Disclaimer - The rights of Total Drama Island and its characters belong to Teletoon, Cartoon Network, and all those associated with the show. No profit is being made by this fanfiction. Credits to songs to their original writers and performers. I'll keep updating, because I'm not yet dead.
Author's Note - I did warn you people I'd be doing more parodies. It's hard to find enough jokes about fake ninja fighting, so I gotta fall back on what I know (but I do that, that's gonna be a hard, painful landing, yuk yuk).
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Replies to Questions and Comments:
lizark790 - I wrote the alternate lyrics, the original song is TDI's.
Calisun8 - Courtney isn't a bad person here, but she is pretty darn harsh. Don't worry, things will get better (but they will get worse first), and if you're still not happy, there is much Courtney (and Duncan) here at Fanfiction Net.
Mappadouji - "Believe it" is the overused phrase of Naruto in the American dubbing. From what I gather of fans and Naruto Abridged, they way overdo it.
ReaperXIII - And I feel like a bigger heel because I hadn't reviewed your story too. But now I have, so we're both good!
Amaya Uchi - Noah and Cody might end up friends during this story, but as far as them being paired up, Cody's far too into girls here. To be honest, I haven't thought much about that pairing yet, but hey, love at first horrified scream isn't too bad. Hehe.
And now, on with the show!!
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Opening Theme!
(The opening theme starts. The lights swing up, only to be sliced down by katana blades. The gopher that pops up on the camera ninja-kicks it back down, while the squirrel kicks the second camera out of its tree.)
(The view shoots through the campgrounds, nearly hitting Chris, who is dressed in a black ninja garb with no mouth cover. All of the people in the theme song appear like this.)
(It goes up the 1000 foot cliff, then plummets into the water. Owen is swimming from a shark, who is wearing a ninja face mask, when he releases a stink bomb underwater . It doesn't work, so he farts and the shark swims away. A fish dies and floats to the top.)
(Bridgette and Geoff are sitting on her surfboard, the surfer gal twirling a ninja's shiv coyly. The fart gas and dead fish come up, and the two lovers look horrified. An eagle, wearing a ninja face mask, picks up the dead fish with a katana blade in its talons. As it flies off, the fish slides off the katana.)
(Dead fish plummets down to DJ, who is surrounded by his animal friends. When the dead fish lands, the animals cling to him. Screaming in terror, DJ performs many flips and jumps as he flees the scene.)
(Duncan sees this and laughs. Courtney glares at him, shaking her katana blade like a scolding finger, which causes Duncan to frown.)
(Pan through the trees to a waterfall. Leshawna and Heather are battling furiously with katana blades on the raft until it goes over the edge. It pans down to Harold on a log in front of the waterfall... doing exactly what he was doing in the regular opening. Leshawna and Heather, still swinging at each other, fall past him.)
(Izzy swings on a steel rope, hitting Harold and sending them swinging to camp. They slam into the outhouse, knocking out Lindsay. Her pink panties are revealed, and her ninja stars go scattering everywhere.)
(Pans into the kitchen. Chef is brewing poisons, then he glares over at Noah and Ezekiel, who are tied up. The two look nervous, then Zeke pulls out a smoke bomb and drops it; they disappear when the smoke clears.)
(Pans over to Tyler and Eva fighting with katana blades. Eva easily disarms Tyler, and the jock holds his hands up in pitiful surrender. The camera pans outside.)
(Katie and Sadie are giggling and twirling bamboo staves, watching Justin on the beach. The handsome model is grinning at his reflection in the katana blade. He looks to the side, admiring his reflection in his other katana blade.)
(Camera pans down the beach. A fish jumps out of the water, chased by a shark. The fish pulls out numchucks and smacks the shark away. The seagull with a soda pop wrapper around its neck sees the Kraken tentacle, then removes the soda pop wrapper with its wing and slices the tentacle in two.)
(Pans to the Dock of Shame. Beth steps back, twirling her katana blade around wildly. She tosses it in the air, and it slowly turns to night.)
(Heading down, the campers are all gathered around a campfire. Gwen and Trent stare longingly at each other, then Cody ninja-pops up between them, startling them as he puts his arms around their shoulders. He grins as the camera pulls back to reveal the sign: Total Ninja Island!)
