A Palace Fit for a Prince

"I have a sinking feeling that the Senshi will attack." said Jadeite.

"Me too." said Nephrite.

"Me three." said Zoisite.

"Me four" said Kunzite.

"Me five" said Endymion. There was silence. Finally, Tian broke the silence.

"So what are we going to do about it?"

"I have no clue.'' said a worn out Jadeite.

"What's this? The Mouth is silent?" asked Ryo.

"It's the end of the world!" exclaimed Damien.

"It will be knowing that the Sailor Senshi want revenge." said Kunzite wearily.

"Hey you!" said Serena. All the guys jumped in surprise and immediately went to a battle stance.

"Oh stop it. I'm not here to hurt you." said Serena with an amused smirk on her face. The guys relaxed a bit each exchanging nervous looks.

"What do you want, Princess?" asked Endymion.

"What, no 'Meatball head'? I'm just here to tell you that we got a new spa installed for the Palace. Mother sent me to show you where it is so you guys could relax a bit. She said that you all look a little stressed."

"Oh, well then lead the way Meatball Head." said Endymion. Serena walked away grumbling, But on the inside she smirked. 'Ha! They fell for it!" Unknown to the boys two figures in the shadows were smiling widely.

"Jupiter and Uranus to Mars and Saturn. Come in!'' said Lita.

"Saturn's here. What's going on?" came Hotaru's voice from the communicator. The Senshi split up into groups of two. Michiru was with Amy, Lita with Haruka, Hotaru with Raye, and Mina with Setsuna.

"Sere got the guys. Pass the message to Mina and Setsuna so they could warn Amy to get ready." said Haruka.

"Okay" said Hotaru. Amy got message from Setsuna.

"Here we are!" said Serena to the guys. The 'spa' was built like a mansion. "Well, get in!" she said pushing them in.

"Hey wait!" said Tian, but he was too late. She already shut the door and locked the guys in.

Serena went through a secret passageway into the control room. The rest of the Scouts were already there.

"Heh, heh. Let's put operation Palace fit For a Prince into action." She said taking a seat.

"The place is full of booby traps each designed for each guy. We each can take on and torture them separately or together." said Amy. "Either way they'll walk right into our traps."

"Let's separate them first then prank all of them." suggested Lita. The rest of the girls agreed and each smirked evilly. Attack!

"Uh Endymion? WHAT'S GOING ON?" Jadeite screamed.

"Shut your mouth, Jadeite!" said Kunzite.

"Well, let's keep walking. That way, we might find a way out." Said Endymion. And that's what they did. Well they didn't find a way out. They all fell through trap doors. They each met the Senshi of their dreams. Too bad the Senshi had a death wish for them. Guess who got whom. I'm not telling. Well, okay. I'll tell you. Let's let Amy and Michiru have their revenge first. Ryan and Zoisite landed together and too bad they landed on their feet, because it would have been a funny sight, seeing them land on their – well never mind that! Amy and Michiru were a dangerous team. Amy can freeze the water Michiru provides into deadly weapons. On the other hand Zoisite is just as smart as Amy. Ryan can match up to Lita in combat.

"So… What're you guys doing here?" Asked Mercury.

"I'd like to ask you the same thing." Said Zoisite. The fight began after she shrugged. Amy and Michiru started off. "'Shine Aqua Illusion' ' Neptune Deep Submerge!' Shouted the Senshi of water and ice. Immediately Ryan put up a shield around both of them. Amy froze some of the water Michiru provided and threw it at them.

"Damn she has good aim!" said Ryan.

"We are so dead!" said Zoisite.

"How right you are!" shouted Michiru as Amy released an Ice Sword at the two guys. They barely dodged it. Zoisite used his Sapphire Whip to demolish the Ice Sword.

"Jeez, I did not know they were so fast!" said Ryan. Amy snickered.

"Well, now you know." said the Senshi of Ice.

" We'll stop if you guys don't tell the Queen about this. Got it?" Said Michiru as Amy got another Ice Sword ready. Ryan eyed it then nodded. The two Senshi disappeared, and a door faded into view. They went through the door and were in the mansion.

