Notes: Short ficlets about Niou and Kirihara
Title: Girlfriend
Characters: Yagyuu, Niou
By merissala
rated: T for some cussing
"Hey Haru, what happened with your girlfriend?" Yagyuu asked.
"What do you mean what happened?"
"She used to hang around us a lot. Now that she's not around, it's a bit odd. Did she dump you?"
"Che. Hell no. I dumped her."
"Oh, that's great."
"Great? In what way?" Niou leered at Yagyuu.
"Well, I like her. I was thinking I'd have to steal her away from you but now I don't have to."
"What the fuck Hiroshi? Like her? Steal her away?"
Yagyuu looked above his glasses, "What about it?"
"You're not supposed to go out with someone that your friend just went out with!"
"What are you talking about?" Yayguu raised his eyebrows.
"It's like an unwritten rule between friends, if I go out with someone and then we stop dating, you're not allowed to date her. Duh."
"I've not heard of this. Wait. I have. Haru, we're not girls. That's what they do, has nothing to do with us."
"What? You're saying I'm a girl now? The fuck Hiroshi..." Niou rambled and fumed.
"I should be saying that. It's like you're a girl on her period and pmsing profoundly. Seriously, stop it."
"........... am not."
This is pretty much a rambling place for me. :)