How to annoy the Twilight Characters

by EdwardsOwnPersonalStalker

An amazing list of ways to annoy everyone in Twilight fueled by me Beta and I's lack of attention in science in Chinese. Rated T for more to come.

2. Jacob

10 ways to annoy Jacob Black

A/N Ok, you know you all want to do it.

Disclaimer: Me and my Beta/Co-author do not own the Twilight characters, Barbie or the barbie song, Tazers, Ferbies, Vampire Knight, or the country/language of China/chinese. Enjoy!!

1. Wear a T-shirt that says "Vamp Lover"

2. Buy him a cologne-"Essence of Vampire"

3. Destroy His Car

4. Tell him Leah loves him (A/N We all know it's true)

5. Tell him Jared loves him (A/N Also true)

6. Force him to watch High School Musical 2 57 times. (A/N Horrible, horrible movie. -shudder-)

7. Force-feed him Tazers

8. Give him a Ferbie and laugh when it wakes him up in the middle of the night with one of it's sketchy sayings.

9. Call him "Hai Xiao Jie" (That's Mandarin for Ms. Black! xD)

10. Insult him continuously in Chinese and laugh when he cries.

A/N so, there you go, Review!!