What the fuck? Why would I be a suspect in a vandalism charge?! I wasn't the motherfucker that painted the goddamn Town Hall! Sure, I have painted other pieces of Bullworth, but sure as hell not Town Hall. Besides, I thought they came to terms that Jimmy Hopkins was the one that did it! Derby Harrington, that freaky Earnest kid, Ted, and Johnny are all witnesses and they all said that Jimmy did it, so why the fuck am I in the office as a prime suspect?!

Peanut paced back in forth in Crabblesnitch's office, mind racing at the speed of light. "Look, I'm tellin' you the truth, sir. I didn't paint the Town Hall. I have absolutely no reason to paint it!". Crabblesnitch curled his fingers. "Why of course you do, Mr. Romano. You and you're gang-what are you called..the greasers? Well, you and your friends always do things that make this school look bad. My, just look at your attire! That jacket isn't what the school spirit of Bullworth is all about. Besides, now don't get your temper up on this because I'm not insulting your lifestyle at all, but your boyfriend, Johnny Vincent, is usually the prime suspect in just about every crime that happens in this school. My, he's almost in here as much as Hopkins was! Now, aren't you sure that Mr. Vincent wasn't the culprit?".

...Why the fuck is he blaming Johnny for this?!

"Yes, I'm sure Johnny didn't do it! Why would you assume that he did it, anyway?! I mean, not to insult your position as the principal of the school, but where do you get off blaming other students that had a 100% positive story for things that other students did?". Crabblesnitch looked as he was about to jump from behind his desk and strangle the greaser, but then a thought popped into his mind. If about three other students had the same exact story as Mr. Vincent and also the fact that Hopkins pretty much admitted that he did it, why was he blaming this badly dressed student for Jimmy's crime? Crabblesnitch calmed down upon thinking this.

Humph...I guess this terribly dressed student has a point. Hopkins already admitted that he was the one responsible for this travesty. I suppose that I should stop being convinced to do things because of rich students.

"You do have a point, Mr. Romano. Please, do forgive me for blaming you in an already closed case. You see, two richer students were here earlier, saying that you were a part of the incident and also that rather loose girl who's just as badly dressed as you are convinced Ms. Danvers to make the announcement. As my job as headmaster, I felt the need to address this problem". Peanut's eyes widened. Not only for the fact that the principal actually agreed with him once, but for the fact that two other students would blame him for a long dismissed case. He knew exactly who was behind this.

Derby Harrington and Bif Taylor. Bastards! I bet they did it to get back at me and Johnny for driving in their yard two months ago. But, we had every right to get back at them for making stereotypical comments about Johnny's sexual orientation! I mean, they would've done something similar if they were dating and we made jokes about Derby being a homo! As for Lola....she's just a jealous skank that wants me and Johnny to break up.

Crabblesnitch eventually dismissed Peanut from his office. Peanut, despite being overly pissed about the situation that had just occurred, decided that the best thing to do about it would be to tell Johnny what had just happened so that they could wail on two little trust fund fairies. Before Peanut could even begin to search for his lover, Lola came running towards him. She wasn't happy.

What does this syphilis freak want?!

Lola stopped in front of him and gave him a dark glare. "Shame on you!". Peanut rolled his eyes and replied with, "What did I possibly do to upset you now?". Lola slapped him.

"You turned Johnny GAY! Not bisexual, not confused, GAY! I demand you make him straight again or else!". Even though he was royally pissed about the bitch slapping him, Peanut couldn't help but laugh. "I didn't "turn" Johnny gay. Nobody can "turn" gay. He was gay all along, it just took him longer than others to realize it. Too bad for you, when he realized that he liked guys, it turns out that he doesn't even like girls. Johnny Vincent is gay. So the fuck what? I'm gay, too. I've NEVER liked a single girl in my entire life. And apparently neither has Johnny, but that's fine with me because, unlike you, I actually LOVE him. I don't just tell him that I do, I prove to him everyday that he's my one true love. Now, if you excuse me, I need to go find him and tell him something very important". Peanut shoved Lola aside and walked right past her.

Lola's face faded into a deep red as she faced Peanut as he walked away. "Fine! The bastard is a fucking homo! But, so what? I have every single straight and bi guy in this school at the palm of my fucking hand! I don't need that sicko! He deserves to be in the Infirmary!". Peanut turned around upon hearing this. "What the fuck did you say, bitch?!".

