Everybody was gathered in the school auditorium. It had been the first time anybody had even been in there since the election for school president. That is if, of course, people didn't sneak in there during Gary Smith's party. And, as always, all of the cliques were separated.
The preppies sat near, yet not, the greasers, who were sitting in the back of the room. The bullies were all on the far left side of the room while the jocks were at the far right side. This left the nerds and the non-clique students sitting in the front row. This had always been the way things like this happened.
In the back of the room, while Lola was nowhere to be found, Lefty sat next to Lucky, who was on the left side of Vance. Next to him was Norton, lighting up a cigarette. Hal sat in between Ricky and Johnny. And, of course, Peanut sat next to Johnny's right, holding his hand.
Bif and Derby weren't far from their rivals. Just as Johnny and Peanut did, Bif and Derby held each other's hands, only they didn't want anybody else to see. Bif glanced over to the two happy greasers and let out a silent sigh. Bif sometimes wondered what it would be like to be in relationship that the entire school was fully aware of.
Why is it that I feel some kind of envy for those two pieces of poor trash? Is it because I kinda wish Derby and myself were more open about our relationship like they are? I mean, just look at them! They're laughing, caressing each other, and kissing in public! Derby and I can't do anything in public...We're barely getting away with holding hands. I mean, Derby and I's sex life is probably better than theirs for the fact that they just now did something about a week ago whenever he and I have been strong for several months, since he and Pinky broke off their engagement. But still, how do I know that they haven't done anything since that point or even before that? I'm not even supposed to even know what goes on through their lives! The only reason I know is because Derby wanted revenge on them, so he had Gord follow them one night and he said that they were both getting frisky with each other....GAH! Why am I so.......jealous?!
The assembly was beginning. Bif and Derby broke their grasp from each other whereas Johnny and Peanut only tightened theirs. The whole school faculty was on stage, all except Mr. Hattrick, who had been fired a little while back. Miss Danvers took charge of the room.
"May I have everyone's attention, please?". She had to repeat herself about four or five times before the whole room had finally shut up. She sighed and replied with, "Ugh, thank you for your cooperation. Anyway, Dr. Crabblesnitch has a very important announcement to make, so please shut the hell up while this brilliant man speaks". All of the younger students started cheering, along with a few nerds.
Crabblesnitch walked up to the podium, thanking Miss Danvers. She pranced behind him, smiling and watching his every move. "Thank you Miss Danvers, I don't know what I'd do without your assistance". The woman blushed and winked at her boss.
Oh...that man is a charm..
Crabblesnitch cleared his throat. "Good afternoon to all of you. Now, you are all probably wondering why I have called this assembly, since hardly any of you actually do anything productive that would possibly call for an assembly...". The bullies and greasers at this point started to loudly snicker. Crabblesnitch sighed and shook his head in disappointment.
"Despite that depressing thought, there has been but one student to actually prove that he is Bullworth material. He is a loyal, well-educated, and honest young man with a very bright future ahead of him. Fellow students of Bullworth, may I introduce you to the new head of the school, Gary Smith!". A very few amount of students started to clap as Gary took the stage. Gary's smiled looked as it had been trying to lighten the day, but failed. Upon approaching the podium, Gary started his statement.
"Thank you, sir. It is truly an honor to be named "Head of the School". I can guarantee you that I will do my absolute best to control-er- keep things "under" control". The faculty all started to clap in respect of the new Head Boy. Gary turned his focus to the clapping patrons and answered with, "Thank you, thank you. But, hey, I have an idea as my first bit of duty as Head Boy. Why don't all of the prefects and teachers take the week off? You all work as hard you can to keep this school under control and I believe that you should have some time off from work". The faculty all applauded and agreed to Gary's idea, which lead Crabblesnitch to say, "Brilliant idea, Mr. Smith! I will go sign report this into my papers now, so then I don't forget why nobody's here".
