Author's Notes:
Kat: So sorry we haven't updated but with school and all...
Katy: Yeah, we're freshmen...it sucks...badly.
Kat: Agreed!
Katy: I have no idea what to say...
Kat: You just said something.
Katy: Thanks a lot smart ass...
Kat: Tu es...I dunno how you say that in french (meaning Idk how to say 'you're very welcome)
Katy: Yes you do, you take French.
Kat: But I haven't said anything all summer and I don't have it till next semester...I'm gonna suck.
Katy: happens to not say anything author's note related
Kat: Well then...we're listening to FF5! And we love them. If you don't know who this is, go back to chapter 1!!
Katy: And you have problems.
Kat: That's not nice. And since you can't say anything nice, we'll just go to the disclaimer.
Katy: N-
Disclaimer (cause we love interrupting Katy!):
Katy: So where's that cd?
Kat: Wtf? That has nothing to do with the disclaimer!
Katy: laughing hysterically You. Weren't. Supposed. To. Type. That!
Kat: Too late. Business up front!
Katy: Party in the back!
Kat: We luv kountry gentlemen.
Katy: They're sexy.
Kat: Like us!
Katy: You wish!
Kat:...wtf? This is the disclaimer...well we don't own it...the end.
Katy: Short disclaimer...short attention span...long conversation!
Kat: Story time!
Katy: Oh yay!sits on floor like kindergardener
Kat: W-o-w...we're listening to Love Addict... "Hey guys..." Lol
Katy: Now seriously! I wanna hear my story.
Kat:stage whispers She sounds like Emmett...
Katy: I heard that! I take a bit of offense. Though if I'm really that funny then never mind.
Kat: Dang...our disclaimers long!
Katy: Then lets get on with the story time!
Kat: okay already...btw...it's tiny! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...breaking dawn spoilers!! Well it was tiny when I originally typed it...
Katy: BTW, Emmett, Rosalie, Both together
Nessie POV
Since my parents were emitting major parental PDA, I decided to go outside and get some fresh air. After I got out, I was sort of wishing I hadn't.
I'm outta time and all I got is 4 minutes, fricky fricky, 4 minutes, Hey!
Uncle Emmett repeated that eight times before Aunt Rosalie showed up from behind a tree wearing only a nude colored, knee length, dress. At first glance, I swore she was nude.
Come on boy
I've been waiting for somebody
to pick up my stroll.
Well don't waste time
give me a sign
tell me how you wanna roll. Yeah!
They then began to dance around in the way you would dance with a pole. It wasn't a pretty sight. My poor eyes will never be the same.
I want somebody to speed it up for me
then take it down slow.
There's enough room for both.
Well, I can handle that
just gotta show me where it's at.
Are you ready to go?
(are you ready to go?)
If you want it
you already got it.
If you thought it
it better be what you want.
If you feel it
it must be real just
say the word and
Imma give you what you want.
Time is waiting
We only got 4 minutes to save the world
No hesitating...grab a boy!
G-Grab a girl!
Time is waiting.
We only got 4 minutes to save the world!
No hesitating!
We only got 4 minutes, f-f-4 minutes.
I was currently scared (and scarred) for life. Truthfully, I wouldn't look at them the same again. I wish Jake was here. He would save me. But no! He has to be at La Push getting ready for karaoke night. Stupid werewolf. I mean what's with all the singing today!
So keep it up, keep it up, don't be a pri-
Hey!
Madonna.
You gotta get in line, hop!
Tick tock tick tock tick tock!
That's right keep it up, keep it up, don't be a pri-
Hey!
Madonna
You gotta get in line, hop!
Tick tock tick tock tick tock.
Sometimes I think what I need
is a you intervention, yeah!
And you know that I know when you like that
and that it's good, by the way that you move.
Oh, yeah!
The road to hell is
paved with good intentions.
Yeah!
But if I die tonight
at least I can say I did
what I wanted to do!
Tell me how bout you?
If you want it
you already got it.
If you thought it
it better be what you want.
If you feel it
it must be real just,
say the word and
imma give you what you want.
Time is waiting.
We only got 4 minutes to save the world.
No hesitating...grab a boy!
G-Grab a girl!
Time is waiting.
We only got 4 minutes to save the world!
No hesitating!
We only got 4 minutes, uh, 4 minutes.
So keep it up, keep it up, don't be a pri-
Hey!
Madonna.
You gotta get in line, hop!
Tick tock tick tock tick tock.
That's right keep it up, keep it up, don't pri-
Hey!
Madonna.
You gotta get in line, hop!
Tick tock tick tock tick tock.
Breakdown!
Seriously, I never knew that Uncle Emmett knew the pop, lock, and drop it dance. It was weird... Aunt Rosalie started walking in circles around him. Then Uncle Emmett stood up and started getting very up close and personal with my aunt. Aunt Rosalie must have decided that Uncle Emmett was a stripper pole.
EPOV
I was happily making out with my lovely wife when suddenly disturbing thoughts and images popped into my head. Pausing for a moment, I listened to them.
"I'm scarred for life," thought Renesmee.
A very mental image popped into my head followed by Rosalie thinking, "Oh my gawd he looks so sexy dancing like that!"
"I didn't know Uncle Emmett knew the pop, lock, and drop it dance." My daughter's sights starting showing in my head.
I suddenly came out of my thoughts and theirs and screamed, "Holy SHI-"
Bella crossed her arms and glared at me. "-TACKI MUSHROOMS!"
"Edward, what are you being so eccentric about?" (A/N yes we're in honors english and know big words...so sue us...not really...kat's broke...katy's not...sue her!) Bella quirked an eyebrow at me.
"Our daughter's being corrupted by-" I was interrupted by my daughter's thoughts.
"Aunt Rosalie must have decided that Uncle Emmett was a stripper pole." Those thoughts pushed me over the limit. I sprinted out of our house to where my daughter was standing.
"What are you trying to do?! Corrupt my daughter?!" Emmett smiled widely.
"Well she's gonna be doing it in the future anyway. Might as well see it now," he thought to me.
Nessie POV
Uncle Emmett must have thought something pretty bad because next thing I knew, my dad was on top of him slamming his face into the ground repeatedly. My dad was ranting to him and I caught thing like, "DAUGHTER...NEVER...WITH...WEREWOLF! YOU...AS-..."
"EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN!" My mother yelled from our door. "Watch you frickin mouth!"
Dad growled at her, "Practice what you preach!"
Trying to escape before it got too ugly, I ran to the main house. I was heading to my grandfather's office when Uncle Jasper jumped out of his room wearing nothing on his body but a confederate flag, a mullet wig, and some sparkly sunglasses. He was also holding a mic for a karaoke machine?
"I come from the land where the mullet attacks!"
End Notes
Kat: Didja like?
Katy: singing lyrics to try and ruin next song Sorry, get carried away.
Kat: Nah dip!
Katy: Can ya guess? Can ya guess? Can ya guess what the song is? It's by our favorite band.
Kat: Nah uh! My fave band is Red Jumpsuit Apparatus...though this is second fave band.
Katy: Well it's my first fave.
Kat: First is worst.
Katy: :-p
Kat: Please review. We'll try to update tomorrow. If Katy can come over again!
Katy: sigh I hope so.