throat. He hid his face in the curve of Leon's neck for a moment, trying to catch his breath again.

"What makes you think I do not want this?" he asked, breathing in deeply, catching Leon's scent and endeavouring it.

The blonde chuckled. "You just said it. And besides, you look pretty much as if you're afraid."

D's face caught fire. "I am not," he softly replied. "Not really…"

"'I'm not really afraid' looks different, D. C'mon, you think I'm gonna hurt you? Or do anything you don't want me to do?"

"No," the young kami mumbled, trying to find words to explain. "But – the first time – I – as you know, I am not experienced – I just did anything I thought would work – I had no real control over what I was doing…"

"You've got an autopilot for sex?" Leon held him away to be able to look at his face and D shyly averted his gaze. He didn't want to talk about the first night. "You know that's hot, right? Definitely, absolutely, without any doubt, damn hell hot… To have an autopilot for sex…" Each word was accompanied by a kiss on the neck, shoulder, chest, one of his nipples…

D arched against Leon, his breath speeding up again.

"You can't do anything wrong, baby, not as long as you're having fun," Leon murmured against his nipple, playfully catching it with his teeth, and D felt the last of his reluctance melt like ice in the sunshine. He wrapped one leg around Leon's body and tugged him closer, until he felt the fly of his jeans touch the silk of his own leggings. For a moment, he bit his lip, but then, you can't do anything wrong, and he allowed his hands to slip into the waistband of the jeans and under his boxers, and had the triumph of hearing Leon gasp for air for a second.

Then he very gently bit down on D's neck, and he skidded even closer, feeling Leon's chest work under his t-shirt. One of his hands left the jeans and tugged at the hem. "Take this off!" he ordered.

"Little domina, huh?" Leon teased, and lifted himself to take the shirt off, offering D ample opportunity to throw him over on his back, climb on top and leave a hickey right over Leon's collarbone. Satisfied, he smiled down on it. His. His very own, and he didn't plan to let Leon go again anytime soon.

"You are aware that you are to be held responsible for everything happening from now on?" he whispered, repeating Leon's words from their first night together. The blue eyes seemed to burn right into his skin and his body, setting it on fire, too. D smiled, and knew that though he wanted it to be suggestive, it was also tinted by a bit of shyness.

"You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen," Leon said roughly, his hands slipping under the silk of the gaping cheongsam and grabbing D's waist, hard. "Dammit, you're so thin – I can get you right in my hands…"

D narrowed his eyes to slits, purred. "You will not ever get me if I don't want you to, not even with both of your hands."

For a moment Leon's eyes widened in surprise at the reminder that D, though he seemed to be the dominated, was actually the stronger one here, and the kami feared he'd better not done that, had not reminded Leon of his otherness, but then the hands tightened on his waist and the blonde grinned slyly. "Bet I can," he whispered, tugging D down, just touching his lips with his own, stroking them with every word he spoke. "Bet I can get you, Count D, hide and hair alike."

The shudder that ran through the kami's body was so hard Leon thought the whole bed might shake with it, but then he started kissing him, and the shudders got harder and harder, and he didn't care anymore. Hell, if this bed had squeaking springs, at least they would know before they got to the real deal.

D's hands worked at his fly, opening it hastily, but Leon stilled his movements and instead tugged him down until D had to use his arms for support, and then he reached up, this time exploring with his mouth what his hands had come to know by now, the soft skin of D's chest, the way those sensitive nipples got hard and demanding when he touched them with his tongue and breathed over them. But the best were the sounds D was making. Leon had already noticed that his new lover seemed not to be able to be quiet when touched in certain ways, but he wasn't exactly loud – it was more soft purrs that came from the depths of his throat, and little "mmm"-sounds every now and then, or hasty inhalations when he touched a sensitive spot.

Then he looked up at D's face and thought he was going to have to rethink everything he knew about 'hot'. The kami had closed his eyes in bliss, his head tilted backwards, and his tongue was unconsciously tracing his lips.

"Oh my god!" Leon breathed, and tugged D down to kiss him with wild abandon, this time not protesting when he felt his fly being opened and the jeans slipping over his thighs. D's hands roamed over his chest, his face, through his hair while they kissed, sweet and hard at the same time. Leon got a good hold on the waistband of D's silky pants and the kami obediently lifted up to allow him to throw them to the side, and he rolled them both over, placing his knee between D's legs. Slow, slow, for god's sake. This wasn't as much D's second time as it was his first. He couldn't go too fast if he wanted this to be better.

