Title: Fairytales Are For Children, Chapter 2; Curiouser and Curiouser!
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Category: Humour
Rating: G
Length: 150 words
Summary: Jack and the crazy, funny, and just plainly weird situations he stumbles into off world. A drabble series. Ratings vary
A/N: Many, grateful thanks to my Beta, Neoinean. All remaining faults are my own. Another part of my silly little series! Enjoy!
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Nope. Not that mushroom either. And certainly not that one. He reached down, and tried another.
Everything swivelled before his eyes, and a very large, very green, very thin tree appeared in front of him. He sighed.
Then he walked what seemed to be a mile before he got to the next mushroom, and prayed this was 'the one.' 'Cause, you know, he was getting pretty full, and soon he'd have mushrooms growing out of his ears, if this continued.
He crossed his fingers, hoping for the best. He ate it.
And watched as the ground disappeared. The the wind kicked up a notch, and he felt a chill run through him. He rubbed his head, wincing as he touched a sore spot, and wished he hadn't stood under that tree.
Jack wowed that never again would he follow a white rabbit, no matter how interesting it's gold watch looked.
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