Explanations Chap. 5

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Choney sat on the couch, hands in his lap and staring at Sakura anxiously.

"To make the long story short, I got geared up and made sure I was the last person on the train because Tony told me there were men hiding up in the trees near the carriages so I slipped unnoticed there. Once the carriages were gone, as if on cue, I was being shot at. I jumped from tree to tree until I reached Hogsmeade. I got shot at from the Shrieking Shack and they told me Cornwall was in the Forbidden Forest. Went in and killed for a fragment of the Stone Dais and then I ran all the way here while this motherfucker who thought he was so smart tried to kill me. Yeah…"

"That was long, not short!"

"Guess what, I have to work with Draco-fucking-Malfoy since he knows the whereabouts of some of some of the artifacts." Sakura groaned.

"Lucky bitch. I'd love to work with him." A mischievous look was in his eyes.

"I don't wanna know." Sakura was shaking the mental image that formed in her mind.

"You're such a perv, you know that?"

"You're a sex-obsessed homo."

Choney gasped. "Don't be hatin'. Just because you can't get laid don't take it out on me."

"I so too can get laid! I have the perfect body, have charm, I'm filthy rich and I play hard to get which men ABSOLUTELY love." Sakura was posing sexily.

Both friends laughed. It has been a while since she felt that kind of happiness.

"Artifacts hidden at Hogwarts, interesting. I wish I could go but I think I'm not as athletic as you are Sakura."

"True. I'm a quick climber and not fazed by heights."

"I swear, I can't believe you climb without climbing gear!"

"I like to travel light."

Choney shook his head. "I swear that'll be the cause of your downfall(pun). What is it with you and deathtraps?"



"Ask the ancients. Ask them why they were fascinated with deathtraps. They're the ones that built them."

"Wonder why."

"And you somehow manage to evade and love death?"

"Duh, otherwise I wouldn't be alive." Sakura replied in a matter-of-fact tone. "Besides I believe the ancients were obsessed with death traps."

"I understand that tomb raiders like myself, were quite abundant in the ancient days so they built death traps in the tombs. Also, sacrifices to the Gods were held tradition in some cultures so yes, ask the dead why they love death traps."

"I swear, you're such a nerd when it comes to history."

"They call me a history major for nothing, Choney. Besides, history is never accurate."

"Just like you. You're impulsive instead of calculating."

"And you're a sex crazed homosexual."

"And you're going to be a virgin for the rest of your life. At least I have sex. You don't know what you're missing." Choney made a feminine hand gesture.

"Please no details. I don't want to taint my pure innocent mind." She said playfully.

"LOL Pure mind my ass. You're such a perv!"

"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm the most behaved." Sakura made an innocent face.

Both were laughing hard; clutching their stomachs; tears going down their eyes.

"I miss this. Just like old times." Choney wiped the tears from his eyes.

"I don't." Sakura said pretending to revert back to her serious self again.

Choney faked a hurt expression. "Oh no, I think my sister is a tomboy." Choney said dramatically, putting the back of his hand on his forehead.

"Want to switch bodies?"

"Really?" Choney eyes lit up.

"Sure." She said with fake enthusiasm. "Let's make an appointment at St. Mungos."

"Let's"



"On second thought, I'm going to miss my perfect breasts and body. Along with having a vagina; I don't know how I'd live having a dick." Emphasis on the perfect.

"Aw, my hopes and dreams have been crushed. Thanks a lot Sakura."

"Aw, did I hurt your ego?" she cooed. "Oh, I forgot, you're a guy."

"I hate you." He pouted.

"I know you hate me. I hate you too. Why does best friend have to be gay?" she said purposefully loud on the last sentence.

"I'M RIGHT HERE!"

"Where?" She looked around.

"In front of you." Tapping his foot angrily.

"Hi table." Sakura loved getting on Choney's nerves.

Choney glared while Sakura laughed.

"Hi. I love you." She said innocently.

"Don't act all innocent Lady Croft."

She transformed her slacks into a skirt and sat on her knees, legs spread apart a little to show her white lacy knickers. Sakura gave an innocent look with her index finger on her bottom lip.

"Oh, I'm such a naughty girl." Sakura said in a half innocent half sexy voice.

Choney was silent. He forgot what he was mad about. He forgot Sakura was VERY SKILLED in seducing men and felt his pants tightened. Sakura smirked and changed her skirt back into the slacks she wore earlier.

"You looked a tad flushed, you feeling alright?" giving Choney a concerned look even though she knew he was aroused. 'The innocent schoolgirl thing always does the trick.'

"I'm gonna go back to the dorm and take a shower." Choney ran his hand through his hair.

"You do that. It's hot in here don't you think?" and she unbuttoned a few buttons on her buttoned up blouse to show a little cleavage.

Choney left quickly wondering why he was aroused by his best friend. Sakura clenched her hand in a fist and uppercut the air and pulled it back toward her hip. She took a quick shower and changed into black silk pajamas. She cast a drying spell on her dark brown hair and snuggled in her king bed. The next day Sakura would explain to Draco that they had to work together, unwillingly.



A/N: The romance will come around… soon. I think it will be in the double digits. I love Sakura, I wish I was like her. OMG I get to drive soon! I'm so excited! Sorry guys if I can't regularly starting next week since I have school and I'm going to be a HS junior. Well ja ne! Till next time!