Notes: Short ficlets about Niou and Kirihara
Title: Apple, puri.
By merissala
rated: T for some cussing
"What's that in your hand?"
Niou looked at his own hand... wasn't it obvious what it was?
"It's an apple puri."
"Oh...what are you going to do with it?"
Niou looked at his own hand again... wasn't it obvious what he was going to do with it?
"I'm going to eat it puri."
"Oh..."
Niou brought the apple to his mouth, opened it wide and just when he was about to chomp down, he noticed Kirihara staring at him intently, no blinking. It was some intense staring.
"What?"
"Nothing, I thought you were going to- nevermind."
"Going to what?"
"Well, if you look at it from this angle, it looks like a..."
"Like a...?"
"Just look yourself, I'll hold it."
Niou looked.
".... Akaya... if you're thinking that... that's fucking gross."
"Eh? Gross? What the hell are you thinking?
"Wait, what the fuck are you thinking of?"
"Nothing!"
"I thought of nothing also, puri."
"Alright, nothing of this... this..."
"..apple puri."
"Right Niou-senpai...apple."
So they decided that it was an apple Niou was holding and nothing more.
You don't really want to know what my friend thought this apple was.
puri- something Niou says after most things he says... like... Yanagizawa with his "dane?" after everything he says. (the duck guy from St. Rudolph) At least I think it's puri he says... it might be only in the manga.