I Own Ranma 1/2 Eva and A!MG. Oh wait I don't. Damn that sucks.

It's been what? A year? 2? I could say that I've have a lot of things to do or that I was in a car accident, but that would be lying. I was just lazy and I was reading some really REALLY food Ranma 1/2 fanfics. I finally started to write the other chapters to this and my other stories so I'll be reposting really soon. That said on with the show!

Lost in the woods of Death- Stupid people shouldn't have children. (WTF is with the stupid titles?)

"Whaa?"

It was about five hours after Misato and the red dev..I mean Asuka came back and they were still standing in front of the door with their mouths hanging. Shinji and Ranma were sitting on the floor playing Capcom Vs Rugrats (Yes THAT rugrats) waiting for the two females to come back from the land of stupidness.(I've been there before. They had nice Hotals.) Finally Misato moved towards the kitchen and came back with a can of beer. a BIG can of beer. (I mean it was like the size of a freaking car!) She opened it and chuged the whole thing in one go.(She's that good)

"Ok, can somebody explain to me what the hell is going on here?"

"Well my boss, Kami-sama sent me here to grant Shinji one wish and he wished for me to be his father soooo that's basically it."

At this point Asuka walked in front of Ranma's face and looked at him with disbelief.

"You expect me, the GREAT ASUKA to belive that the wimp gets a wish from a god and I don't? Where's my wish?"

"Wow! Are you a Demon in training cause that was real good. Hild would hire you in a flash!"

Asuka's face started to get red as Ranma said this. Fortunelly Misato intervined before anything could get ugly. (Like Gendo's face. I'm gonna puke now.)

"So let me get this straight. Your a god sent by Kami?"

"Yep."

"Your not here to kills us because we've been fighting your angels are you?"

"What? You mean those really ugly things that sometimes look like a vibrator with legs? Those aren't ours."

"Then who do they belong to?"

"That's..."

Ranma stopped and started shifting his eyes as if he was looking out for any spies. He motioned for everyone to huddle close together.

"a secret!"

SMASH!

Everyone's but Ranma's face crashed onto the floor leaving a big dent. Misato and Asuka started cursing about killing a certain anime character while Shinji just moaned.

"I should of just stayed with my teacher but nooo I just had to go see what my father wanted. I hate myself."

(This isn't the full chapter but I'm tired and can't remember the other part to this at the moment. Don't worry I'll put the rest up as soon as my friend reminds me what the other part was since he has it. Anyways I know my grammer really sucks as does my spelling so I'm looking for people to preread my work. E-mail me if you want to help. See Ya later. P.S:Reviews are welcomed, flames will be used to cook my Ramen.)