Chapter 16 (Day 05, Part 2) - Izzakura, the Psycho Hose-Ninja
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Chris looked over at Chef. "Um... did someone use Photoshopping on our opening credits?"
"Don't know what you're talking about, buddy," Chef said, shrugging and hiding a poisoned shiv behind his back.
Lindsay stared at him, smiling as usual. She looked over at DJ, who was staring down at the floor in shame. Katie was resting against his side, her hair frizzled.
"What's the score?" Lindsay asked.
"Let me sum that up for everyone who blanked out for a minute there," Chris said, chuckling, "though honestly, I cannot think why you'd look away from this action. Haha, ya lax weirdos are probably just going to watch it on YouTube later, I know it.
"Lindsay, DJ, and Katie have been eliminated. So far, the Bloody Water, Harold's clan, is in first as far as points go, while Midnight's Glare, Cody's clan, is in third. There is still time for a comeback, so keep watching and cheering!"
(Confession Cam - 24/7.)
Chris Maclean - "I'd like to state for the record that you may have seen some similarities between the dialogue of the campers and some other ninja-related pop culture shows. Let me say none of this was intended, was completely accidental, and in no way is meant to provoke a lawsuit. It's all coincidental, trust me."
Chef Hatchet - "Chris, I look forward to killing you soon."
Izzy and Harold were dueling, slicing and slashing at each other. The crazy girl continuously hissed and snapped her teeth at him. The jacketed nerd managed to dodge the wild assault, then he managed to hit Izzy. The girl cried out, laughed, then collapsed.
"Gosh, you get on my nerves," Harold spat at her. "This is the fifth time you've come after me. Why do you hate me so?"
Izzy shrugged as she lay on the ground. "I dunno, I just like hitting you, is all."
Harold shrugged back at her, then leapt off. Izzy struggled to get up on her feet, when the bushes behind her rustled. She twirled around, her pink hair whipping around her head.
Heather came out, singing a song that had no rhythm and non-rhyming lyrics. At least, they would have been lyrics if her tongue wasn't numb.
"Blo froo shoo yin'ant! Du shidnant skray flee wunt ploo row teeeee...," the ravenhair sang, wobbling as she warbled.
Izzy raised an eyebrow, then twitched it. "I love that song," she hissed, "and you're ruining it!"
She smacked Heather with her electric sword, sending the queen bee down. She sulked off as the ravenhair babbled more.
Ezekiel was humming a tune to himself as he walked through the forest. He didn't mind that he was doing a little poorly. Every point he had lost had been by Bridgette, and not because she or Tyler had properly surprised him.
Just that every time she showed up in that skintight outfit, Ezekiel felt lightheaded and woozy. Then as he chastised himself mentally for thinking this about someone else's girl, he was battered down. He kept telling himself that next time would be different, but four times had proved to be a difficult pattern to beat.
While he tried to formulate a plan to survive the next way to survive Bridgette's next attack, Chris's voice came on the loudspeaker after a sharp feedback. "Attention camper-ninjas," he said, "Tyler of the Bloody Water Clan has been defeated. Carry on."
Ezekiel shrugged, glad that Bridgette didn't have her surprise ambusher with her. He couldn't help but feel like something was terribly wrong about this.
The shrubbery in front of him rustled just before Duncan leapt out at him. The country boy leapt to the side, holding his sword out to clothesline the criminal with it. With a sharp cry and an electric burst, Duncan hit the ground twitching.
Dashing away, Ezekiel almost tripped over Bridgette, who was shivering in a ball on the ground. The surfer girl, back in her normal clothes, looked relieved when she saw the prairie boy.
"Oh thank God," she gasped. "Zeke, when Tyler was eliminated, he had to leave the forest because of the rules!"
Ezekiel blinked. He knew Bridgette had a phobia for being left alone in the forest, but he had the feeling it was a trap.
"This isn't a trap or anything," she assured him as she stood up. "I mean... he was forced to leave, I don't blame him... I was so scared..."
She approached Ezekiel, who took a cautious step back. Bridgette realized, despite her fear, that it could be seen that she was setting him up for a trap.
"Okay, I understand how this could be interpreted," the surfer gal replied. "I know this is asking for a lot, but could you... just... here!"
She sat down at one side of a large tree, then looked at him. "You could sit down on the other side of this tree, just until one of my teammates show up.
