How to annoy the Twilight Characters

by EdwardsOwnPersonalStalker

An amazing list of ways to annoy everyone in Twilight fueled by me Beta and I's lack of attention in science in Chinese. Rated T for more to come.

3. Carlisle

A/N: Its Carlisle's turn! =] We're back! Sort of. Going to different schools makes it really hard to write =[ Miss ya, when night calls!

B/N: I miss you, too, Alal! But, hey, look on the bright side; you know how to drive a tractor now!

Disclaimer: B/N: you know, I never did understand the purpose of a disclaimer on FANfiction – the name kind of implies that we don't own anything. But, because I do not wish to have legal action taken against me: WE DON'T OWN IT!!!!!

And without further ado, I present "How to Annoy the Twilight Characters - Carlisle's Chapter"!!!!!

1) Demand that he only speaks to you in an English accent. (B/N: which he does anyway, but it would still bug him)

2. Ask him to prove that he went to medical school...repeatedly

3. Send him a fake email from Forks Hospital saying that he is fired because he is too attractive and all of the nurses aren't doing their jobs and are drooling after him (B/N: can you blame them?)

4) Douse yourself in ketchup and run around the emergency room screaming "I'M BLEEDING!!!" or "I'VE BEEN BITTEN!!!"

5. And, when you get arrested for impersonating a sick person, call him and beg him to be your lawyer.

6. Steal every left shoe he owns (B/N: why is it always the left shoe? Why not the right one? – btw, I say this as a proud lefty!)

7. Find out his pager number and page him every 10 seconds.

8. Go to Forks hospital every day saying that you must see Carlisle and tell him that there is something different wrong with you each time you see him.

9. When you run out of things that are wrong with you, tell him the same things but in different languages!

10. And when you run out of languages (or realize that he can speak multiple languages), start talking in gibberish and try to convince him that it is actually a language.

And, 'cuz we love you…AN ELEVENTH!!!! (B/N: we are SO nice…jk)

11. Then, every time you see him, speak only in gibberish!

B/N: yay! Carlisle is annoyed now…or will be soon! HUZZAH!!!! Okay! Up next…I don't know, whatever we feel like doing. What do you think, EdwardsOwnPersonalStalker…if that IS your real name? (pssstt….it's not!)

A/N: By the way, after I was done on word, it told me that the grading level was 5.1. YAY FOR FIFTH GRADE WRITING ABILITIES!!!! REVIEW! Plz?