As all the prefects and teachers, including Dr. Crabblesnitch and Miss Danvers, made a run for the exit, Gary's smile turned into a sadistic snarl as. Once there was no sign of authority around, Gary laughed into the mic. "Fellow students of Bullworth, what the fuck is wrong with all of you?". Everyone sat there, stunned.
"You have been mislead for so very long. You thought that a new face, known as Jimmy Hopkins, was your savior, your "hero". Well, my friends, he wasn't. I, Gary Smith, am the answer to all of your prayers. You actually shouldn't band together as one happy family because...hey, that isn't how mankind rolls. We are supposed to fight for what's ours and ours ALONE. Once I call your name, I want you to walk upon this stage: Derby Harrington, Johnny Vincent, Earnest Jones, and Ted Thompson". Johnny's focus was back once he had realized that he had called his name. Peanut looked at him and asked him, "What does he want?". Johnny replied with a simple "I dunno" and then kissed Peanut on his lips before leaving.
Johnny was the second to make his way to the stage (the first was Earnest anxiously jumping out of his seat to skittishly walk onto the stage). Derby was next, followed by Ted. Soon, all of the faction leaders (except for Russell) were on stage. This put a smile of Gary's face.
This is SO perfect! I have these losers eating out of the palm of my hand! Now, all I have to do is convince them to completely destroy the whole goddamn school! Hmmm...what should I do? Ted and his gang of roid-monkeys will be easy as pie to control. Earnest was the fucking first person to nearly hurt himself getting on stage, so he'll be easy as well. Derby is almost as sadistic as I am, so he'll see my plans as full proof. As for Johnny...well, he's a fucking homo! And as I seem to come to understanding, that slut Lola's been trying to convince a gay man to like girls, which we all know never works. For a while, I was worried that he'd be the most difficult to control, but since he came out of the closet two months ago as gay instead of bisexual like Lola hoped, those worries went away. Me, being a queer as well as he is, knows what it's like to have his orientation mocked and to be constantly tortured by disgusting females that are as desperate as ever. The guy has gay pride written all over him!
Gary had all of the leaders line up as if being inspected by a drill sergeant. The order of the line up went as: Earnest, Ted, Derby, and Johnny. Gary marched back and forth about three times. Finally, he stopped in from of Ted.
"Ted Thompson, star of the football team. You're the best player on the team, you're well respected as a leader and you're dating the head of the cheerleading squad. You have just about everything going on for you, don't you?". Ted confidently replied with, "Yes sir!". Gary smiled. "But, you DON'T have everything".
Ted, now shocked, asked why. Gary slightly chuckled and replied with, "You see, my very muscular friend, there is a group of students that have you beat in one category: The Nerds". Ted jerked as he answered with, "No way, really?!". Gary nodded.
"Yes, the nerds have higher grades then you do, so they constantly rub it in your face that you're some kind of mentally retarded giant". Ted's facial expression grew fierce. "I'm NOT Russell, damnit!". Gary, heavily smirking at the athlete's reaction, calmly replied with, "So go prove it".
The athlete rounded up all his friends and made a dash to the exit. "I always hated math, anyway!!". As the jocks made their leave, every student in the room had their eyes fixed on them. Even Peanut.
Wow. It must be VERY easy to confuse a group of steroid filled morons...
Now Gary turned his focus on Earnest, who was heavily scowling at the dictator. "Why the long face, Earnest?". Earnest grew red as he nearly shouted, "You just told those dumb inferiors to prove to us that they are better! They'll destroy our sanctuary!". Gary's face got closer to Earnest's.
"So you go destroy THEIR sanctuary. Aren't you tired of always being picked on by bigger, stronger students? You know, nobody has even stood up for you, so now it's your turn. You have to stand up for yourselves". Earnest's eyes brightened as if he had just seen Santa Claus. He nodded viciously as he led his nerd pals to the gym. "Ondelei, Ondelei! Let's go destroy the hell hole known as the "Gym"!".
Well, we all saw that coming...the jocks hate knowledge, the nerds hate athletics...the perfect crime.