Now a sadistic smiled crossed the female greaser's face. "I tried to turn him straight earlier by flashing him. But he nearly vomited from disgust. So, I tore the fuck out of his eye. I hope the fucker goes blind!". She let out an evil laugh that provoked Peanut to the point of extreme violence. Before Lola could finish her laugh, Peanut grabbed her by her hair and mashed her face against the trophy case that sat next to the office, thus causing her face to break through the glass.

After her screams flooded the lobby, Peanut pushed her down the left staircase. The bitch pretty much flew down the stairs and then her fall continued down the rest of the stairs that led down. She eventually landed on her face, silently crying. After her fall ended, Peanut was being chased by a shitload of prefects.

Oh, shit!

As Peanut started to run, he realized that even if he did run the opposite direction, he'd still get caught by a prefect and be sent back into Crabblesnitch's office. Knowing that that just couldn't happen to him at the moment, he made a run for the Infirmary. He was successful for about a minute until a prefect surprised him and grabbed him. Thinking he was about to be sent to the office, Johnny Vincent came sprinting towards the scene.

Before the prefect to get Peanut fully captured, Johnny tackled the prefect to the ground. As Peanut recovered, he noticed that Lola wasn't lying about his eye. Johnny's right eye was badly bruised and slightly bleeding. This angered Peanut even more.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GONNA MURDER THAT WHORE!!!

Peanut looked down from the second floor to see that Lola was still out cold on the ground. He sprinted down the stairs, ready to finish what he started. He charged his left foot into her side as hard he could. Her yelps just encouraged him.

For the perfect revenge, Peanut turn her over and stomped his foot onto Lola's face. He continued to violently stomp her face until her entire face was covered in bruises and blood. Real tears started to flow her face like a water fountain. Peanut felt great satisfaction.

God...I've always wanted to do that and since she hurt Johnny's eye....god. If anybody hurts him, I'll hurt them worse.

"Johnny and I represent Gay Pride because we are true to our true colors. I love men, Johnny loves men, I find women to be very unappealing, Johnny finds women to be very unappealing, I love Johnny, Johnny loves me.....We are true love. If you ever lay another hand on him again, your life will be no longer". Lola's muffled cries were barely heard as Peanut stormed off. Peanut's smile that Lola's near-demise caused brightened his day. That is, of course, until he took another look at Johnny's black eye.

I can't stand to see Johnny this way...knowing that he's in physical pain....it just kills me inside to know that I could've stopped this from happening...

Johnny had beaten the ever living hell out of the prefect that had grabbed Peanut. This was realized whenever Peanut spotted Johnny making his way towards him. Peanut ran over to him and wrapped his arms around his neck. Johnny wrapped his arms around Peanut's waist as tightly as he could.

Peanut was trying as hard as he could not to cry. "Johnny...I'm so sorry. If I had known that this was going to happen, I would've stopped it". Johnny smiled and whispered into Peanut's ear, "Don't worry 'bout it, Larry. This wasn't your or my fault. It was Lola's for not being able to understand that I have finally found the real Johnny Vincent. I'm not the straight, badass that I desperately tried to convince myself that I was. I am me, a homosexual badass that can pop a mad wheelie and has the most amazing fiancé in the world". Peanut loosened his grip enough to face Johnny while holding him.

Johnny's black eye made Peanut feel absolutely miserable. He couldn't stand the sight of his one true love being in physical pain. Suddenly, it was even harder to control his actions. With that, Peanut finally lost control of his emotions and his eyes birthed tears.

Johnny's facial expression had now gone from content to heavily depressed. Watching Peanut cry caused Johnny to begin crying. His heart had broken watching his soulmate cry. Despite the pain he felt from seeing Peanut in this state, he felt very loved to know that he mattered that much to him.

"Larry...please..please don't cry...I'm fine. A black eye is nothing to me". Peanut's eyes locked onto his. "But...it means everything to me...especially since it's yours". Johnny wiped Peanut's tears away.

"As long as I have you, I have no reason to feel pain". Now Peanut wiped Johnny's tears away. Afterwards, Johnny moved in and planted a gentle and romantic kiss on him. It was one of those kisses that Johnny wanted to last forever.

My love for you burns like a hot planet. Every moment with you is like a moment in Heaven...but Heaven can't compare to you.......you are my forever.

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BOOYA!!! Take that, you stupid bitch! *calms down and slowly backs away* Sorry about that, just getting into the story. XD