Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach sadly.
"Hinamori fukutaicho." said the new 5th Squad taicho calling for his fukutaicho.
"Yes Kurosaki taicho." replied the fukutaicho hurryingly. Ichigo became taicho after the Winter War, since he was deemed a war veteran and the Gotei 13 was short of taichos.
"Hinamori what is this event on my agenda?" Ichigo said curiously while pointing to said event.
"Oh" Hinamori squeaked out staring at the paper, "That is Yamamoto sou-taicho's yearly Valentine's day event."
"Why do you guys have Valentine's Day here? I remember having it in the real world, but never thought of it here." Ichigo said rather disgustingly. Ichigo have always hated Valentine's Day because his old man would always ask if he became a man on that day and would sometimes even suggest girls. Also what Ichigo didn't know was that the girls brought up by Isshin were girls that volunteer themselves that had secret crushes on Ichigo, but he never knew. Also many thought that he was in love with Rukia so no one spoke a word because they knew how strong he is since he could beat up thugs and has the body that show it. So this is why Ichigo was never really seen with a girl around his arm in high school. But now back to the story.
"Well on one of Yamamoto sou-taicho's missions, he discovered Valentine's Day and thought it would be nice to celebrate in Soul Society, but of course he had to change it." Hinamori stated annoyingly.
"How badly did he change it?" Ichigo asked curiously while leaning forward on his desk with his elbows on the table.
"You don't know how badly!" Hinamori scrammed, but not so other people could hear. Ichigo go a little scared, because he never saw his calm and collected fukutaicho scream. "Well for the male taichos and fuktaichos anyway" she muttered in such a whisper that Ichigo had to sharpen his hearing just to get the word males.
"What do you mean for the male taichos and fuktaichos?" Ichigo asked in a menacing voice while leaning back into his chair with his arms crossed.
"Um," Hinamori said while swaying back and forth.
"Just tell me, taicho's orders." Ichigo said losing his patience.
Hinamori continued with "Well Yamamoto sou-taicho wanted his little holiday to be interested so he turned into a game. He said that the male taichos and fuktaichos have to ask someone to be their Valentine and kiss them in front of all of Soul Society." She finished with a little worry of what would her taicho respond when she told him the rest.
"It doesn't seem that bad. I just won't participate." Ichigo stated.
"All male taichos and fuktaichos must participate. Yamamoto sou-taicho's said that if you don't he would strip you of your rank. Many taichos and fuktaichos get scared of this so they get their friends sometimes, but it doesn't always work. It has been a tradition here seeing your squad taicho kiss someone else. And they also take a picture." Hinamori countered with the rest of the information.
"Why didn't anyone tell me this?" Ichigo screamed furiously.
"Yamamoto sou-taicho told us not to say anything. He wanted to play a prank on you since they're never any new shinigami. He wanted to wait till you read the agenda and then panic." Hinamori noted while walking to her desk to finish up some paperwork.
"That old prick," Ichigo said under his breath, "I'm going to go to the training grounds." Ichigo shunpo out of the 5th Squad office with Zangetsu on his back.
Hinamori decided it will be a good idea to finish the rest of the paperwork, since she had a feeling her taicho wasn't going to be coming back anytime soon. She was glad that he did most of the paperwork before her telling of the game. Hinamori could hear the sounds of attacks being launched from the 5th Squad training grounds and she had a feeling that it was her taicho releasing his anger.
Now you know what the game is. Please review. I need to see if I'm writing good enough.