The supernatural forces of gossip and small talk were simply amazing. On Johnny and Peanut's two hour anniversary, not only did the whole school know, but the entire town of Bullworth knew. Everybody had a different interpretation of how the two got together. The two greasers would constantly laugh at how ridiculous some of the stories were.

Gary Smith claimed that Peanut died from an overdose at his party and Johnny came to the rescue to save him. That red-headed Christy chick that was dating Angie claimed that the two got drunk together and had unprotected sex which they both enjoyed and now that are together as a result. Pinky claimed that Johnny was only dating Peanut to get back at Lola. The stories were endless.

But, neither Johnny nor Peanut cared about how everyone else thought of them. As long as they were happily in love with each other, everybody else seemed to be non-existent. Johnny was so heavily in love with Peanut and Peanut was so heavily in love with Johnny. One of the best parts about their relationship was that neither one of them showed any shame as they held hands and kissed in public.

One thing Johnny had a lot fun with was that since he and Peanut were both out of the closet, he had more of a right to bully the preppies around that made fun of either him or Peanut. Upon arriving at school, Bif and Derby had given Johnny a knitted sweater that said, "Sucks For Free". Well, Johnny didn't know a damn thing about knitting, but he sure knew how to ride a bike. So, Johnny sported his handy police motorcycle that he had stolen a few years ago.

Whenever class had finally let out that day, Johnny insisted that Peanut should ride with him on his bike to bully the preppies. Peanut was all for it just for the simple fact that he got to spend time with Johnny and the fact that he got to bully some trust-fund babies around. Whenever they both had their helmets on, Johnny charged the bike at what seemed to be at least 60 mph toward the school. Peanut had to hold on to Johnny's waist as tightly as he possibly could.

Upon entering the actual school grounds, Johnny popped a very long and dangerous wheelie that left skid marks all over the front area of the school. The wheelie ended as they headed for the Harrington House. Derby Harrington and Bif Taylor were carrying on about how rich they were until the obnoxiously loud sound an engine clouded their ears. Pretty soon, Johnny Vincent, with Peanut holding tightly to his waist, rode into their domain.

Derby and Bif were completely unarmed and therefore had no choice but to run into the Harrington House. Johnny then charged into the yard of the Harrington House with a ridiculously funny idea. Using his amazing bike skills, he rode around the yard into different formations that caused enough skid marks to form a picture in the preppies' yard. After the picture was completely finished, he drove to the side and stopped the motor.

Derby and Bif exited their house to come to conclusion that there was a giant penis shaped skid mark in their yard. "What in the living hell is this?! Do you even realize what it will to take to clean this-this- phallic imagery out of my father's yard?! I'm gonna to sue your ass so hard that your grandparents will come back from the dead and kill you! Then after I sue you, my father will sue your entire family! What do you have to say for yourself, Vincent?". Johnny took off his helmet and then did the same for Peanut. After Peanut had his helmet grasped firmly in his hand, Johnny pulled him in using Peanut's shirt for a very satisfying kiss.

Once Johnny had broken the kiss, he turned to Derby Harrington and cheerfully called out, "I'll suck Larry for free, but you'll have to make Biffy there blow you, son". The two greasers put their helmets back on and rode away. Bif look at a very shocked Derby and said, "You know, you wouldn't even have to pay me a cent if-". "Maybe later, Bif, but right now we have to clean this despicable piece of poverty off of my father's yard!".

Soon, out of nowhere, Gary Smith appeared from their lawn. "It's a shame that those two homos ruined your yard. If..if,if,if,if I could assist you somehow in getting revenge". Bif and Derby looked at each other. "We're interested".

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I know Russell's the one that has the stolen police bike in the game, but I just love the thought of Johnny riding on one. 3 Greasers don't just ride BMXs, ya know! Besides, you never know, he might have one at his house that hardly ever rides (probably so that the fuzz won't catch him XD). And yes, I have some Bif/Derby in here, too! 3