If You Were Gay Chap. 9
This chapter will be short just to warn you. I still have a lot to write, sorry I haven't been keeping up much, I have so much HW its driving me nuts!
"Before I used to be ruthless when gathering artifacts. I always wore black and the victims described me as beautiful as a rose before they died. Even locals said the same." she took out a black rose. "A secondary reason would probably be because I shower black petals over the victim's body gleaming in the moonlight."
"You sound more like an assassin than a treasure hunter or archaeologist." Blaise leaned cautiously close to Sakura.
"Want the kiss of death?" Sakura's face was a little closer to his.
Blaise scooted away quickly. Sakura laughed.
"Just kidding, you won't die. Trust me." Sakura approached Blaise like a sexy lioness and kissed Blaise on the lips.
Before Blaise could even kiss her back, she pulled away and straddled his waist with a kunai against his throat.
"Am I really worth dying for?"
Blaise gulped and had fear written all over his face. Draco and Choney held on to each other, scared.
"Oh god!" Draco pulled away.
"What? Are you afraid of being gay?"
Choney started to sing "If You Were Gay" from the Broadway musical: Avenue Q
If you were gay
That'd be ok
I mean cuz hey, I like you anyway
Because you see, if it were me
I would feel free to say I was gay
But I'm not gay
"I'm not gay!" Draco said furiously.
If you were queer
I'd still be here
Year after year
"Gross."
"Shut up mate."
And I bet that you would accept me too
If I told you today, "Hey guess what I'm gay"
But I'm not gay
"I wouldn't accept you even if I was gay."
I'm happy just being with you
"I'd rather Blaise sing!" he picked off where Choney stopped.
So what would it matter to me what you do in bed with guys
"Blaise, that's wrong!"
"No its not!" Choney and Sakura said together.
If you were gay
I'd shout, "Hooray!"
"Hooray!" Sakura said happily.
And here I'd stay
"La la la la."
I wouldn't get in your way
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
You can count on me
To always be beside you everyday
To tell you it's ok
You were just born that way
And as they say it's in your DNA
You're gay
"I AM NOT GAY!"
If you were gay
Everyone laughed except for Draco, obviously.
"Are you gay?"
"NO!"
"Drake, stop denying it." Blaise teased.
"What do I have to do to prove I'm not gay?!"
"Kiss a girl." Choney looked at Sakura.
She shrugged her shoulders. In fury, he grabbed Sakura and forced his lips on hers. Her eyes widened.
"Cover up!" Blaise said in a sing song voice.
Upon hearing that comment, Draco forced his tongue in Sakura's mouth. To make it easier for herself, she wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him back. They got SO lost in it, they forgot their friends were there.
"Ahem." Blaise cleared his throat.
"Ha, how's that?" Draco said triumphantly.
"Alright, I suppose." Sakura said nonchalantly.
"ALRIGHT?!" Draco balled up his hands into a fist. "I'M THE BEST KISSER IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL!"
Sakura kisssed Blaise again and this time, he let him kiss her. Both were great, but she liked Draco's better, but she will never admit that to him. It will be her deep dark secret.
"I say, Blaise is better." Sakura smirked.
Draco stormed off pissed.
A/N: I thought this was short. Well my other chapters are short. I need to work on cliff hangers. Need to ask MoGo. Hope you liked this chapter. PLZ review this and my other stories.