Trumpets are heard sounding and a prince walks into a grand throne room. The prince has green hair, and is dripping with piercings, and chains of diamonds. He walks down a red carpeted rug, his cape trailing behind him. A large servant is behind the prince. The servant has blond hair, and is wearing a blue and white leaf patterned outfit.

"Prince Duncan," the servant says.

"What is it now Owen?" Duncan replied, still walking towards his throne.

"How long is this little ceremony thing going to take? I have to start taste testing your food at three o'clock."

"My goodness Owen, is that all you think about food?" Duncan questioned sitting down at his throne. "It will take as long as it takes. How many suitors did you bring me today might I inquire?"

"Five," Owen replied.

"Very well," said Prince Duncan, he gave his hand a slight jerk, and a young lady walked through the door way and stood about six feet in front of him. The girl had her brown hair up in pig tails and she was very tan and skinny. She wore a black and white flounce blouse. And a pink floor length skirt. "State your name," Duncan whined while rubbing his temples.

"I'm Katie, eeeeeeee, it's so amazing to meet you" spoke the girl.

"Why should I pick you to be my wife?" Duncan asked Katie.

"Well, because I'm pretty, and I have really good taste in expensive fabrics and I'm really, really, really, really,…" Duncan rolled his eyes as Katie continued for a few more seconds.

"..Really good at holding my breathe."

"Really?" teased Duncan.

"Yes really!" replied Katie who thought it was a serious question. "Watch," Katie smiled and began to hold her breathe.

After about three minutes Katie's face turned purple and blue, Duncan was cringing in his chair, it wasn't a very pretty site.

"I understand that you can hold your breathe! Please breathe." Pleaded Duncan.

Katie took in a huge breathe and started to go back to her normal color. Duncan looked at Owen with wild eyes.

"Next, please," announced Owen, when he did Katie was escorted out and another girl appeared. This girl had a pink long sleeved shirt, with a green vest. On the vest were berries and various decorations. Then she had a green flowing skirt. She was over excited about meeting the prince. It had seemed she was the kind of girl who obsessed over princes, and suitors.

"State your name," commanded Duncan.

"I'm Beth your royal Highness; o glorified Prince Duncan, handsome, beautiful, mighty, pr..." Beth was cut-off by Duncan

"That'll do, now, tell me why you should be my wife." Said Duncan.

"I can sing, so beautifully that you'll have to marry me. I can sing, real well."

So Beth began to sing, "ya, ya ya ya ya, I can sing. Sing so good, that you, you, you'll, marry, ma, ma, marry me." As Beth sung she pivoted her feet and pumped her hips. "Me me me me me gonna make you you you wanna marry marry meeeaeea meh meh meoaoaua."

"Thank, you so very much for that performance." Duncan said as hastily as he could, Beth was a horrible singer, and Prince Duncan couldn't take much more. Duncan jerked his left hand thrice and Owen spoke…

… "Next"

Just as before when Owen spoke Beth was escorted out, and another girl walked in. However unlike the rest of the ladies before her, she didn't seem too thrilled about being here. She sighed and walked up about seven feet in front of Duncan.

"State your name," commanded the prince.

"Kabran," whined the girl. She obviously wasn't into Duncan, this intrigued him. He asked her with great interest…

… "Why should I pick you to be my wife?" Duncan looked at her resting his head on the palm of his hand, which was propped by his elbow. Then he whispered to Owen, "I think she might be the one!" Kabran wasn't like the other girls; she had a certain attitude about her. She wasn't a high class kind of girl that was apparent from her attire. She had but a measly brown corset top on, fancy of a wench. She had layered skirts of dark rustic colors, and no shoes, but anklets made of metallic metals that clinked and sparkled when she walked. She also wore a bandana on her blonde, blue and pink hair.

"I don't know? I really could care less about being your wife. I was forced to come here. I don't know something about amounting up to something? Family dreams, yeah any ways I'm getting paid so…. If you want me to act all happy and stoked about being here I can, but I honestly would prefer just kind of leaving right now. If you can live with that, I mean, what ever you want." Kabran stared at the Prince with anticipation.