So instead of continuing to grope D, Leon stroked his thigh tenderly, causing D's breath to hitch in his throat, then he leaned down and placed a soft kiss on the smooth skin of D's shoulder. The young kami shuddered and pressed himself closer, the leg slipping over Leon's hip and hooking behind his back. They were so close to each other, now, so damn close, and he just wished they could stay like that for a while even though his body was telling him that he was finally getting what he'd wanted for years and that he should take it, but this was so intimate, so sweet, lying here like this, just holding on to each other without doing anything.

D opened his beautiful mismatched eyes and smiled up at him so sweetly Leon's mouth went dry.

"I love you," he whispered and kissed his lover, his human, as thoroughly as he knew how, inching closer still. Distinctly he wondered if they would ever be able to disentangle their bodies again, but truth be told, he wouldn't care if he would have to stay entwined with Leon forever. He felt his lover tense up and heard him make a little almost desperate sound in the back of his throat when D started sucking on his tongue.

Leon tucked him even closer, and then his hand suddenly slipped between D's already spread legs, touching him again at the hidden spot. His fingers were warm. The kami tensed up, too. This feeling was new and delightful, careful in contrast to the wild, dazed intrusion the first time. But he trusted Leon – trusted him to do this good. He'd not hurt him the first time, in spite of his condition, he wouldn't hurt him the second time either…

The need for Leon built with every gentle touch, every kiss. Soon D had forgotten about being afraid, forgotten about thinking and was just feeling, almost unconsciously returning the caresses, clinging to his lover who was breathing hard, too, and tore his head away after a wild kiss. He for his part was almost dazed. D was so responsive, so pliable against him, and even though he knew this was only his second time, he seemed to know exactly where to touch Leon.

"Won't be going to last long if you continue doing that," he whispered, closing his eyes and trying to calm himself.

"You don't need to," D gave back, feeling as if he would die should Leon stop touching him now, and promptly guided him closer to prevent that. The blonde took a deep breath and opened his eyes again, searching the kami's face.

"You're sure you want this?"

D kissed him. "Damn hell sure, Leon."

If it hadn't been so breathless, the sound Leon made at that would have been a chuckle. But as it was, it just told D that he was apparently doing okay. Or rather, quite good.

He willingly complied when Leon rolled him over on his back, placing kisses all over his face. Sweet, delightful, careful, loving…

"Ou!"

Leon stopped at once, looking down on D's face in confusion and worry. "What's the matter? I – did I hurt you?" he panted, desperately hoping he hadn't, but knowing all the same what that little sound meant. D opened his eyes again, which he had kept firmly closed, his brow wrinkled in confusion, too.

"I – I don't know," he whispered and tried to feel inside. "It – it felt like that night – when you took me – just the same…"

The blonde tried very hard to think, but he couldn't come up with more than a baffled, "What?! But you're not a virgin anymore – I mean, Dana…!"

D nodded. "I know," he whispered and his hands started stroking Leon's back. He sighed softly, pleased by the feel of his lover's skin beneath his fingers. "Don't stop, Leon. Don't stop."

The blonde decided that in order not to hurt D any further he should perhaps try to make him really relax, so he leaned down and started kissing his throat again. The kami made soft noises, almost like a cat purring in the sun and his body lost its tension. When Leon was finished bruising his throat, he was moaning and his body offered no more resistance as the blonde carefully slid further in, rather the contrary. D's muscles seemed to pull him inside as if they couldn't wait to feel him completely, and he arched up, slender erection pressing against Leon's abdomen.

"Fuck," the blonde murmured and tried to catch his breath again. D was so tight, so hot, and he was making small movements with his hips, jerking them up a little and then slowly pulling away again, thus causing Leon to shiver all over. He moaned. "Stop it, D, stop it if you don't want me to come right now!" he panted into the kami's ear and was rewarded with fingernails scraping over the skin of his back, just enough to sting. His cock responded at once and jerked inside D. "Ooooh, you bastard!"

"One would really think you'd be more polite to me," D husked into his ear and grabbed his ass. Leon wanted to answer, he really wanted, but the feel of D's slim hands on his ass, squeezing him and pressing him inside this wetness even more made him forget any repartee he might have come up with. Instead he just moaned, much to the kami's delight.

"Considering that I am the mother of your child, and presently having sex with you, I mean," he continued, sounding slightly breathless. Leon decided that he really had to shut him up.

"It is, after all, only my second time and I don't think you are supposed to insult your… oooooh!" His head fell back as Leon pushed inside, hard. Forget about hurting D, as long as the guy could talk like that, he was perfectly fine.

"It's called 'dirty talk', D, and some people like it very much," he whispered into D's ear and pushed a second time, rendering the kami completely speechless. His arms sneaked around Leon's shoulders and he arched his back up to touch as much of his lover as possible. "Though I prefer not talking at all," Leon concluded, saw D's mouth open in a silent moan and decided he'd be good on his word.

