I do not I repeat I do not own Ranma 1/2 or Ah! My Goddess or Evengelion.

Sorry for those people who thought this would be a cross over with R1/2 and A!MG. It isn't. It'll have some referance to A!MG. This is beacause I've never seen the series before and know almost nothing about it. If someone could tell me more about the series besides the names of the main characters It would really help. Now on to the story.

Lost In The Woods Of Death: Some people shouldn't reproduce or I wish I was dead.

Darkness. That's what I see.

Emptyness. That's what I feel.

So why do I continue to live?

Because I need to prove my exsistance.

That is my only lifeline to this hell called life.

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The sun rose from the mountains surrounding the small village hidden in the forest of China. Many women walked around with primative weapons getting ready to hunt for breakfast. Many miles away somewhere in Japan, the residents of Nermia were getting ready to go to work or school. Even farther away in a place thatonlyGods can go to strange creatures where getting up to do whatever it is they do.In one of the homes in this strange land a young man was just finishing getting dressed. He was tall about 5'10 and had long black hair put into a pigtail. He wore a red chinese shirt with black silk pants and slippers. He walked out into the streets and headed towards the largest building in the city.His name, Ranma saotome former student of the Saotome style of anything Goes Martial arts and current God of fighting, Chaos andMyths. First classUnlimted.

Back on Earth in a apartment building builtin Tokyo-3shinji was just finishing breakfast for Misato and Asuka. Who were in the other room playing Playstation 10. "Ha! That's the fifth time I've beaten you in Street Fighter 2010 Edition." "You cheated!." "Didnot!" "Did too!" Shinji sighed as the girls fought over who cheated. It was like this every time they didn't have any missions or school. "Hey Shinji the food better be ready or I'll beat thelife outta you!"Asuka walked towards the table and sat down followed by Misato who somehow had gotten a can of beer out of the fridge even though she hasn't been near the Fridge the whole time she's been up. Shinji placed the food down in front of the two girls and left to clean up before he ate. When he returned all the food had been eaten, even his. He let out another sigh as he cleaned up the messhis roomates had left for him to clean. It was another avarage day for him.

Ranma had just finished typing the report for the Boss man himself when Urd walked into hiscubicle. "Hey sis, what do yawant?"Urd handed him a file and disk. "You have a new client. He's been overdue for a wish for a while now and Boss thought you would be a good choice to fullfil it." She turned to leave and walked right into Loki. "Damn it my Juice!" Ranma smirked and lookedat the file he was given. "Hmmmm, Shinji. This shouldn't be too hard todo."

shinjiwalked back into the apartment he called home. He was depressed.

Flashback:

"Hey look! It's the new Star Wars Movie! You would have to be a real hardcore nerd to watch that movie." Asuka yelled outloud to everyone on the streets. Shinji was really embarrassed. "Hey Shinji you should see that movie. Isn't it like you favorite series?" Misato yelled out. Everyone started snikering at Shinji."What a nerd!" "WOW I can't believe two hot chicks would hang out with a geek like him." At this point he just left his companions behind and headed home.

He felt like he wanted to crawl under a rock and die. What made it worse was that it was true. He really did want to see that moviebut had kept that a seceret from everyone. Shinji was really sad and angry at that no one has ever sticked up for him, not even his own farther. "Wow your really depressed." Shinji suddenly turned towards the voice he heard. In front of him was aman about 18 wearing a chinese outfit and had strange markings on his face. "Who are you?" "Name's Ranma" Shinji looked at Ranma with fear in his eyes afraid he was a murderer or theif. "don't worry Ijust saw youlookingsad and thought I could cheer you up.Wanna talk about it?""It...It's nothing." "Come on I won't bite I promise." "...Okay." Both of them sat down on the couch and Shinji told Ranma all about his life, from the day his farther abandon him towhathappened ten minutes ago in front of the movie theater. By the time he finished two hours had passed. "And that's about it." Ranma looked at Shinji with understanding and pity. He understood the pain the boy went through and wanted to help him anyway possible. "I feel for you kid. I went through similar experences when I was your age. If I was your farther I wouldn't let things like that happen to you." For once in his life Shinjihadmet someone who cared for him. His eyes quickly filled with tears from happyness. "Youknow I wish you where my farther." Just as he said those words, Ranma's markings glowed for a moment lighting up the entire room as the wish was prossessed.When it was over Ranma looked at shinji with a smile on his face. "Wish Granted.""Whaa.." Before Shinji could finish what he was about to say the door opened and both asuka and Misato walked in. "Hey shinjiwhat's for dinn... Who the hell are you!" Both looked atRanma as he got up and walked up to the girls. "Ranma Saotome God of Fighting, Chaos and Myths. First class Unlimited and Shinji's new farther. Nice to meet ya." Ranma smiled as the two girl's mouths hanged open and for five minutes said nothing. It was Misato who was the first to reply, "Whaa?"

Finally after not updatingfor so long I gotten to chapter 2. Hope you liked it. Please review!