Narrator: Shinigami Live

With host, Miru Dakusei!

And special guest, Kuchiki Rukia!

Miru: Welcome t' Shinigami Live! I'm yer host, Miru Dakusei! Again, Ojou-sama don' own BLEACH.

Rukia: Uhh, what the heck is going on?

Miru: Oooh, goodie! I get t' torture Ojou-sama's li'l sis!

Rukia: -backs away- Get… get back, Hollow! I know Kido, and I'm not afraid to use it!

Miru: Oooh, feisty li'l sis ya go', Ojou-sama.

Rukia: I'm warning you!

Miru: R'lax, li'l sis. I ain' 'loud t' hurt ya on air. Tha's why Abekobekitsune be over there.

Rukia: You're still a Hollow!

Miru: Nope. -smirks-

Rukia: -shivers- Then what?

Miru: Primero Espada.

Rukia: Espada! My enemy!

Miru: Ugh, she's never gonna get i', Ojou-sama…

Rukia: I get that you're an Espada, and my enemy.

Miru: Espada, yes, enemy, no.

Rukia: What?

Miru: Primero Espada, spy fer Soul Society, originally th' inner Hollow o' one Kuchiki Hiza.

Rukia: Inner Hollow… of… Nee-san?

Miru: Hey, she's startin' t' catch on, Ojou-sama!

Rukia: Don't talk about me like I'm not here…

Miru: Oooh, how rude o' me. Why'd ya become a Shinigami, Rukia?

Rukia: For a better life. Renji's and my friends had all passed away, and we decided to become Shinigami to get out of Rukongai district 78.

Miru: Then how're ya a Kuchiki?

Rukia: A few years into the Academy and Nii-sama adopted me into the Kuchiki clan, allowing me immediate graduation and acceptance into the Gotei 13.

Miru: So, ya didn' complete th' entire training plan a' th' Academy?

Rukia: No, and I graduated right away, becoming an unseated Shinigami in the Thirteenth Division, back before Shiba Kaien passed away. -bites lip-

Miru: Wha' happened t' Shiba Kaien?

Rukia: He was… taken over by a Hollow. The only way to save him was to kill him. So I ran him through with my blade.

Miru: Tha' musta been hard fer ya, t' run yer Vice through, like tha'. Ya ever 'pologized t' his family fer killin' him?

Rukia: No, I'm afraid they'll hate me. Well, actually, I did apologize to his little brother, Ganju.

Miru: Why'd ya do tha'?

Rukia: Because I didn't want him to hate me for killing his brother, especially after he came with Ichigo to save me.

Miru: Wha'd he save ya from?

Rukia: They were going to execute me on Soukyoku Hill, for giving Ichigo my Shinigami powers.

Miru: An' why'd ya do tha'?

Rukia: So he could save his family when I couldn't fight, anymore.

Miru: -laughs as bell rings- Thanks fer joinin' us, once 'gain! Come back, next time, on Shinigami Live! Our next guest will be… Inoue Orihime!