Their tongues found each other, hungrily, battled for dominance without really wanting to win, just enjoying the fight as they'd enjoyed their many other fights. D made soft noises in the back of his throat as Leon slowed down his pushes, having succeeded in stopping him talk, and slid in and out in almost languid moves. He tensed up, clinging to Leon, scraping his nails over the blonde's back and winding his arms and legs around him.

It came silently, building slowly in both of them, and they held each other until the last wave had passed, thoroughly exhausted and happy. Nothing could be more right than lying here together, pressed together as tight as was possible…

Finally Leon wanted to roll down. But D wouldn't let him. He wrapped arms and legs around the body on top of his even more tightly and effectively forced the blonde to lay down on him. He did so, but felt uncomfortable. The kami was so delicate, so fragile and he felt so heavy.

"Stay right where you are," D murmured as if sensing his lover's thoughts. He shuddered pleasantly. "It feels so good – your body on mine, in me…"

Leon grinned and allowed himself to relax a little bit. He placed a kiss in the little hollow between D's jaw and throat and D mm-ed. His fingers painted invisible patterns on Leon's back while a deep breath heaved up his chest. It sounded utterly content.

"So, I guess this was better than first time?" the blonde murmured into his ear and took the lobe between his teeth to give it a tender bite. Again D shuddered.

"Yes. You made up for every mistake you ever made in your life, Leon," he purred and the human had to suppress an amused laugh.

"Glad I did it right this time." Then his brow furrowed and he propped himself up on his elbows to look at the kami. "I'm sorry I hurt you, though. What did I do?"

D's hands were still stroking his back lazily. "Oh, that. Well, I guess you're the first human in some centuries to deflower someone else twice," he answered.

Leon stared. "You are joking," he then said, absolutely unbelieving.

Now the kami opened his eyes and chuckled at the expression on his face. "I am not 100% sure, but I think I'm not. We will probably find some blood on the sheets if we look for it."

Leon's blue eyes searched his face, but they found nothing but honesty there. He cleared his throat. "D, you gave birth to a child. If you haven't lied to me about how you gave birth to Dana, then there's no way you still could've been a virgin."

D was busy gazing at his face and tracing his hand through his hair, and answered a little absent-mindedly. "Oh, there is, Leon. I didn't expect it either. But when my body returned to original state after I stopped feeding Dana, it must've returned to real original state, not only to being two genders in one."

He smiled right up into those blue eyes. "My grandfather said it would resume original state, but I didn't think it would do so literally. But as you know, we have a great capacity to recover, and giving birth is a rather important change to the whole body, other than simple sex. I guess grandfather didn't think I would ever find myself in a situation when it would be necessary to know and so he didn't mention I would become a virgin again after giving birth."

Leon shook his head and lay down on D again. "God, your species is weird," he murmured. D's smile widened.

"Perhaps," he answered. "But I am rather pleased that I was deflowered by you both times."

Leon chuckled into his shoulder. "Yeah, and this being only your second time, too. God, how many girls would give something to have a second 'first time'."

"I am not a girl."

"No, you're not," the blonde conceded and caressed D's cheek. "But that doesn't matter. You're just right."

The sweet smile he got for that told him he'd also done well in the talking department today. If they could go on like that, this here might work out after all.

Leon fervently hoped it would.

A/N: Oh damn, I don't only suck at writing children's books, I also suck at writing slash (more or less slash, since D's a half-girl). You know what, I'm just going to hide in shame, and you... uh, you... go and read Telanu or someone else who writes good porn, okay?

But, I've got good news: after a felt eternity of cursing and screaming with frustration I'm finally online again, meaning, I got a new computer! I'm not going to go into details how I got my hands on one... I'm definitely very skilled in repairing my bicycle chain now. And I also learned a lot about the set-up of my city. And about how to get off a street so quickly the bus won't hit you. I truly believe they're betting on how many students on bicycles they're going to get today...

Anyway, my exams are almost over, too, so I should be able to trigger a temporal search in the subspace continuum and recreate the same kind of time warp that brought us here in the first place... *hrm* Sorry. Too much Star Trek. I'm definitely so fucked up... See, that's what university does to people!

Anyway, like I promised, I will now set to work and reply to your reviews. Thank you all for them! :-)

BC: Popcorn is always a good idea, even if I'm not sure you're going to need it in this part of the story again... ;-P *hums* Plans in my head, plans in my head... now I only need the time to work them out *g* Uh, I had a suspicion before my laptop broke - I think it was Brazil? I'm so bad at geography I should be shot on the spot -.-