"Then I run for my life, eh?" he said, smirking.
"I'm really sorry," she said, looking down at the ground. "I have to get over this phobia."
"Well," Ezekiel said as he sat down on the other side of the tree, "I think it would be impossible to conquer a phobia if you did it while people kept leaping out attacking you, eh."
Bridgette nodded, letting out a long sigh of relief. She stared up at the sky.
"Katie insinuated that you have a crush on me," Bridgette was thinking, listening to Ezekiel breath on the other side. "I want to ask you if that's true, but I don't have the heart to tell you that Geoff and I are very close.
"Wawanakwa Island has been so weird. I used to hang out with guys all the time, and I was practically one of them. I came here, and I'm a girl suddenly."
"Bridgette?" Ezekiel asked, breaking her thoughts.
"Y-yeah?"
"You ever think this is worth it, eh? This show?"
"What do you mean?"
Ezekiel shrugged, drumming his free hand against his knee. "Well, you think what we do is worth it? Humiliation, pain, fear, life-threatening danger, and all soor'ts of other things, eh."
Bridgette hummed in thought, tapping the handle of her sword. "Sometimes I think so. I certainly thought so that first talent show when I puked. I kept thinking about how I had destroyed my dignity in front of all the viewers, my parents, and my friends."
"Yeah, I felt pretty bad for you, eh. That's why I wonder if this is all worth it, not to mention Chris enjoys watching us suffer."
"There is one great reason for stay, which is what Gwen told me."
"What's that, eh?"
"Making sure Heather loses."
They shared a laugh, then the prairie boy said something that startled her. "Ever wonder how she turned out the way she did, eh?"
"I actually don't care that much," Bridgette said with a shrug. "There's no excuse for her behavior. She purposefully hurt people, she tried to sabotage relationships, she insults us with every other insult, and she uses nice people."
"Her parents must be really low-down, eh," Ezekiel remarked. "It's not likely she turned out this way if they were good people."
Bridgette looked around the tree, seeing him partially. "You seem curious to know. Why?"
"I dunno. I just wonder what makes her such a spiteful person, eh."
The surfer girl shrugged again. "Zeke, I know this is mean, but I really don't care about her. She's so egotistical and mean-spirited, I want to vote her off and never see her again."
Ezekiel opened his mouth to reply, but closed it. There were a couple minutes of silence, then the loudspeaker came to life with feedback. "Attention, camper-ninjas," Chris's voice blared overhead, "Heather of the Midnight's Glare Clan has been eliminated. No attacking her." He continued to talk, though it was obvious he had forgotten to hang up. "Owen, could you go fetch her? She's still goofy from that electric shock to the head that Beth gave her."
"Aw, come on," Owen whined, his voice far off. "I wanna watch the ninja fighting! Look, Gwen and Justin are fighting!"
"C'mon, big guy!"
Lindsay's bored sigh could also be heard. "Most of them are just walking around. Look, Zachary and Belinda are just sitting down next to each other."
"Ooo, what are they talking about?" Katie asked, giggling. "I knew he had a crush on her!"
"Guys, c'mon," DJ's voice could be heard next, as Bridgette and Ezekiel turned bright red. "It's not nice to spy on people and... aww, how cute, they're blushing!"
"He likes her," Katie squealed, clapping as well. "I knew it! Why are they facing away, though?"
"They seem upset about something," Owen remarked. "Maybe they're uncomfortable with what you guys are saying."
"They cannot hear us, you big lug," Chris said, chuckling.
"Yes, they can, you left the intercom on." There were a few seconds of silence, then Katie started to say, "Oh shi-" before the intercom was cut off suddenly.
Ezekiel and Bridgette, still red in the face and huddled up, took a couple minutes before talking. "Well," the prairie boy said, breaking the tension, "want to go find some rocks to hide under?"
"I'd like to do that very much right now."
"Bridgette and Zeke, sitting near a tree," Izzy sang loudly, parading around happily. "K-I-S-S-"
She was attacked from behind by Eva, who let the crazy girl twitch on the floor. The fitness buff stormed off, furiously snarling.
"Bridgette, you're fooling around while we fight the enemy?" she snarled. "I'll get you for this!"
