Espada Diaries
Chapter 3
The Third Espada
Halibel
A/N- I'm so proud of myself (second time in two days XD) I got in two chapters in one looong night. Halibel is one of my favorite Espada, so this should be interesting. -noms on plate of virtual cookies-
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This chapter I give special thanks to my two friends, Jenna and Andrew, who are most of the time my inspiration to write this random monstrosity and also my convention buddies.
Special thanks and unlimited virtual oreos goes out to wisdom-jewel for some awesome-tastic reviews and to Iosakkura for handing me some criticism.You guys are awesome! Thanks a bunch!
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July 1st
Breakfast time pandemonium has broken free.
Everything started normal, everybody was happily munching on their morning cereal, until Szayel declared war on Gin for eating all his fruit loops.
Yes, ladies and gentleman, Szayel, well known gay Espada, eats gay cheerios. How cliche.
He bursts into the hall, ranting about his special cereal being all gone. Accusations are made, and soon an all out cereal-war starts.
Everyone is flinging their cereal about. Even Aizen and Tousen joined in.
As some sort of sick prank, Gin has replaced Tousen's cereal with shredded newspaper and some suspicious, glowing, green material.
I think it may be radioactive snot.
Yuck.
I am the only Espada here able to be civilized and eat my mini wheats elsewhere.
On my way out, Luppi's raisin bran has hit me in the back of the head.
Oh that is IT. This is the last straw. Being the only female Espada here, there's the sex jokes and puns, but now cereal being flung at me?
That feminine bitch will regret this day.
Almost as much as he regretted that day when he refused to give Grimmjow any pot pie. He ended up being a scratching post seconds after his remark of "No kitty, this is my pot pie!"
I will do painful things to anybody who gets one more bit of cereal in my hair from this point on.
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Sitting in my room. Counting the different types of cereal in my hair and making a hit list.
Raisin Bran- Luppi- sentenced to death by decapitation
Lucky Charms- Stark- death by boring rant via Tousen
Count Chocula- Ulquiorra- death by chocolate
Radioactive newspaper cereal- Tousen- death by poisoning
Rice Krispies- Nnoitra- death by overlarge plastic baseball bat
Cocoa Puffs- Gin- death by chair
Frankenberry- Yammy- death by yaoi fanfiction
Trix- Grimmjow- death by elephant stampede
Wheaties- Aizen- death by strangulation
By the time I'm done, life in Las Noches will be very quiet.
Seeing it will be just me, Nel, Zomarri, Szayel, and Aaroniero.
Scratch that. I still have to slaughter Zomarri for raiding my underwear drawer and I'll end up killing Szayel. I just know it.
Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaatttt...
Left in a place where a color could drive you mad within 24 hours, with a child and a freak. Oh joy unbounded.
I may end up killing myself yet. This talk of going insane is a bit depressing...
Maybe I should just leave everything...
Yeah, I'm just going to curl up and watch soap-operas for the next 70-something hours with a tub of chocolate prozac (ice cream) and Nnoitra.
Because after all.
You can't eat your anti-depression food without a spoon, ladies.
By the way, how my underwear ended up in Grimmjow's room is an utter mystery to me.
I swear it.
I didn't lend them to Ulquiorra for some twisted kinky thing.
No...
I don't know anything about why Grimmjow would want Ulquiorra dressed as a woman...
Noooooooo...-cough-theypromisedmethey'dletmewriteyaoifanfictionaboutthem-cough-
-Halibel-
A/N- Weeeeellllllllll.. that was...
Andrew- crappy?
Me- Noooo... just lacking
I'm not impressed with this chapter myself... I may end up re-writing it once I've got some sleep...
Thanks to chocolate cream oreos which have succeeded in keeping me awake these past few hours. And of course my lovely reviewers.
-Sora-chan