Peanut's eyes wondered upward towards Johnny, who was still on stage with Derby and Gary. Johnny looked at Peanut and whispered something that looked like, "I love you". Peanut whispered it back and smiled. Johnny smiled back.
"So, Derby Harrington". Gary was now standing in front of Derby, staring him down. Gary smiled at the prep and continued with, "I like you. You and I have the same state of mind. You're a money crazed goon and I'm a power crazed goon. Perfect match, if I do say myself". Derby smirked and nodded.
"Indeed, you and I both would do things to make this school under control instantly". "Precisely, my rich friend. So, instead of destroying something that the poor folk own, why don't you protect what you own so they can't steal anything?". Derby smiled and answered with, "I like the way you think, my friend". Instead of running for the door like everyone else had, Derby strolled down the stage and rounded up his boys to head back to the Harrington House.
Okay, now that the trust-fund babies are gone, what the fuck is Gary going to make Johnny do?
Peanut anxiously watched the stage since the only two people left were Gary and Johnny. Gary paced back in forth a few times before acknowledging Johnny's presence. Gary smiled at Johnny and continued pacing. Johnny was growing impatient with him.
"Stop fucking walking and tell me why I'm up here!". Gary stopped and faced him. "Johnny Vincent, leader of one of the toughest gangs in all of Bullworth Academy. You and your boys are definitely not to be messed with, correct?". Johnny nodded.
"Well, that's fine and dandy, but isn't it also true that people have been messing with you a lot lately? You know, as in morbidly disgusting girls trying to straighten you out?". Johnny saw his point and answered with, "Yeah. Stupid cunts trying to convince me that I'm bisexual whenever I have absolutely no interest in girls at all. It's....it's SICKENING!". Gary smiled at him and faced him. "I know exactly how you feel".
Everyone, including Peanut, gasped at this. "Yes, I'm just like you. I'm gay. And I also know what it's like to be so very in love with somebody and have everybody constantly bag on you....and it hurts worse whenever the guy doesn't love you back and then the fucker uses you for a fucking one night stand...why Jimmy?". Johnny felt very awkward around the sociopath and replied with, "Uh...Well, I'm sorry that he doesn't love you back. I mean, I, of course, am in a very happy relationship at the moment with the most amazing guy ever". Johnny then turned his focus to the audience, at Peanut.
"Love ya, babe". Peanut blushed and shouted out, "Love ya too, baby!". This made several students groan, but Johnny and Peanut didn't really care. Gary turned his focus back on Johnny.
"True enough. This isn't about me, it's about you at the moment. You see, you and Larry are soulmates. But, I'm sure you knew that already, right?". Johnny smiled and happily nodded. "So, I think you should promote you and his pride to the Girl's Dorm. You see, Lola tried to break you two up a few days ago. She tried to convince you that you liked girls, even though you don't. You go show her that you are proud of who you are!". Johnny saw the point in Gary's words and agreed.
This guy's good. Lola's been stalking me and Larry like crazy lately, trying to tell me that I'm attracted to girls when I know damn well that I ain't. That bitch destroyed my fucking eye, so I'll destroy her fucking dorm.
Johnny jumped down from the stage, ran to Peanut, wrapped his arms around him and kissed him passionately. After the kiss ended, Johnny chanted out, "Hal, get over here! You're coming with me and Larry! Lefty, Lucky, Ricky and Norton: You guys stop anybody who tries to stop us!". Peanut kissed Johnny's cheek and whispered his "I love you" before running off. Johnny whispered his and ran with his lover.
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Yay! Some implied Gary/Jimmy in this chapter! ^^ And god...for the love of me, I could NOT spell "Andele" to save my life whenever I had originally wrote this. Like right after I first published this story on bully bl, I found out that it was spelled "Andele". XD Soo....the parts where Earnest is all "Ondelei, Ondelei" is supposed to be "Andele, Andele". But...I'm too lazy to edit it at the moment. XD lol