She was attacked from behind by Beth, who managed to stun the fitness buff. Beth was struck from behind by Cody, who was hit by Trent, who was swiped by Courtney, who was shocked by Harold, who was zapped by Duncan, who was sliced by Noah, who was cleaved by Justin, who was slashed by Gwen.
The goth girl looked at the ten teenagers on the ground, sighed, and walked off. "Carry on, camper-ninjas," she replied, imitating Chris's voice.
The ten teenagers all rose up, shouting unique battle cries.
"For the Possum Scouts!"
"For juvie!"
"For you, Gwen!"
"For necromancers! For kobolds!"
"Thor Big Bertha!"
"For robots, everywhere!"
"F-tang, f-tang, whaaaa-cha-cha-chaaaaa!"
A handsome grin.
"For crunches!"
"Oh for goodness sakes, those are the lamest war cries I've ever heard-"
Courtney was the first to be struck as she complained about their war cries. Swords clanged, teenagers were shocked, and madness was this (regardless of where they were).
Bridgette and Ezekiel could hear the wild ninja fighting, though the loudest thing was Izzy's screams of "F-tang f-tang," "Izzy slash," and "GET OVER HERE!"
Gwen approached them, seeing the surfer girl and prairie boy sitting at opposite sides of a tree. "Mind if I join you?" she asked.
"Go right ahead," Bridgette said, smiling at her goth friend.
The fighting continued, and Ezekiel started to him as the f-tang'ing and ninja'ing became rather amusing to listen to. He began to mutter a few of the words.
"Whacha singing there, Zeke?" Bridgette asked.
"Oh dear...," Gwen said aloud. She looked directly at a camera that was poking out of a tree, and smiled. "I think I smell a song coming!"
With the Ninjas
Parody of "In the Navy" by the Village People, (because YMCA doesn't work well enough)
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Where can you fight demons
chop and slice and cleavin'
bloody, gory, carnage bliss?
Where can you begin to
learn to kill Cthulhu
and avoid succubi's kiss?
Where can you learn to dodge
fists, bullets and hodgepodge
Haha, they always miss!
Go and pull out their spine
Dare to cross that thin line
Hey, it's good for Chuck Norris!
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With the ninjas!
Yes, you can wield the seven blades!
With the ninjas!
Yes, we're more deadly than grenades!
With the ninjas!
Come on now, retail is so bland!
With the ninjas!
So why don't you lend us a hand?
(The sound of a sword slicing, then "OUCH!")
With the ninjas!
Come on, we'll kill a samurai!
With the ninjas!
It's either do or don't or die!
With the ninjas!
Come on, we got ninja pie!
With the ninjas! With the ninjas!
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They want you, they want you
Ninja chicks are deadly cute!
If you like to thrill 'em
you'll learn how to kill 'em
with a fork or a scythe!
Because in the shadows
Quiet as the meadows
You've got deadly poisoned knives!
Dragons or a devil
it's all on the level
and the dental care is nice.
You will have the game to
proudly yell your name to
your foe while you take their life!
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With the ninjas!
Yes, you can right the civil wrong!
With the ninjas!
Yes, it's better than playing Pong!
With the ninjas!
Come on now, people, ring the gong!
With the ninjas!
Mow them down like you mow your lawn!
With the ninjas!
Come on, protect your honor now!
With the ninjas!
Like saber cat, you will prowl!
With the ninjas!
Because right now, you fight like cow!
With the ninjas! With the ninjas!!
Ezekiel's song was cut off when Chris shouted over the intercom. "Attention, camper-ninjas... ummm..."
They could hear papers rustling, then the host cleared his throat. "That was an awesome ninja fight! Boy, I sure hope you were watching that rather than listening to Ezekiel sing!"
(Confession Cam - Rarely does one sings in here.)
Ezekiel - "Chris, you fink! And hey, it's not my fault the cameras were focusing on me, eh!"
"The following people have been eliminated from the game: Noah, Eva, Trent, Beth, Justin, and Courtney. That doesn't leave much of you, so look alive, ninjas! Go finish off a team to win this game!
Duncan and Cody ran into the small clearing, their eyes resting on the three sitting under the large tree. Ezekiel let out a loud yelp and darted out of there, while Bridgette jumped into some nearby bushes.
