Camera comes on only to see two teenagers on a couch laughing while watching the Exorcist (the original)
"Dude this movie has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen!"
"I know. Did you read that new story I wrote?"
"The one where Ranma gets engaged to that girl that becomes his left leg?"
"No the one where he gets the Keyblade."
"Yeah. It's alright but it needs something."
"What?"
One of the teens smiles evilly as he turns towards his companion.
"Us."
"Hell no! Remember last time we did that?"
"Oh come on! It wasn't that bad."
"The f #& spaceship was shoved right up my a$$!"
"Heh. It won't be too bad this time I promise Author."
Author failed to see his friend cross his fingers behind his back.
"sigh…Fine you win Shadow. Let's pack up and get ready to leave."
"W00T! It's a$$ kicking time!"
"Um…How we gonna get there? My author powers are too low to teleport at the moment."
Just then a giant Gummi Ship crash lands on top of Authors house. Ranma comes out of the cockpit.
"GOD DAMNIT!"
"Um…..Oops?"
"Dude…Your life sucks."
"You know what…shut up."
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AN:Um...yeah...I have no clue what I was on when I wrote this but what the hell. Review.