Hello again duckies. This time I attempted a new form of writing. It may be fairly shitty, so I'm warning you beforehand. I must say that I thought I'd be done with this story after the first chapter….but no, I had to get more inspirations, didn't I? Of course I did.
So, here is another crack-tacular chapter.
P.S. I really love making fun of Raito…it's far too easy and too much fun.
Yagami Raito was a genius in every sense of the word. He'd always had the very best scores on every test. Always had the very best grades. Generally, you could say that he was used to winning. So, of course, when he first began using the Death Note, he naturally believed he was going to win. In all, it was a very optimistic dream to pursue. He simply had such a fat head about it because he didn't know of anyone who matched or surpassed his own wit. So, when L stepped into the picture, he never expected that he'd find someone equal to him in brain power.
L was an almost frightening phenomena by himself. The amount of thought behind each quickly delivered sentence and statement, his ability to deduce things those around him wouldn't have even though of, and most obviously, the fact that he had kept himself hidden from the entire world, hidden behind a letter on a screen in old English script.
To say Raito was intimidated by this character was a bit of an understatement. From head to toe, L was, in Raito's mind, a complete and utter freak. He looked less like an actual genius than a true psycho. But of course, that was only the cover of the book. The pages however, were a completely different story. Raito and L thought in almost perfect sync, which was a hilarity and a tragedy at the same time. Sometimes, it was like they were picking snide comments and thoughts out of the other's head and delivering them out loud.
It was almost like a game to both of them. A rather twisted and advanced game of Checkers, for Raito, but perhaps an upside-down game of Candyland for L. Maybe just an intricately woven mixture of the two, and whoever scored the most Kings in Candyland was obviously the winner. So when L pulled the first ace from his sleeve and met Raito face-to-face, Raito felt as though he'd been one-upped, which was something he was not something used to, and therefore was a bit angered by it.
The second ace L pulled out was the camera surveillance. This meant that Raito needed to fabricate a damn good alibi, but continue killing criminals. Thus, the potato chip bag was born.
Raito was riding some strange high. He acted as though he was merely studying for school, while really, he would be killing criminals inside the potato chip bag. Naturally, he knew this would work, and saw no need to test it beforehand.
His logic, however, was flawed. He hadn't even thought of the angle at which the bag was open on his desk versus the angles his eyes would actually reach. He certainly didn't have extendo-eyes, and even if he did, it would be suspicious if he was looking into the bag. What would he possibly use as an excuse then? 'My type of OCD requires that I only eat perfectly circular shaped chips.'? Either way, it looked ridiculous and suspicious.
It stands to reason that he was angry with this turn of events and refused to blame it on himself. He reached angrily into the bag, pulled out a single chip (which would later earn its name as the Epic Potato Chip), and, while throwing his head to the side, took a bite of the chip. Again, physics were completely against him as small shards of barbeque-ey salty goodness lodged themselves forcefully down the track that choo-chooed to his lungs.
In conclusion, he choked on the epic chip.
Moral of the story? When you know physics are out to get you, don't test them or you'll find yourself choking on a chip.
Okay, really, I hope I'm not the only one that found the potato chip thing a little bit of a stretch. I know my eyes don't stretch that far…..and if he could see the TV through the bag, so could L. Therefore, it makes no sense to me at all. And I'm pretty sure he never looked in the bag after he opened it the first time and looked at the chips like they were his free ticket to DisneyLand.