"You missed a hell of a battle back there, Gwen," Cody said, beaming. "I managed to get three opponents with one swing."
"And me," grumbled Duncan.
Cody chuckled nervously. "Sorry about that. But dude, the way you used that tree stump and the dandelion to your advantage... that was wicked!"
"I like how you managed to parry some of them, then leapt forward and strike their back with your sword. Nice style with flair, dude."
"It doesn't compare to how you used your eyebrow piercing to distract them and then carve a whole lot of hurt into their world."
"Oh now, the way you used cartwheeled off Eva, grazed Justin with the tip of your sword, then bring it down on Noah... just wow, dude. I have new respect for you, complete and utter respect."
"Incredible fight, wasn't it?"
"Incredible fight, yeah."
"Sure hope they taped it, seeing as to how Izzy used a camera as a weapon at one point."
"If they didn't record any of that, the world has lost it's best action scene ever."
Gwen, who was standing now, was listening to them jabber when she heard a high-pitch catapulting towards them. Izzy came in swinging in on a vine, bellowing like the wild child she was.
She swiped at Duncan, electrocuting the criminal and sending him down to the ground; his green mohawk had never stood up as much as it had after today. Izzy leapt down on the ground and grinned wickedly. She charged at Gwen, managing to land a blow on Gwen before Cody stunned the leader of the Earth Spirits.
Cody didn't see Ezekiel come up from behind, but Harold managed to stun to prairie boy before he attacked. Harold and Cody then began to fight, exchanging legendary taunts at their opponent.
"Newb!"
"Uber-failure!"
"I rofl at your wofl!"
"Lrn 2 fight!"
"Omg, u suck!"
"U sir, r a noob, greater than - colon - left parenthesis!"
Bridgette leapt out from her hiding place and struck Cody from behind. Gwen came out and struck Harold from behind. The two girls fought each other, and struck each other in front.
Ezekiel and Izzy, having recovered, backed off long enough for their opponents to do the same. The prairie boy managed to land another hit on Duncan, while crazy girl began a fierce fight with Harold.
Pretty soon, the seven remaining camper-ninjas were reduced when Duncan was called out, then Ezekiel.
Izzy began shouting, "F-tang, f-tang," over and over, even when she wasn't swinging her sword and even when she was shocked. After one more blow from Harold, the pink-haired girl hit the ground, muttering, "When f-tanging isn't enough..."
The loudspeaker boomed overhead. "Attention, camper-ninjas! The game is over! Please will all of you head outside the forest, and gather up so we may announce the winner, the loser, and the team who... well, did okay, I guess!"
"Well, did we all have fun being ninjas for a day?" Chris asked the campers as they gathered up in front of him.
"Ras, shue kanno defoot hooger," Heather shouted, now seated in a wheelchair for her own safety. The queen bee was still goofy, her tongue hanging out like a tired dog. All of the campers were taking great delight in seeing her like this.
"That's nice, Heather. Well, we've tallied up the points for your teams," Chris said. "First off, it is official... the Earth Spirits have lost."
Izzy tried to commit hari-kari, but her blade was not sharp enough, and the electric shock had been deactivated. While she tried to swallow her sword, she heard Chris continue.
"However, it looks like we picked the right person to be leader of the ninjas," Chris said, a proud smile on his face. "Izzy, you scored the most points. Therefore, you have immunity!"
Izzy started to choke on the fake sword from the sudden news. Ezekiel quickly pulled it out of her mouth, while the pink-haired girl's gag reflex kicked in and she puked on the grassy floor.
"That was really cool," she said, grinning wickedly once again.
"Yes yes, please go wash before the marshmallow ceremony," Chris requested, staring first at her puke-stained mouth, then at her vibrant pink hair. "As far as points go, the Earth Spirits are, from highest to lowest: Izzy, Beth, Justin, Trent, and then DJ and Ezekiel tie for last.
"In second place is... the Midnight Glare Clan!"
Courtney didn't look too thrilled about this, while Cody out a disappointed sigh. "I've failed," he cried out, throwing his headband on the floor. "I am a disgrace."
"Oh, don't feel too bad, dude," Duncan said, patting his shoulder. "We may not be voting tonight, but we are safe. And I'll take safe any day."