Duncan said, trying not to seem upset, "I see, you can just go ahead then,"

"I'm sorry Duncan….I mean Prince Duncan," comforted Owen.

"Just bring the next one in! Already" snapped Duncan.

Duncan was distracted talking to his servant Owen, he didn't even realize that the next 'bride to be' had already entered.

"Ummm…sire, it's already there," Answered Owen.

Duncan turned his head to see a boy standing in front of him. The boy had no shirt on, but with him he had a pail of water. Music started playing out of no where, and the boy poured the water on his head. He then flipped his head and his hair was instantly styled.

"Owen, what is this? Since when does any one court guys? That's disgusting! I want him out of this room, this palace! Immediately!" commanded Duncan

"Sorry Duncan, but he's just so delicious, and hot, scru…." Owen stopped talking for he felt Duncan glaring upon him with evil eyes. "Next!"

A girl wearing a white blouse, and a gorgeous blue skirt walked across the throne room, smiling as she did. She had blonde locks that curled and swayed in the wind. Her cheeks and lips were a rosy red, and she had cinnamon colored freckles that only radiated her green eyes.

Duncan started to open his mouth, but before he could say anything the maiden had already begun to introduce herself.

"Hi, I'm Kassie! It's a pleasure to meet you. I think I should be your wife because…hhmmm… well let's see there are so many reasons. I love to cook, and I love children. I also like to be in the mist of things, so the hustle and bustle of the castle wouldn't be anything to me."

Duncan was also quit taken with Kassie as well. She was different form the other suitors because she took the initiative to do things her self. She wasn't waiting for Duncan to ask all the questions, and she thought ahead about their future.

Kassie continued…" But..you see…I…And well… erm… I am good at sports to. O.K. I said it are you happy? I admit it I'm good at sports!"

"Good at sports, that's only a plus, where you afraid to admit this?" Duncan said.

"Well, most of the time people don't like girls to be good at sports, and they don't think fondly of me if and when they find out. I' glad you don't have a problem with it!" exclaimed Kassie.

"Of course not, I am…actually a very understanding person." Gloated Duncan. He was seriously considering making Kassie his new wife. Until….

Said Kassie… "What a relief! Then you'll be completely fine with this, I was a little worried about telling you, but"

Duncan was getting a little annoyed with her tarrying, and she seemed to never be finished talking!

"Well? What is it?"

"O.k. If we get married we won't be able to live here."

"Why not" inquired Prince Duncan.

"Because we have to visit my Kingdom, I am the princess of YonahLand! I take care of the district of Delusional, my sister takes care of the district of Delirious." As Kassie spoke her voice changed. It sounded like she was sucking in air and talking at the same time.

"We live on the Yonahridian. And we have to go there weekly to get soda and pudding with Yoda! Plus we have to aid the other planets in case the poisonous green joggers attack them. They are nasty little creatures."

Duncan and Owen were completely befuddled! What was this loony talking about, and what happened to her voice?

Said Duncan, "Actually I think it would be best if you met my personal physician! Doctor Terry!"

A young man walked in with bleach blond hair, he wore all black attire, and he walked up to Kassie and began to talk.

"What's seems to be wrong with her?" asked Terry

"Nothing is wrong with me!" exclaimed Kassie, "I am fine, Duncan is just upset because when he marries me we have to visit my home land! I can't disappoint my people, surely you understand"

Terry was a little freaked out when he heard Kassie's voice, but he adjusted. Being a psychiatrist he had gotten used to odd things.

"Yeah, her people that live on the planet of YonahLand!" Chimed Owen.

"I see!," said Terry, then he whispered to Prince Duncan, "I think it would be best to put her in the "fur room" the one that is soft and squishy! I have found that it soothes the nerves of these lunatics, and helps some."

"Do whatever you need to!" Duncan said.

"O.K. I'm going to take you some where nice and safe! A fuzzy warm room!" Terry tried to persuade her to follow him, but she hesitated. Some times mental patients are so difficult.

"But who will watch over the YonahLand peoples?" asked Kassie.

"I'll personally make sure they are taken care of! Now follow me." Kassie did as she was told and when she got to the padded room she instantly fell asleep! But that only lasted a few minutes, later she started bouncing around the room non-stop.