"Oh great." groaned Zoisite. "More walking." Mina and Setsuna were having fun with Kunzite and Tian. Kunzite tried using his Topaz Boomerang to cut Venus's love chain, but it didn't work. He got shocked with her 'Love and Beauty Shock' for doing that. Tian on the other hand was too busy dodging time holes Pluto was creating.

"Hey Tian! Mind helping me out!" shouted Kunzite.

"I would, but I'm a little busy right now." came the reply. Kunzite looked over to see Tian hanging on for dear life to a chandelier that was on the ceiling. Kunzite looked down and saw the reason for Tian's distress. There was a time hole underneath him leading to, apparently, the time of the dinosaurs.

"Tell you guys what. We'll let you go," said Setsuna.

"Really?" said Tian from the chandelier.

"Yeah we will, but on one condition. You can't tell the Queen about this." said Mina.

"We agree to those conditions." said Kunzite. The girls called off their attacks. Kunzite got off the ground and Tian fell off the chandelier with a thump! They looked around the room for the Senshi but they already disappeared. There was a door in front of them. Tian opened it and saw that it leads to a hallway. "Well let's start walking. We're bound to find Endymion and the rest of the guys." said Kunzite. With that the two walked out to the rest of the so-called 'mansion'. Sooner or later they would find Zoisite and Ryan, but I'll tell that later. Lita, Haruka, Raye and Hotaru were having fun with Nephrite, Jadeite, Ryo and Damien. It was one helluva fight. Lita and Haruka were having fun kicking Nephrite and Damien's butt. Lita repeatedly shocked Nephrite while Haruka was making Damien dance around like a ballerina by using her 'Uranus World shaking' and 'Space Sword Blaster'. Jadeite had to dance like Damien to dodge Raye's Flaming Arrows. And oh, was she shooting fast! And with deadly accuracy to boot. Hotaru was trying to slice Ryo to bits. And the whole thing was caught on tape. Every encounter, every fight. Oh the possibilities are endless. Who knew being evil was so rewarding? Now on to the couple of the century, Endymion and Serena. Endymion fell in on his-err you know where- and was in a battlefield.

"Where am I?" asked Endymion.

"A battlefield, Stupid." said Sailor Moon. She jumped to dodge a rose Endymion threw. 'Well time to get the party started' thought Serena.

"I thought you'd never come, Princess." shouted Endymion.

"Yeah, and miss all the fun of beating you senseless? Not that you had any sense." said Sailor Moon. 'That got him for sure!' She was right. That totally got him. He threw 20 roses at her and she was ready to dodge them all.

"Ready to take it up a notch, Endymion!" shouted Sailor Moon.

"Anytime you are, Serenity!" snapped Endymion. Serena transformed into Super Sailor Moon. 'Shoot' thought Endymion. 'Houston, we have a problem' She shouted

"'Rainbow Moon Heart Ache!' "Rainbow and Pink hearts got all over Endy's Armor and clothes. The armor broke, of course, but the damage was done to his clothes and body. He'll have a hard time taking those off!

"Hey, you want to see Eternal Power?" Endymion didn't answer; instead he threw a rose at her. It hit her on her left leg.

"That hurt!" Serena yelled and punched him in the face. Then she transformed to Eternal Sailor Moon. She attacked him with 'Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!' on the lowest power and knocked him out. She dragged him over to the door that appeared at the end of the fight. She dragged Endymion to the hall where the generals and protectors would come across and left him there. Just as she disappeared, the guys showed up.

"What the!" shouted Zoisite

"Endy!" cried Kunzite. After awhile Endy woke up, and the guys got out of the mansion, with some difficulty, (like the Ice covered hall) they went to their chambers. Endy used his Golden Crystal to heal everyone. Their egos as well as their body got bruised.

After Serena disappeared...

"Sorry guys." said Serena.

"Sorry for what?" Everyone asked in unison.

"For not telling him to shut his mouth about this."

"That's fine," said Amy. "He'll probably try to tell the Queen but no one would dare back him up."

"Yeah if they did we would kick their butt's again." said Lita. Amy was so right. Endy tried did try telling the Queen, but the Senshi were there and no one backed him up.