The criminal looked over at Courtney, and she let out a defeated sigh. "I guess so," she muttered. "I mean, I really do prefer winning, but I have to give kudos to you, Cody, and you Gwen, for being able to survive this bizarre game."
Chris cleared his throat, upset that the camera wasn't on him. "Points for Midnight's Glare ninjas, from highest to lowest: Cody, Duncan, Courtney, Gwen, Katie, and... with no points, Heather."
"Ul ur fahlace wur zepong du bus," the ravenhair retorted.
"You tell him, Heather," Gwen said, a very satisfied grin on her face.
"And of course," Chris said, "this leaves us with our first place winners! The Bloody Water Clan wins!"
The six campers let out loud cries of joy, high-fiving and hugging. Eva looked over at Bridgette, whom she planned to chew out, then shrugged and high-fived Harold (who clutched his hand in pain afterwards).
"The Bloody Water ninjas points, from highest to lowest: Harold, Eva, Noah, Bridgette, Tyler, and with no points, Lindsay.
"Before you all freshen up for the marshmallow ceremony, could the six winners please give me their requested retail store, for the one hundred dollar gift card?"
Harold picked a hobby store, something that screamed "nerd" to everyone; however, they didn't think less of him, because not only had they won under his leadership, but they had won this prize in a very nerdy way.
Bridgette picked her favorite sports store, one that specialized in surfing and water sports. Eva picked a sports store too, just one that was known for being a little more hardcore than the pleasant sports the surfer preferred.
Lindsay, to no one's surprise, picked a beauty store. Noah, to no one's surprise, picked a bookstore. Tyler, to everyone's surprise, picked a fast food restaurant for his gift card.
"Dude, you sure?" Chris asked, staring at Tyler. "What about sports?"
"My dad's a sportscaster," the athlete said with a shrug. "I don't need a gift card for sports goods. This'll get me a good burger and fries meal about ten times."
"Oh, you kids today and your habit of destroying your bodies with greasy food," Chris said, chuckling. "Okay, campers! See you all at the bonfire tonight! Especially you Izzy, DJ, Ezekiel, Trent, Beth, Justin!"
(Confession Cam - Do you folks at home who'll get booted?)
Izzy - \her red hair is back\ "I'm voting for my ex-boyfriend, Justin! He shall feel my wrath!"
Trent - "Ezekiel kind of blew it today. I know he was being nice to Bridgette, but it would have been nice to win."
Noah - "After a quick analysis, I've deduced that Beth is probably the least useful of the five. We've got seven more challenges before this is a free-for-all, so I'd like one of the tough, big guys, rather than the shortest person on this island."
Bridgette - "Beth is really sweet, but I don't really want to vote for any of the guys. Sorry Beth, maybe if Izzy wasn't immune..."
Eva - "I'm voting that toque-wearing twerp!"
Ezekiel - \is reading something carved on the wall of the outhouse\ " 'Esekial sucks'? Hey! Ya could have spelt my name right, ya hoser! Well, I'm voting for Justin, mainly because Izzy keeps ranting about how much she detests him, eh."
Harold - \is shaking his hand, then he rolls a six-sided die\ "Oh... okay then. I decided to let my lucky die choose who I vote off."
Beth - "... For thome reathon, I cannot shake this terrible dread... oh, and I got Village People songth stuck in my head."
The campers had all gathered around the bonfire, the six unfortunate members of the Earth Spirits sitting on the stump seats. Chris, still wearing the black array of the ninja, tapped the plate with one of the fake katana blades.
"Those of you who dishonored yourself with a loss, pay close attention to the five marshmallows on this plate," he said with his trademark grin. "The ninja who doesn't get one of this honor-reviving treats is going to walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and has lost the contest, is not reviving their honor, and is not coming back!
"FOREVER!"
Owen, standing with the safe campers at the side, swallowed nervously. "Isn't Izzy safe?" he called to Chris.
"Hey shush, Owen, you ruin the tension when you state the obvious!"
Gwen rolled her eyes. "You repeat the obvious at every marshmallow ceremony!"
"Stop killing the tension, people," Chris shouted, waving his katana blade in the air. With a long sigh, he picked up the first marshmallow. "To Mistress Izzy, for having the highest amount of hits. Well done!" Izzy grinned as she snatched the treat thrown at her. She gobbled it down as she went to stand with the other campers, leaning against Owen happily.
