Bif stood at the front door of the Harrington House. According to Gord, it was finally time to try out Gary's diabolical plan to get back at Johnny Vincent and his fairy-friend, Peanut, for completely destroying Derby's yard. However, Bif secretly felt some form of guilt for this crime because he and Derby had absolutely nowhere to talk when it came to the kissy boy couples around campus. There was Johnny and Peanut, Jimmy and Norton, Trent and Kirby, and......him and Derby.

I can't believe Derby and I are actually punishing a homosexual couple whenever he and I make sweet love every night. Wait....I shouldn't think like that! They're poor scum and Derby and I are filthy rich...they deserve to be treated like dirt! Poor people really have no reason for being alive other than serving us richer folk. Like my gardener.

Bif shuttered as he felt the unexpected feel of Derby's arms. "So...is this plan going or what?". Bif turned around and smiled at him. "Well, according to Gord, last night Johnny and his..."friend" went at it like two jack rabbits".

Derby smiled and replied with, "Excellent! So, they are pretty much close now. So now, we begin our plan to break the two apart....Is Lola aware of this happening?". Bif nodded. "Indeed, she's waiting at the front gates now as we speak". This caused Derby to let out a loud laugh.

"Johnny Vincent and his backside pal are breaking up VERY soon. Serves them right for drawing phallic imagery in my father's yard". Bif laughed. "Yes, poor people are scum, anyway". Derby wrapped his arm around Bif's neck and kissed his lips, afterwards he replied with, "I couldn't agree more".

It was an unusually warm morning at Bullworth. Lola loved the way the atmosphere felt on her skin. The sensation was just as soothing as double penetration. Of course, double penetration was slightly more pleasing to her.

Okay, so let me get this straight: Derby Harrington wants me to steal Johnny away from Peanut so Derby can have his revenge on Johnny for drawing a penis with his bike. No problem. Revenge is so.....exciting.

Soon enough, Johnny and Peanut were spotted, hand-in-hand, walking to the school together. She tried to make as sexy of a pose against the stone as she could in hopes of getting Johnny's attention. Not only was he not impressed, but he didn't even notice her there. She had to try harder.

The sound of the intercom clicking made Lola's hopes go up. "Will Larry Romano please report to the office?". Lola had told Ms. Danvers that a scandal had happened because of a student at the school and let her know that apparently Peanut was a prime suspect. Her manipulative mind sometimes amazed her.

Peanut let go of Johnny's hand and kissed him tenderly. Once the kissed ended, they said words to each other, but Lola couldn't make out what they were saying. Soon, Peanut left Johnny standing alone, heading toward the office. Lola immediately took action.

As he watched his one true love leave for the office, Johnny was disappointed that he had to leave. His love for Peanut had grown so much that watching him physically walking away from him killed him. The greaser knew well that if you love somebody so much that you feel empty whenever they physically leave even for just a few minutes than you have fallen dead to the ground in the world of hate and high in the sky in the world of love. He only hoped that he wasn't in some kind of trouble.

Wow...even though he's only going to the office, I still miss him. This must be what real true love is! My younger, dumber days of being a freak obsessed with being the best was under the category of "Desperate Faggot Trying To Fit In With A Group Of Straight Boys Just To Prove He Wasn't Gay". But...now that I know better, I now fall under the "Happy Gay Man About To Get Married To the Love OF His Life" category.

Johnny smiled at this thought and took his MP3 Player out of his left pocket. He unrolled the cord that had the ear buds attached them and placed one in each ear. He turned the device and turned the volume to maxmium. He was overjoyed to find out that his favorite song had finally come on.

"I can feel your fingers, feel your fingers in my head. Goin' through the wreckage, through the wreckage of my thoughts...."

"Hey Johnny". Johnny turned around to see a smiling Lola. He turned his player off and took the earplugs out so he could reply with, "What the fuck do you want, Lola?". Lola set a fake frown on her face and replied with, "Aw, that's no way to speak to your soon-to-be girlfriend, now is it?".

These words seemed to have heavily disgusted the greaser. "What? Soon-to-be girlfriend?! Sorry, but I'm going to have to pass". Despite the fact that she had been rejected, she kept pushing. "Why not? Don't you love me anymore?".

Johnny laughed. "'Cuse, me? I never loved you, you herpes infested skank! Yeah, my heart does belong to somebody...but that person sure as fuck isn't you". Even though Lola was becoming heavily annoyed, she didn't give up. "But....don't you miss me? Whenever you're sleeping with Peanut, don't you ever picture that he's me?".

Johnny felt vomit about to burst from his insides. "Ugh..NO! Look, Lola, I'm sorry but I'm gay. I don't like girls. I like boys". Lola scowled at the greaser. "You weren't gay whenever we dated! How do you know you aren't bisexual or something?".

Johnny was beginning to grow heavily irritated by this situation. "Look, whenever I dated you, I was the only guy on the block who was single. I let my obsession of being the best take over and I dated you. But once I realized that dating girls ain't my thing, I drove myself so crazy to the point to where I convinced myself that I was in love with you. But I know now that I never actually "loved" you. I ain't fucking bisexual. I'm gay, absolutely disgusted by girls. Get over it". Lola was getting to the point to where she would soon let her anger get the better of her. "You know you still want me".

"I'm fucking gay, you stupid bitch! Anything with a vagina creeps me out! If you don't have a penis, I more than likely won't date you". "Really now? Well, does this get your attention?". Lola lifted her shirt to reveal to Johnny two large breasts. Johnny had never been so revolted in his life.

"Agh!! *gag* Put those away!". Lola put her shirt down. "Nobody leaves me, Johnny Vincent. NOBODY!". Johnny was very freaked out at this point.

Damn, this bitch is fucking crazy!

Lola spotted a thick ruler on the ground. She picked it up and slapped Johnny in the eye. She hit him hard enough that the ruler broke, but even then she jabbed the broken end against his eye until it bled. Since Johnny was too preoccupied with his injured eye, she punched him in the eye.

Before she could continue, Johnny soccer punched her. The impact caused her to fall, but she was able to get up. "Oh, Johnny, I love when men hit me. It shows off their true manly selves. Do it again!". Johnny was ultimately freaked out and decided to run away before it could get worse.

I need a fucking doctor or else I may go blind! I fucking hate that bitch...

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Don't worry!! Lola gets what's coming to her in the very next chapter! I promise! Yes, I'm pretty much milking the whole "Lola can't get him back" thing for all it's worth. =)