"Finally that's over with" exclaimed Duncan.

"Until tomorrow," sighed Owen.

"What more tomorrow? There can't be!"

"Well sire, you can't give up. You have to have a wife in five months, it's the law. As long as you live in the palace, you must be wed when you are seventeen!"

Prince Duncan thought about what Owen had said. He came up with an idea to get of this whole marriage concept. Duncan started walking out of the room, Owen quickly followed.

"Ummm Prince Duncan Sir? Where are you going?" questioned Owen.

"Summon Ezekiel and DJ, have my horse ready and be quite about it!" Owen followed his orders given by Duncan.

Fifteen minutes later DJ, Ezekiel, and Prince Duncan were up on their horses packed and ready to go.

Said DJ, "Prince Duncan, what exactly are we doing?"

"Yeah A why are we on horses, aboot to go on an adventure A?" realliterated Ezekiel.

"You could say that," answered Duncan as jerked his horse's reins twice and it started galloping of into the sunset. His servants DJ and Ezekiel rode after him. The led their horses towards the streets of Total Drama Village.

"Hey, you know what, let's do something crazy, unexpected. We have no rules to follow." Stated Duncan

"Well what do you have in mind A?" asked Ezekiel. Duncan thought on it a minute.

"Let's celebrate our new life, no rules, me not being Prince Duncan just merely Duncan. You not being my servants! I've got it." Said Duncan. He leaned in close to DJ and Ezekiel and whispered something in their ears.

"Man Duncan, I just don't know. It doesn't feel right. " said DJ

"Come on A it sounds like fun" reassured Ezekiel.

Villagers POV

It was late afternoon, the sun was setting. I was fixing breakfast for my two children. When I heard some one shouting

"Happy Nude year for us! It's a nude beginning."

I thought surely it was some drunkards gallivanting through our city, and I wouldn't have that!

When I looked outside my door, instead of seeing drunken men I see Prince Duncan and Two of his servants riding through town. Naked, and shouting, I almost passed out from the sight.

Regular POV

"Happy Nude Year! Yeah, WOOHOOO, Happy Nude Year. It's a nude beginning for us!" yelled the three men as they rode off into the woods.

"We made quite a scare huh?" said Duncan as he put his close back on.

"Yeah A! I thought this one Lady was gonna pass out ya know?" said Ezekiel as he did the same.

DJ already had his clothes on and was dressed. He sat on a patch of green moss in the woods.

"Man I just don't know it didn't feel quite right to me." DJ said.

"O come on DJ live a little." Said Duncan and Ezekiel in stereo, which was a bit freaky.

"I did, I just didn't like it" argued DJ. Duncan sighed at his notions. While DJ was sitting there he was greeted by a small creature.

"O hey fast food A!" said Ezekiel, as he pulled his bow and arrow he had packed with him and aimed it at the small grey bunny with the white cottontail.

"No, you can't kill this! What has it ever done to you? It's so cute, I'll think I'll call it Bunny!"

"Come on DJ! We have to eat you know." Said Duncan.

"I packed bread and salted meat. And jam, and biscuits, everything we'll need to live off of. Until we reach our next home." Reasoned DJ.

"Alright, Fine" said Duncan, "But he's your responsibility!"

"Hey speaking aboot surviving and all Shouldn't we find a place to sleep for the night A?" spoke Ezekiel.

"Yeah, your right," DJ agreed. So the three of them found a stream shaded by trees and they chose to rest there. The boys let their horses drink from the stream as they ate, when they heard something coming just a little ways from them.

"Hey do you hear that?" asked Duncan.

The other two listened but they didn't hear anything.

"Hear what?" asked DJ who was caressing Bunny at the moment, trying to get him to fall asleep and rest.

"Someone is singing, very beautifully." said Duncan, as he got up and started wandering through the woods to find the person singing this song. Following the voice he was led to a Tall Grey tower. With but one window, and through that window he could see a maiden singing. She had beautiful long Brown hair that was breaded. The braid never seemed to end. But contrary to her gorgeous hair was her out fit. It was ragged and torn. Not what she deserved, and the song she sang was terribly depressing.

Duncan decided to confront the girl in the Tower, he walked towards her looked up and began to speak…..