There was a weird looking guy with purple eyes and extremely long hair passionately kissing another weirdo. This other guy had a bowl cut and eyebrows that seemed to have eaten over half of his face. Finally they broke apart for air and I thought it was over but then I heard something that shocked me even more.
"Next time put more love into it and look as if you were enjoying it more! Use your youth to your advantage and hold on longer next time! Now back to your seats," the voice sounded older but I couldn't figure it out. What was going on?!
"But Gai-Sensei I can do better, I know I can let me try again. I shall prevail!" he wanted to kiss the long haired guy AGAIN what kinda--- WAIT SENSEI?!?!?!?!?
"your fate is against you. You could not do it simply because it was not set for you to do so. You should give up before you make more of a fool of yourself." this response came from the purple eyed dude.
"Sit down both of you. I have to introduce the new student"
"BUT-"
"LEE! NOW!"
"yes gai-sensei" the 2 students both rushed to their seats well actually the bowl cut dude did while the other one just kinda walked.
Now I could see what this 'Gai-sensei' guy looked like and I could of sworn I was seeing double. He looked exactly the same as the bowl cut bushy browed boy that just sat down!
"ah you must be Uzumaki Naruto, come in and introduce your self to the class"
I walked the class room and looked around, nothing seemed odd but...
"WAIT A MINUTE, SO THIS MORNIN' I GET A NOTE SAYIN' I WAS LATE AND THIS ODD CHICK CAME AND WALKED ME TO SCHOOL AND DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT HER NAME WAS THEN I WALK IN AND IT WAS LIKE OKAY THIS IS A REGULAR ALL GUYS SCHOOL BUT THEN I SAW TWO GUYS KISS AND I THOUGHT MAYBE THEY WERE JUST WEIRD BUT THEN YOU'RE THE TEACHER GUY AND YOU TOLD THEM THEY WEREN'T KISSIN' RIGHT, AND WHAT DOES YAOI MEAN ANY WAYS WHAT TYPE OF A PLACE IS THIS?!?!?!?!" I could feel my throat beginning to tighten and my face heating up but I wanted answers.
"Ah, such displays of youth are admirable but not permitted twenty laps around the field, GO!"
I stormed out of the class and found my way to the track field. I didn't get it I want answers and instead now I have to run around a stupid field WHAT THE HECK?! That's it I'm going to talk to this Tsunade person and get the heck out of here. this place is too crazy for me!