Justin sat confidently, drumming his fingers on his leg. Trent looked confident too, just more serious with his arms crossed. DJ was hunched up in his seat, nervously staring ahead. Beth had her fingers crossed, the hand of said fingers shaking. Ezekiel was tugging at his toque, biting his lower lip.
"The first real marshmallow of safety goes to the ninja... Trent!"
The musician let out a cheer, high-fived Justin, then caught his marshmallow. He joined the other campers, and broke his treat in half to give part of it to Gwen.
"The next is... DJ!" The football player cheered as well before catching his marshmallow. "Zeke!" Prairie boy let out a whoop, then caught the marshmallow in his mouth. Hacking, he managed to swallow it before he joined the other campers.
"Now it's down to Justin and Beth," Chris said, tapping his palm with his katana blade. "Which of you ninjas is going home in shame?"
Justin looked determined now, crossing his arms while his handsome face displayed concern, apprehension, and gorgeousness. Beth was shaking; her fingers were hurting from how she was crossing them.
"The final marshmallow of the night... goes to...
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"Beth."
The farm girl let out a loud, happy laugh as she caught the marshmallow. Then, remembering her manners, she dropped her joyous look for Justin's sake.
"Sorry, Justin," she muttered.
"Justin, it's time for you to take the Boat of Losers," Chris said as he approached the male model, who has slumped in defeat. "But just so you know, we're all going to miss you here. Won't we, guys?"
"YES," the campers all shouted in agreement. Justin managed to smile at them, and the ladies (and Owen) swooned.
"Bye, Justin," the campers called as they waved at him from the Dock of Shame. He waved back, sad but keeping up his good sportsmanship.
"Say hi to Sadie for me," Katie shouted to him. "She reeeeeeeally likes you, Justin!"
"Will do," he shouted back, surprising most of them with words.
After his boat was gone, the contestants walked back to the campgrounds. Chef was standing outside the cafeteria, holding a large brown package.
"Bridgette," he called out to the surfer. "Package came for you during the dang ninja festival. Think it's from your mom!" He tossed it at her, and she was knocked over by the force of the throw. After she recovered, she opened it up in front of the other campers, who were anxious to see what it was.
When the surfer chick finally was done opening it, she let out a happy cry. "It's oombulb tea," she said as she pulled out a tea bag from the package. "Oh wow, I love this kind of tea." "Something special about it?" Trent asked her.
"Yes, it's a great tea right before bedtime," she explained, as she started generously handing out a bag to every camper. "It really helps me relax. You also have some interesting dreams, like vivid memories of your past."
Noah was reading the ingredients of the tea bag to make sure there were none of his life-threatening allergies in the tea. "And your mom sent this for all of us to enjoy?"
"Yep! She's a giving person, my mom."
The campers all went into the cafeteria to get some glasses, hot water, and seats. They talked about the challenge and sipped the oombulb tea that Bridgette's mother had provided (although Beth had pour the tea down Heather's throat to get her to drink it). After about an hour, they said their goodnights, the seventeen campers went to their respective cabins, curled up in bed, and fell asleep.
Little did they know how vivid their dreams were going to be...
Izzy - Justin
DJ - Justin
Ezekiel - Justin
Trent - Ezekiel
Beth - Trent
Justin - Beth
Tyler - Justin
Eva - Ezekiel
Lindsay - DJ
Noah - Beth
Bridgette - Beth
Harold - Justin
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Justin - 5.
Beth - 3.
Ezekiel - 2.
DJ - 1.
Trent - 1.
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Voted off List - Owen, Sadie, Geoff, Leshawna, Justin.
Continued in Part 3, the memory-like dreams of our campers will be revealed to all!
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Sorry for making the ninja fighting so short. But I couldn't think of how to write a lot of intense katana blade fighting while making it funny. So I wrote the parody.
The campers' dreams will be based on either what they experienced during the six months between TDI and TDC, or something special during TDI that is expanded for your enjoyment!
Oh, and try guessing what Heather was trying to say during her dazed, goofy, tongue-numb state! Hehe.
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"Blo froo shoo yin'ant! Du shidnant skray flee wunt ploo row teeeee...!"
"Ras, shue kanno defoot hooger!"
"Ul ur fahlace wur zepong du bus!"