Fairytales Are For Children

by melanthe lilac

Jack and the crazy, funny, and just plainly weird situations he stumbles into off world. A drabble series. Ratings vary

5. Kiss me, Honey, Honey, Kiss me

Title: Fairytales Are For Children, Chapter 5; Kiss me, honey, honey, kiss me
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Category: Humour
Rating: K/G
Length: 100 words
Pairings: none
Summary: Jack and the crazy, funny, and just plainly weird situations he stumbles into off world. A drabble series. Ratings vary

A/N: This had to be written. So I did. Betaed by the lovely JennMel. All remaining faults are my own.

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This was stupid. This was the most ridiculous thing he'd ever had happen to him. And that was saying a lot.

He sat there, wobbling on his tiny island, surrounded by what seemed to be millions of little buzzing things. There was a motion in the air, then a 'snap' sound was heard.

As he sat there and chewed, he knew he could never, ever tell anyone about this. Ever.

He only hoped someone would be willing to 'do the deed', so he could get out of here.

Plus, he really liked the thought of being turned into a prince.

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End.
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