I'm near the wizard... SO CLOSE..! D: The title of the chapter is a pun, BTW, if you ever go onto DragonAdopters... I'm having some trouble choosing what my next dragon is going to be, so... Help? _ *sigh*
Well, I have no inspiration for this chapter.... So I'm just going to write whatever comes from my head. So sorry if it's suckish. Oh, and a fun fact for you: "Pshaw" is actually a word... But it's pronounced "shaw". P-shaw. I'll say pih-shaw if I want to. :P
AAANYWAY. We're going to have fun by starting on someone OTHER than Rhapsody... HEhehehe.... *evil and maniacal laughter*
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This was too easy.
Kyr'am rested his arm on the armrest and grinned to himself. He sat on a large, throne-like chair that seemed to be made out of pure evil... But that's going too far. So we'll just say it's made out of a strange, dark substance. Kyr'am seemed content, but even though he thought he was, his fingers tapped on the arc of the armrest unnervingly.
"Eh... Aliit." his almond shaped eyes snapped to a cloaked figure walking towards him.
"Yes?" Aliit gaited up to Kyr'am and nodded his head. "What do you want?"
Kyr'am thought for a moment. "What do you think?"
"Think?" Aliit was confused. "Think about what?"
Kyr'am sat up and turned to Aliit. "About the plan. I think something's wrong."
"Why? Everything's going exactly the way we planned it. The crystals, the annoying baseball kid, etcetera..." Aliit counted on his fingers.
"That's the problem," Kyr'am sighed, annoyed. " Everything seems like it's too easy. I can tell something's going to go wrong."
"How can you tell? It's perfect!" Aliit frowned. "That's why it's called a 'perfect' plan."
"Don't you watch TV? The evil people always have a 'perfect' plan, and they..." Kyr'am trailed. "Oh, I forgot. You don't have TV back where you're from."
Aliit rolled his eyes. "That's getting annoying."
Shrugging, Kyr'am took his time standing up, then glanced at Aliit. "Let's put the second part of the plan in action. It's almost time." He began to walk off. "Besides, we don't want 'what's his name' following us."
Aliit chuckled, then followed Kyr'am out of the empty stone room, closing the wooden door behind him.
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Rhapsody adjusted the Poltergust 3000's right strap and arm into the opening, then repeated with the left arm.
Pit just stood there and frowned.
"Don't be so frown-y," Rhapsody huffed. "It's not that fun when your other team members are upset."
"I don't know," Pit disagreed. "Something seems pretty fishy around here." He tapped his foot on the ground impatiently.
Rhapsody stared at him blankly, then shrugged, turning to look back at the Professor's shack/cabin/shed thing.
E. Gadd was waving at her, so Rhapsody pivoted around to face the door of the mansion, and grabbed the handle, pushing down and pushing forward. She and Pit continued into the manor, Pit flicking on his flashlight(which now had brand new batteries).
"It's just as big as always," Pit shivered nervously. "So where are all the ghosts?"
Rhapsody laughed. "You're an idiot. Everyone knows they don't appear when you're in the..." She trailed off. "Eh, sorry." She patted Pit on his head, then walked forward and headed for the bottom floor entrance doors.
Pit sighed. "You just keep doing whatever it is you're doing," he murmured, then followed, hurrying after her.
Rhapsody glanced back, noticing Pit was catching up, then advanced, deciding to go into the ballroom. She turned the knob excitedly, and rushed into the room with extra gusto. "HUZZAH!" she exclaimed. "IMMA READY TO CATCH ME SOME GHOSTS!"
Pit laughed. "Better be careful," he told her, "or you'll scare all of the boos away."
Rhapsody grinned, then checked the Game Boy Horror. The light on the top was flashing a bright yellow. "I've got one."
She tottered slowly around the room, noting when the light flashed more quickly or slowly. Finally, she reached the spot where the light blinked extremely rapidly, that Pit thought it was going to blow up.
Rhapsody tip-toed over to to the table in front of her, then slowly... carefully... tapped on it.
A giant black bomb popped out of the drawer and flew towards Rhapsody. She cried out suddenly and stumbled backwards, stepping on Pit's foot and jerking over as she toppled to the floor.
The bomb blew up not a foot away from their faces, then was snuffed out.
"Um..." Rhapsody gulped. "That was close."
Pit stared at the drawer with wide eyes. "Uh.. the drawer just tried to kill us. Is that normal?"
Rhapsody whistled. "Maaaaybe. Maybe not." She stood up and glanced at the Game Boy Horror. "Those durned boos. I forgot they do that." The Horror began to flash again as Rhapsody started to continue walking around the room.
Pit stood up, moved himself to the center of the room and frowned. "I'm not following you around anymore," he stated, folding his arms.
Rhapsody rolled her eyes. "Is the great Palutena's angel scared?" she taunted.
"No... I just am extremely tremulous around them," he argued.
"Pit."
"Yeah?"
"I know what that means."
Pit glowered. "S-so what?"
The Game Boy Horror flashed bright red, repeatedly, so Rhapsody smirked. "I got it now!" She glanced up at the chandelier, cocking the PolterGust so it was aimed directly up. Spinning around the vacuum in a circular motion, Rhapsody got the chandelier to whirl around.
A cackle rang out of the chandelier. A boo popped out, it's tongue lolling around like... well, a boo. "Allo!" It snickered. "I am Boo La La!"
Rhapsody got right to work aiming the PolterGust, and the boo cried out in terror as its HP began to deplenish. It attempted to bolt away, but the vacuum's stream of air stopped it from escaping, proceeding to drag the ghost inside the vacuum chamber.
A few minutes, and a pop emanated from the vacuum head as the boo vanished from sight. Rhapsody breathed out with content. "That was awesome!" she exclaimed. "Though it seemed a lot easier on the GameCube."
Pit gawked at the empty space where the boo used to be, then shook his head and trotted up to Rhapsody. "I changed my mind," he announced. "If you are going to get rid of the ghosts..." He lowered his voice. "Then you're leading."
Rhapsody smiled and patted Pit on his head. She gestured for him to follow, then walked out of the ballroom. "I think I smell some ShamBoo coming along."
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DIS IS A DANJERUS MISHUN. WIL U AKSEPT IT?
Ahh, Metroid Prime 3 and the Aurora Unit is NOT a good combo to be having while I'm on the computer. _
WE REGRET DIS MISHUN PLACES U IN MORTUL DANJER, BUT DIS IS OWR ONLY OPSHUN. DO U UNDERSTAND WUT U HAF 2 DO?
Before you review, or... *SOBS* exit out of the window, I have a few questions I would like you to ask yourself or even answer in your review, IF you DO review... Some of them are vital for the story, so it would be helpful.
1. How did you like this chapter? Was it enough for you, or do you think it's coming along much too quickly?
2. Is there anyone in particular you want Rhapsody and Pit to meet up with? Because after they get some answers, Rhapsody's going to get pissed and want to fly off right away... HOMFG PUN RIGHT THERE. DX
3. Anything you think I'm missing, BESIDES the rest of the Brawlers? (I think that one's a given. _)
I haven't gotten that many reviews... So it would help if you could tell me what I'm doing wrong.
And, a small thing I forgot to mention, I'm going to post a hint at the end of each second Author's Note about the title of the next chapter... I don't think It'll help, but whatever.
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN EVADE CAPTURE... ––I'M SENDING YOU THE COORDINATES NOW.